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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " Well l certainly think so  | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " I do all that shit....well not the false eyelashes and im not even a woman either. I've met you and you definitely are all woman, tiny but all woman | |||
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"I do contour. I've lost count of makeup brushes. Eyebrows usually on point. Foundation... depends on the foundation. You're a woman if you identify as a woman and anyone who tells you otherwise can shove off." Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher!  | |||
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"I do contour. I've lost count of makeup brushes. Eyebrows usually on point. Foundation... depends on the foundation. You're a woman if you identify as a woman and anyone who tells you otherwise can shove off. Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher! "Multi tasking. I dig it
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never touched my eyebrows and if I ever wore false eyelashes (maybe five times in my life) I had to get my dad to put them on me  | |||
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"I own four makeup brushes that my sister bought me. I don’t even wear foundation never touched my eyebrows and if I ever wore false eyelashes (maybe five times in my life) I had to get my dad to put them on me "I had to wear false lashes to dance recitals as a kid. I don't do that shit | |||
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" Am I even a woman?! " If you turn out not to be a woman after all I will be severely traumatised and will sue you for any and all therapy costs incurred  | |||
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If I have an event I get someone else to do my makeup, if not I just smear it on and hope for the best | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " Don't see many brummie women on the forum. Contour or no contour nature always enhances the good bits. You look all woman to me don't let anyone tell you otherwise | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " I don't wear make up. I've never dyed my hair. I've never plucked or otherwise altered my eyebrows. I haven't ever worn false eyelashes or had false nails put on. I once had a French manicure (for my wedding). I have my hair cut about bimonthly in a nice Manchester salon and that's my only spend on my appearance, other than razor blades for my legs etc. I'm a woman | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " I dont even own ANY makeup! | |||
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"Am I even a woman?! Man! I feel like a woman! Shania - god rest her soul. " Ummm did I miss the bit where Shania popped her rhinestone cowboy boots?! | |||
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"Am I even a woman?! Man! I feel like a woman! Shania - god rest her soul. Ummm did I miss the bit where Shania popped her rhinestone cowboy boots?! "Oooops! My bad. You are correct. Google says she’s bigger and better than ever! I always confuse Shania with Whitney Houston for some reason.  | |||
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" Am I even a woman?! If you turn out not to be a woman after all I will be severely traumatised and will sue you for any and all therapy costs incurred "Erm...  | |||
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"I've seen you wee. You are defo woman " Yeah sorry about that. I know I know. Bathroom next time. | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " Haha, yes. You are. You’re also a human. | |||
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"Why does that make you irate? " I think it's a combination of vodka, hormones/menopause and a recent addiction to TiKTok. | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " I don't even know were to start with makeup,I don't own any, I've never been shown how to use it 
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine. | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " You most definitely are a woman. I don't do any of those things either, and rarely wear makeup. Strangely I own a lot of makeup... I do dry my hair though. Enjoy being you... | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "Ironically given *points at 2020 self* I destroyed all toy makeup stuff I was given as a kid. Nope, not having it, in the pile with the decapitated Barbies | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "Unless it's actually harmful or inappropriate, I think children should be encouraged to play with whatever they want. I was never a girly girl, I played with cap guns, cars and the boys. However, I grew into a well adjusted woman who has always been happy being herself and hates violence. Allowing a girl to play with makeup, in my mind, will not do any harm. | |||
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" Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher! "Last time I met you it was the things you said and did which would've made most people blush | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " Love this! I’m exactly the same.....what is contouring lol | |||
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"I am irate! I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point. Am I even a woman?! " Depends... how big's your cock? | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup. | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter
My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup.
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"I rate you op...full marks...not painted on either " | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter
My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup.
My mum said the same, and it did me no harm " | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter
I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine."My girls are adults now. I'm guilty of buying pink plastic shite.
But like everything you have to strike a balance. My girls also know how to decorate, clear a U Bend and use a mastic gun. They just do it with false lashes and lip liner..
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"Sorry I got distracted by the other photos on your profile, but your make look fab." | |||
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"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter
I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine.
My girls are adults now. I'm guilty of buying pink plastic shite.
But like everything you have to strike a balance. My girls also know how to decorate, clear a U Bend and use a mastic gun. They just do it with false lashes and lip liner..
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