FabSwingers.com forum: Please keep me awake..

By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Family funeral dictates must drink straight vodka during the day.. burnt my mouth on halloumi fries trying to soak it up and now safely with oven off in my fat pants waiting for 10pm to see some naked bums.. it’s been a while..

Now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill without dropping off...

What’s the week got in store for you?!? Any exciting plans for bank holiday weekend?!?

Please tell me something fascinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are the 10pm naked bums coming from, should I stay up too or are they parading through your living room only

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Where are the 10pm naked bums coming from, should I stay up too or are they parading through your living room only

Channel 4 allegedly.. flesh and everything. Must not close eyes!!!

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Foul Irish Male is an anagram if halloumi fries,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey lady, hope funeral went ok.

I've no fascinating facts apart from Carte D'or salted caramel icecream is pretty sexy

I'm spoon deep in a tub right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a bloke called Skydrol, he’s ace and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the 10pm naked bums coming from, should I stay up too or are they parading through your living room only

Channel 4 allegedly.. flesh and everything. Must not close eyes!!! "

Ooh I can have them too then. Perhaps a quick coffee

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Hey lady, hope funeral went ok.

I've no fascinating facts apart from Carte D'or salted caramel icecream is pretty sexy

I'm spoon deep in a tub right now

I’m obsessed with salted caramel!! Think I may have some poor Morrison’s own substitute in my freezer.. I may have to raid...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Already in bed saff,10pm is a long way away!

You be sleeping by half 9!

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"There’s a bloke called Skydrol, he’s ace and funny

Isn’t he a farmer?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a bloke called Skydrol, he’s ace and funny

Isn’t he a farmer?!?! "

He’s a funny farmer

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Foul Irish Male is an anagram if halloumi fries, "

Can’t eat a foul Irish male with sweet chilli sauce... actually...

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Already in bed saff,10pm is a long way away!

You be sleeping by half 9!

On the sofa and struggling.. 1 hour 7 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family funeral dictates must drink straight vodka during the day.. burnt my mouth on halloumi fries trying to soak it up and now safely with oven off in my fat pants waiting for 10pm to see some naked bums.. it’s been a while..

Now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill without dropping off...

What’s the week got in store for you?!? Any exciting plans for bank holiday weekend?!?

Please tell me something fascinating

Well I will be moving on to somewhere new on Wednesday. Was going to go tomorrow but the restaurant where i've been charging my batteries in exchange for a few drone photos were so impressed with them he has asked me to go back tomorrow and do some more photos and a video when there are customers there. So staying here another day (Yvonand Switzerland). Not going to charge for it but I'll get a free meal from it. Good practice for me and be nice to have in my portfolio.

Then Wednesday I'm just going to pack up and head South. Just South... and see where I end up. Hitchhike on the way with no set destination just South

I'll just get off wherever they're going. Now that's a fun way to travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already in bed saff,10pm is a long way away!

You be sleeping by half 9!

Only 5 minutes to go here

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Straight vodka!!?? I do straight whisky but vodka!!? Ooofff!! 1 hr 5!

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill without dropping off...

What’s the week got in store for you?!? Any exciting plans for bank holiday weekend?!?

Please tell me something fascinating

Then Wednesday I'm just going to pack up and head South. Just South... and see where I end up. Hitchhike on the way with no set destination just South

I'll just get off wherever they're going. Now that's a fun way to travel.

Sounds amazing!!! I’d love to have the balls to do what you’re doing! I’m too used to home comforts.. couldn’t be without my dogs and a proper bathroom!!

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Straight vodka!!?? I do straight whisky but vodka!!? Ooofff!! 1 hr 5! "

It’s cultural

gip...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Straight vodka!!?? I do straight whisky but vodka!!? Ooofff!! 1 hr 5!

It’s cultural

gip..."

Less than an hour now,you got this

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Same here Saff! I’m watching Frost

that will keep you awake!

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Same here Saff! I’m watching Frost

that will keep you awake! "

I thought that might finish me off so switched over to some dodgy police thing.. can feel my eyes dropping.. I’ll wake up face down on my sofa I reckon

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Mondays are such a drag

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Mondays are such a drag

I usually quite like them.. but I’m not a patient waiter.. looking forward to sleep tonight!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Saff wake up!!!!!!!

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Saff wake up!!!!!!!"

Still going.. makeup’s off. I’m going to make this..

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Saff wake up!!!!!!!

Still going.. makeup’s off. I’m going to make this.. "

Can’t be bothered to get my arse out of bed to go and watch it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill without dropping off...

What’s the week got in store for you?!? Any exciting plans for bank holiday weekend?!?

Please tell me something fascinating

Then Wednesday I'm just going to pack up and head South. Just South... and see where I end up. Hitchhike on the way with no set destination just South

I'll just get off wherever they're going. Now that's a fun way to travel.

Sounds amazing!!! I’d love to have the balls to do what you’re doing! I’m too used to home comforts.. couldn’t be without my dogs and a proper bathroom!!

Yeah suppose it's a little harder for women but not impossible. I'm actually thinking of getting a dog. .

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Saff wake up!!!!!!!

Still going.. makeup’s off. I’m going to make this..

Can’t be bothered to get my arse out of bed to go and watch it! "

Lazy arse!!! 19 mins...

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill without dropping off...

What’s the week got in store for you?!? Any exciting plans for bank holiday weekend?!?

Please tell me something fascinating

Then Wednesday I'm just going to pack up and head South. Just South... and see where I end up. Hitchhike on the way with no set destination just South

I'll just get off wherever they're going. Now that's a fun way to travel.

Sounds amazing!!! I’d love to have the balls to do what you’re doing! I’m too used to home comforts.. couldn’t be without my dogs and a proper bathroom!!

Yeah suppose it's a little harder for women but not impossible. I'm actually thinking of getting a dog. .

Love my home comforts too much.. and I have 4 mutts

too much here to leave!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Saff wake up!!!!!!!

Still going.. makeup’s off. I’m going to make this..

Can’t be bothered to get my arse out of bed to go and watch it!

Lazy arse!!! 19 mins..."

But I’m comfy!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Stay awake saff, stay awake! 15 mins

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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Stay awake saff, stay awake! 15 mins"

pints of vimto I’m safe... this better be good!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You mad thing that’s what catch up tv is for... tomorrow for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sated from lots of lovely orgasms also waiting for said programme to begin, before dropping off!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Holy crap it's a bank holiday already? Every day just blends into one!

O.k, something fascinating....

The Japanese have problems with English words so V's so end up being B's. They also have problems pronouncing L's which end up being R's. So,... The Beatles classic "Love Love Me Do" ends up being "Rub Rub Me Do!" Ha, ha? No? (Tough crowd.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAKE UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKE UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Are you back from doing grown up things?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Laughing at the thought she might have fallen asleep!

Enjoy all.night

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