FabSwingers.com forum: Fab cards against humanity

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun? Hypothetically speaking..

You have had a meet and decide to give a bad verification. Not because you had a bad time, but because you want to keep them all for yourself!!

What do you say?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

He makes a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned out to be a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,

I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,

Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,

She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looks great but smells terrible.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

She had a fanny like a fish bucket

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

He was not Erect

His Morning(star) Glory was weak.

His Bants were pants

His jokes muy Moreno

And I really just wanted to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She reminded me of Billingsgate Market

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turned up early (I mean who does that)

Refused to take his socks off for sex.(When he showered after, it turned out he had webbed feet!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a cock like my sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" She had a cock like my sky remote."

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne

" She had a cock like my sky remote.

And pressed all the wrong buttons

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I had to hide under the bed when his mum knocked on the bedroom door with a cup of tea for him

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,

I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,

Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,

She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my dick."

Ah the long forgotten Macc Lads. Imagine what the snowflakes today would make of their tapes lol

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