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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've just caught myself perving over the man in strange work dungarees in the LIDL magazine (page 26)

It does say they're made from hard wearing fabric...

He also has very impressive quiffy hair.

I need to have a word with myself

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his mouth and start tonguing him, you're all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

She drew a cock and started wanking him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men have been perving over women in catalogues and un-sexy magazines for years. I wouldn't worry about it

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here "

Geoff, Geoff what a beautiful name!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This pandemic takes its toll

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

work dungarees I need to see this I stare at all men in work trousers that’s a bigger problem and I saw two men flying low today perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here

Geoff, Geoff what a beautiful name! "

Geoff it's Latin for "Get off"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here

Geoff, Geoff what a beautiful name! "

His name on here is dungareegeoff (he’s a looker but not got much of an imagination )

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his mouth and start tonguing him, you're all good. "

Damn you Man-gento, putting ideas in my head!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his mouth and start tonguing him, you're all good. "

Only do that if it's the poster in the window.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x"

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doubt you'll end up with a cordless drill, 6 oranges and a mig welder aswell

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 24/08/20 20:20:57]

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"She drew a cock and started wanking him off "

How childish!

(Goes looking for a biro..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

"

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x"

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"This pandemic takes its toll"

I'm going to get him laminated

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his mouth and start tonguing him, you're all good. "

Ohh top tip for today, I’m gonna try this on a poster of Tom Hardy

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


" work dungarees I need to see this I stare at all men in work trousers that’s a bigger problem and I saw two men flying low today perv "

I love paint/plaster spattered jeans on a man...I'll always turn my head to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie! "

No way really?! X

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here

Geoff, Geoff what a beautiful name!

Geoff it's Latin for "Get off""

Now that did make me laugh

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X"

Yes he’s a Barry boy

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his mouth and start tonguing him, you're all good.

Only do that if it's the poster in the window."

Ha, imagine!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


" No doubt you'll end up with a cordless drill, 6 oranges and a mig welder aswell "

I only have eyes for Geoff

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over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy "

Do you know Geoff?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?"

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his bum and start tonguing him, you're all good. "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves "

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just because it's Lidl it doesn't mean he's cheap.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?"

It was yes! And you drew a cock on me and started.......

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"As long as you didn't tear a little hole in his bum and start tonguing him, you're all good.

"

Trust you to lower the bloody tone!

Geoff isn't that kind of guy...

Plus he'd get all soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?"

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava "

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just because it's Lidl it doesn't mean he's cheap. "

True that

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face "

Do you have a "Blue Steel" face?

Can you do that with just the eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face "

It's all in the eyes...

Is it wrong to have slightly giggled at your reply?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

Do you have a "Blue Steel" face?

Can you do that with just the eyes?"

I came up with the look

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

It's all in the eyes...

Is it wrong to have slightly giggled at your reply? "

Very wrong young lady! You’re not supposed to giggle until I drop my pants!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

Do you have a "Blue Steel" face?

Can you do that with just the eyes?

I came up with the look "

Mind. Blown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This pandemic takes its toll

I'm going to get him laminated "

Wipe clean

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

Do you have a "Blue Steel" face?

Can you do that with just the eyes?

I came up with the look

Mind. Blown.

"

Yeah I have that affect

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"This pandemic takes its toll

I'm going to get him laminated

Wipe clean "

Exactamonte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

It's all in the eyes...

Is it wrong to have slightly giggled at your reply?

Very wrong young lady! You’re not supposed to giggle until I drop my pants! "

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I'll pick up a copy when I go shopping tomorrow, haven't looked at a porn mag for years

Her x

Hey, back off lady, I saw Geoff first!

Pmsl... now I really need to see him. I already want Geoff

Her x

You’re closer to him than Minnie!

No way really?! X

Yes he’s a Barry boy

Do you know Geoff?

Yeah. We modelled together a while ago. He did the dungaree and jeans section,I modelled gloves

Wasn't it gloves and balaclavas, as I remember it?

Ooh I like a man in a balaclava

I have all sorts,black,blue,khaki. Apparently I look my best when I’m wearing one when you can only see my eyes and not my face

It's all in the eyes...

Is it wrong to have slightly giggled at your reply?

Very wrong young lady! You’re not supposed to giggle until I drop my pants!

"

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I’m not trying to find Geoff From Barry on here!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’m not trying to find Geoff From Barry on here!"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"His name is Geoff,he’s from Barry and he’s on here

Geoff, Geoff what a beautiful name! "

You have got it bad

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