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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is that when I'm training and for about an hour or so afterwards, my dick looks like an acorn?! I'm roasting hot, sweat is pissing out of me but my dick is acting like I'm in sub zero temperatures?! Sometimes I hate my dick, he can be such a prick!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Strewth! I’ve thankfully not experienced this phenomenon

Have you tried switching it off then on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes protecting himself.

And we all know that is what he is like erect, really!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obsessing about having three nuts isn't good for your psyche. You may upset your little man too and he may leave the safe home of your Yfrounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say that mine looks like acorn however it gets smaller during and after proper workout. I guess it's because of blood being pumped to muscles. Probably that's why bodybuilders have reputations of small willy's owners

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Bench pressing with your cock isn't big, it isn't clever but it might make for a jolly spectacle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I wouldn't say that mine looks like acorn however it gets smaller during and after proper workout. I guess it's because of blood being pumped to muscles. Probably that's why bodybuilders have reputations of small willy's owners "

Nah, that's the 'roids that does that to your balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine must think I’m permanently at the gym in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I've experienced this occasionally after a long bike ride. Probably something to do with being belted in the undercarriage repeatedly by the saddle, for an extended period. Usually recovered by the time I'm out of the shower!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I seem to have fully recovered now. Back to his former glorious self!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I seem to have fully recovered now. Back to his former glorious self!

A good 4.5" then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strewth! I’ve thankfully not experienced this phenomenon

Have you tried switching it off then on again?

I really did laugh out load when I read this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you fret darling about your little acorn. Acorns turn into something huge eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you fret darling about your little acorn. Acorns turn into something huge eventually

Haha

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Are you sure it's only for an hour or so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strewth! I’ve thankfully not experienced this phenomenon

Have you tried switching it off then on again?

Ha ha that made me laugh out loud

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

How long does it take to get back to your usual 2.6 inches, OP?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

All the blood is elsewhere

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yeah, I've experienced this occasionally after a long bike ride. Probably something to do with being belted in the undercarriage repeatedly by the saddle, for an extended period. Usually recovered by the time I'm out of the shower!

Sorry I'll stop hiding in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is that when I'm training and for about an hour or so afterwards, my dick looks like an acorn?! I'm roasting hot, sweat is pissing out of me but my dick is acting like I'm in sub zero temperatures?! Sometimes I hate my dick, he can be such a prick!"

Pmsl... the blood is needed elsewhere temporarily, at least it returns.

Her x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Blood is in the guns for dem gainz bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was another geek thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'll stop hiding in there. "

Don't feel like you have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pmsl... the blood is needed elsewhere temporarily, at least it returns.

Her x"

Its happened for years. That's why I wont shower at the gym and wait till I get home!

But hey, it could be worse....it could have been inverted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phys dick. It's a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phys dick. It's a thing

It's annoying as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phys dick. It's a thing

It's annoying as fuck!"

Why? Are you struggling to windmill in the changing rooms?

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

Mine is always

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