FabSwingers.com forum: Apples and Pears

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm more a loose sack of oranges but I saw the archetypal pear shaped woman in shorts out and about today.

What are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I can never work this out, but am bigger at the top than the bottom

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Sounds like you may be an apple Petillante. I am a mixture! I used to be hourglass but as I have got fatter I have gone to more of an apple shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cello - well more of a double bass as I'm tall with a large arse!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im pear shaped i think, however big or small i am my hips will always be 2" bigger than my boobs

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I think I am a pear shape.....but to be honest these apple, pear etc shapes confuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Ribena Berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple here, as I tend to put weight on around my waist, and have relatively narrow hips compared to my waist.

I describe myself as a Coke can and not a Coke bottle.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im a finely chisselled pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can never work this out, but am bigger at the top than the bottom"

You're a cornetto maybe?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It seems Fab is populated by a musical fruit salad, washed down with .

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm very fond of a nice 'Pair'

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By *rAdventurerMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Where have all the Melons gone?!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where have all the Melons gone?!"

I've got them

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By *rAdventurerMan
over a year ago

Richmond

"Where have all the Melons gone?!

I've got them

So you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be an asparagus spear but I'm more of an artichoke

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I wanted to be an asparagus spear but I'm more of an artichoke

An acquired taste?

If we're going to get into veg too then I may have to change my status to sack of spuds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an hour glass. Bust and hips same size, waist 11 inches smaller.

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