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Apples and Pears

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm more a loose sack of oranges but I saw the archetypal pear shaped woman in shorts out and about today.

What are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I can never work this out, but am bigger at the top than the bottom

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Sounds like you may be an apple Petillante. I am a mixture! I used to be hourglass but as I have got fatter I have gone to more of an apple shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cello - well more of a double bass as I'm tall with a large arse!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Im pear shaped i think, however big or small i am my hips will always be 2" bigger than my boobs

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I think I am a pear shape.....but to be honest these apple, pear etc shapes confuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Ribena Berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple here, as I tend to put weight on around my waist, and have relatively narrow hips compared to my waist.

I describe myself as a Coke can and not a Coke bottle.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im a finely chisselled pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can never work this out, but am bigger at the top than the bottom"

You're a cornetto maybe?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It seems Fab is populated by a musical fruit salad, washed down with .

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm very fond of a nice 'Pair'

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By *rAdventurerMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Where have all the Melons gone?!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where have all the Melons gone?!"

I've got them

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By *rAdventurerMan
over a year ago

Richmond


"Where have all the Melons gone?!

I've got them "

So you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be an asparagus spear but I'm more of an artichoke

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wanted to be an asparagus spear but I'm more of an artichoke "

An acquired taste?

If we're going to get into veg too then I may have to change my status to sack of spuds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an hour glass. Bust and hips same size, waist 11 inches smaller.

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