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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a poet and now I know it. Right then, I can't sleep so I'll chat to some equally nocturnal strangers!

A questions to my fellow singlees, particularly the single ladies and couples:

Whem receiving a message, what is the tangible thing that makes you reply? Wit? Good grammar? A fantastical array of artistic pictures?

Advice needed, will pay in internet points.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I'd suggest that you clean the mirror before using it to snap pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd suggest that you clean the mirror before using it to snap pics "

Ouch..it was a communal living space but so appreciate the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish the mirror before the rocket lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot haven't ever shared a living area and it shows

Different profile picture needed methinks, before Gillian McKeith turns up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well they did the cleaning program together, no?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cant see your pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon OP, you should know better than to start a new thread, when there are things that you can be picked up on lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone "

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!! "

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!! "

Cheers you two. I think I'll stick to replying to threads instead of creating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Just Google Gillian McKeith and the fat burning thing might make more sense. I don't think it's actually anyone saying you are fat...... "

I don't Google everything everyone says on a thread. I just think the whole tone of their comments were out of order. Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!!

Cheers you two. I think I'll stick to replying to threads instead of creating them "

You create them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's hidden his profile do ya think he's cleaning lol wondering what colour marigolds he goes for "

Genuinely thought they only came in yellow ? Learn something new on here everyday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Just Google Gillian McKeith and the fat burning thing might make more sense. I don't think it's actually anyone saying you are fat......

I don't Google everything everyone says on a thread. I just think the whole tone of their comments were out of order. Xx"

Oh, I agree. I just thought the OP might like to see who she is to see if any of it makes any sense (if that makes any sense at all??)

She's the Scottish nutritionist known for fishing through people's poo and commenting on things like grease content, though she's not been on TV for years as far as I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

multi coloured like condoms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!!

Cheers you two. I think I'll stick to replying to threads instead of creating them "

No. Don't. Your question is valid.

In answer to it, you could put a really nice question to me, written well but then send me a picture of your cock and I delete the message straight away. It puts me right off. As do one liners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like cum on the mirror lol communal living cum , I wonder how many loads had splattered it lol

Leave the guy alone

Agreed. What is with the unkind replies on this thread. Damned ridiculous. You called a woman fat and you would get hounded, so don't do it to a guy!!

Cheers you two. I think I'll stick to replying to threads instead of creating them

No. Don't. Your question is valid.

In answer to it, you could put a really nice question to me, written well but then send me a picture of your cock and I delete the message straight away. It puts me right off. As do one liners. "

Solid advice. I do always read the entirety of a profile, resulting in a tailored message if I think I may fit the bill ( including face pics only!).

I also try to be funny but I'm finding humour is very subjective...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"multi coloured like condoms lol"

Things up there seem to be getting a tad heated ! But this has me intrigued I’m hitting my local home store and more in the morning I’m done with the bog standard yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of ganging up on here, fuck'em OP and their toilet critique...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP unhide your profile xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of ganging up on here, fuck'em OP and their toilet critique..."

Top man, appreciate it. I must say I'm not easily offended and take most things on the chin, but was taken aback the random fat bashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP unhide your profile xx"

I'll let things cool down but I do appreciate your words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u no alot about it lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Kinkster profile might want to read their own length explanation of online bullying etc which they seem to be displaying prominently on the profile. I'm at a loss to understand why such explanations might need to be there, but ho-hum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

il check it out its bin a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Kinkster profile might want to read their own length explanation of online bullying etc which they seem to be displaying prominently on the profile. I'm at a loss to understand why such explanations might need to be there, but ho-hum. "

Its crazy how a thread can literally turn in to a in depth discussion about toilet cleaning wtf ? Moving on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Kinkster profile might want to read their own length explanation of online bullying etc which they seem to be displaying prominently on the profile. I'm at a loss to understand why such explanations might need to be there, but ho-hum. "

This is beyond ironic!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The Kinkster profile might want to read their own length explanation of online bullying etc which they seem to be displaying prominently on the profile. I'm at a loss to understand why such explanations might need to be there, but ho-hum.

Its crazy how a thread can literally turn in to a in depth discussion about toilet cleaning wtf ? Moving on "

I mean, I swear by the Method range of cleaning products, if anyone cares?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we cud try bionic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Kinkster profile might want to read their own length explanation of online bullying etc which they seem to be displaying prominently on the profile. I'm at a loss to understand why such explanations might need to be there, but ho-hum.

Its crazy how a thread can literally turn in to a in depth discussion about toilet cleaning wtf ? Moving on

I mean, I swear by the Method range of cleaning products, if anyone cares?! "

we come this far right ? Rock away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a problem chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was just a leg pull no malace intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was just a leg pull no malace intended"

Good ! There’s enough of that on here ! And it’s just a bit of laugh anyway !

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