FabSwingers.com forum: Weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse, and why?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

let's hear what you would choose in the zombie apocalypse.... I'll give my answer after a few of you have given me yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie poison.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Long sock with a billiard ball in it...get in, get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucille

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd probably go for some sort of lightweight sword or machete, no ammo required as that will be in short supply I'd imagine.

Plus I would look awesome wielding a massive blade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuke

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Tomahawk, and a Wakizashi

It's all about the swing,

Bigger or heavier and you might get in trouble,

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Jedi mind trick

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

saves a lot of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A faithful canine companion who alerts me of coming hordes so I can make a quick escape. At no point ever does he get bitten and die a tragic death in my arms...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I'd probably go for some sort of lightweight sword or machete, no ammo required as that will be in short supply I'd imagine.

Plus I would look awesome wielding a massive blade. "

'think I'd go for a Gurkha style fighting knife. Just be careful not to get any spatter on myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samurai sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ray gun or samurai sword

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My razor-sharp wit

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ll take a lobo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex! Just release her at the board and the board will run away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe or a sword.

After wielding them at duncarron, I'd quite like to use them for the zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll just become a Zombie - fighting them off would give me really bad anxiety

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

My sister, she never shuts up and has almighty rants, the zombies will hear her and shuffle back from whence they came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Machete and a wet stone to keep it sharp

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bat'leth...

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kamehameha or a Spirit Bomb... maybe a Galick Gun

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy. You forgot the backpack, lol

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not built for speed and I’m not much of a fighter so this fight or flight bollocks doesn’t really help me.

I’d side with the zombies. Pick your battles and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something quiet and razor sharp.

So I would probably say a samurai sword.

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By *riday10Man
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I think I'll just become a Zombie - fighting them off would give me really bad anxiety

Given most people are now zombies your choice makes sense

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Gotta be a big 'ole axe for me. One swipe and they're no longer a problem

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Hannah's American and I'll just tell her the zombies gave me bad customer service. Once Hannah gets onto them they'll run.

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set."

Holy cow, do we ask why you have all that or...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chuck Norris

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Claw hammer and a machete stun with the hammer finish with the machete

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Good quality running shoes

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Boobie traps I get creative when it not available to buy or to expensive

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set."

Yea... I'm just going to follow you if that's OK.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set.

Holy cow, do we ask why you have all that or...

On second thoughts, you, I pick you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mossberg 500 I have one in my cabinet. Plenty of ammo scattered around the rural locations I will frequent in the apocalypse. Good against people and zombies.

Shame I can only get 3 in it at the moment but with a little bit of creativity I’m sure I can sort that.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set.

Holy cow, do we ask why you have all that or...

I used to do C15th re-enactment, still got some kit left!

Sold my sword though, which I slightly regret.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Oh, the machete I use to cut wood for our wood stove - nothing sinister I'm afraid!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set.

Yea... I'm just going to follow you if that's OK. "

Please do!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"I've 3 pole arms in the shed, two glaives & a spear.

Also have a poll-axe.

A 1953-pattern British Army machete.

A 14" triple-edged rondel dagger.

A nice, slim misericord for that final act of mercy.

Oh, and a longbow & 2 sheaves of arrows.

Think I'm fairly well set.

Holy cow, do we ask why you have all that or...

On second thoughts, you, I pick you! "

Its nice to be wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cure for the zombies to turn them back.

Kill them with kindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking slow moving zombies or quick moving zombies?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Are we talking slow moving zombies or quick moving zombies?"
ahhh if it's world war Z level, we are all ffked, simple as,

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Are we talking slow moving zombies or quick moving zombies?"

Ah man! If they're them fast ones then let me go steal a tank with a flame thrower on it, only way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close combat would be a 36" - 42" hybrid hammer.. ball pein one side, axe blade on the other oh and a short sharp pointy end for the eyestab. Doesnt have to be weighty as its length will give it momentum.

Given the shortage of gun shops in the UK anything that requires manufactured ammo is going to be a fail.

Vehicle of choice - old sherpa riot van or one of the ex army landrovers like the had in NI.

Of course this all assumes they are generic shambling movie zombies..

If theyre 28 days later style rage zombies i'm outta there, heading for the nearest defendable castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear powered chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Challenger 2 tank, 75 tonnes in combat dress. I need 3 more volunteers..?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A 13 inch double ended dildo -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tick tack ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got sword and tomahawk..Id add a longbow because I can make the arrows and fix the bow..and they re silent...no drawing attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Sketchers.

Good luck hearing me with those babies on my feet!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Axe, doesn't need ammo, doesn't really wear out and can use for getting fire wood too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ray gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the consensus on how to actually stop/kill a zombie. It may affect my weapon choice.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A fish.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggots

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Are we talking slow moving zombies or quick moving zombies?

Ah man! If they're them fast ones then let me go steal a tank with a flame thrower on it, only way..."

I think with my tits and your thighs we will be quite the formidable team!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Axe, doesn't need ammo, doesn't really wear out and can use for getting fire wood too."

If you get a limb trapped you can also use it to chop off the limb and free yourself!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Solar powered light sabre with a built in super capacitor and lifetime guarantee

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

A Leopard 2A7 tank and the full force of the British army

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A crowbar

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Lucille"

Another vote for Lucille!

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

here or there

A cricket bat, just take out the head, that was good enough for Shaun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossbow with telescopic sights - accurate to about 200 yards so no need to get up cose and personal with them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Sprouts - zombies hate sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sort of spherical force field that surrounds me and just evaporates those pesky zombies but is safe to everyone else.

I could carry on but won’t bore you lot to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take a .22 rim fire rifle .

A machete and khukri

And an edging tool for range .

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