FabSwingers.com forum: Midgets!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got bitten by a load of midgets the other night. Got bites all over my neck and they itch like MAD.

(The kids call them midgets... Also known as midgies, bugs, creepy crawlies.)

Anyway it's really not a good look. Me scratting at my neck with angry red bites all over it while trying to seduce my bloke this aft. I'm thinking if I get in quick I could blindfold him and he'll think the scratching noise and moaning is just me enjoying myself.

Any other ideas?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is this prejudicial against little people

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i think in future if you remain standing the midgets will not be able to reach your neck to bite it. Unless of course they stand on chairs in which case all you havd to do is push them off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think you mean Midges? Lmao @ the thought of loads of lil people all biting you.....good idea for a porn flick?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tea tree oil or aloe vera

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thought for a minute we were going back to oompah lumpas

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have you got any calamine lotion or bicarbonate of soda. I thuoght the title was about little people as well lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tea tree oil is good, as is that lemon scented stuff, they put in candles- citronella.

Beware of using neat essential oils on your skin, and always check whatever you use on a small part first, in case of sensitivity.

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

I was going to say i havent bitten anyone for quite some time now.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"I think you mean Midges? Lmao @ the thought of loads of lil people all biting you.....good idea for a porn flick?

aready got the music picked out,its Sex dwarf by soft cell.

`Sex dwarf isnt it nice luring disco dollies to a life of vice,

I could make a film and make you my star

youd be a natural the way you are,

i would like you on a long black lead. i would parade you down the highstreet, youve got the attraction youve got the pulling power,walk my little doggies walk my little sex dwarf.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Something called new skin dotted on them and let dry ..Or some clay face mask or calomine.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Something called new skin dotted on them and let dry ..Or some clay face mask or calomine."

is that on the spots or the midgets

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By *ir and ElieCouple
over a year ago

oldbury

take some piriton too it helps with the itching and cool baths and showers patt skin dry dont rub it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you everyone. I put witch hazel on and it helped. After that I was too busy to notice the itch.

I once told the kids that the midges bite me and they thought I said midgets. It makes me laugh, the thought of little people flying around biting people.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Thank you everyone. I put witch hazel on and it helped. After that I was too busy to notice the itch.

I once told the kids that the midges bite me and they thought I said midgets. It makes me laugh, the thought of little people flying around biting people.

sounds like a vampire snow white pantomime

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!

Ooops

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Funnily enough, I now have a penchant for a bag of Midget Gems.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!

Ooops

now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!

Ooops

now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head.

....... With their cocks hanging out........

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

just left stonehenge and there was a midget druid there, i have photos. The picture in my head was probably illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a Gem of a thread...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!

Ooops

now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head.

....... With their cocks hanging out........

are they midget cocks or pornstar size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her

What was he shouting

”THE PLANE BOSS THE PLANE" !!!haha little bastard

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her

straddled by a stradivarius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got bitten by a load of midgets the other night. Got bites all over my neck and they itch like MAD.

(The kids call them midgets... Also known as midgies, bugs, creepy crawlies.)

Any other ideas?

Get some anti-hystemine tablets. They won't get rid of the bites but will reduce the itchiness. The bites will fade in a few days if they aren't aggravated by you scratching them.

I hate things that bite, cos they usually look at me and think, "Nom nom nom! Dinner's here!" Little buggers!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This is still making me laugh every time i see the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter got bitten by some midges back when she was one and got Urticaria, i was soooo scared as it looked like id scalded her and they were burn marks.

pesky little things and i hate them. Anti histamine medication worked though and callomine lotion

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her

What was he shouting

”THE PLANE BOSS THE PLANE" !!!haha little bastard"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!

LOL

Yes seen a few of those too!

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