FabSwingers.com forum: Please turn me off!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I know the feeling

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Come snuggle in my bosom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh that helped no end! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're Granny is watching you right now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh that helped no end! Cheers!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You're Granny is watching you right now

*Your

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're Granny is watching you right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique "

Ewww poor thing!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!"

Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique "

I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off "

I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take a look at my profile

that will turn you off

100% of women said so

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge

I love that light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there. "

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!"

Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me

You haven’t have you? Oh god

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend"

Did you manage to go?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That hasn't quenched my horn levels one bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me

You haven’t have you? Oh god "

Not yet, happy to if you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend

Did you manage to go?"

Only a few measly pebbles. Nothing worth writing home about.

See ... i bet thats dampening your ardour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!"

Mr has a beard

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

You could always come and do my job and then I can go home sooooo effing bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im usually good at turning forums and people off. Dont know what it is about me. Must be a super power i have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Mr has a beard"

Haha. That would work. Sorry

. I just have a major thing about beards x

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I have a tooth abcess and have just been sent back from A&E. Need to be in sepsis apparently to be seen....

No out of hours dentists today either.

Not feeling sexy at all

or horny lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend

Did you manage to go?

Only a few measly pebbles. Nothing worth writing home about.

See ... i bet thats dampening your ardour "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a tooth abcess and have just been sent back from A&E. Need to be in sepsis apparently to be seen....

No out of hours dentists today either.

Not feeling sexy at all

or horny lol. "

Oh no! That sort of pain is real!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Mr has a beard

Haha. That would work. Sorry

. I just have a major thing about beards x"

So does Mrs - just the opposite effect though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a few years ago when I decided to build a scale replica of my sofa out of matchsticks.

I began with choosing the matchsticks because they had to be the right thickness and length.

Not to thick and not to long. They had to be the right length to fit correctly and snugly.

Next came the glue. A little bit sticky but not too gloopy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique

I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed

Omg that’s one of my fears! I had a water powered wedgie and I thought I had some type of tear but it was a false alarm.

Thinking of you and your backside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Mr has a beard

Haha. That would work. Sorry

. I just have a major thing about beards x

So does Mrs - just the opposite effect though. "

As with most women I think. I’m just a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of my wang

it's not a very good one so should do the job

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique "

I think that did the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pictures of my wang

it's not a very good one so should do the job"

Didn’t do the trick

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just me being in the Thread seems to work in most cases

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I am too far gone...

Sonia off eastenders or Margaret thatcher imagery does the trick

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge

I love that light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village "

Get your wand out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just the thing to turn you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we swap underwear and go for dinner wearing each other’s lol Just jokeing lol

You did ask me to turn you off and according to the lastest thread it’s definitely a turn off lol x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Think of Boris and sturgeon sharing a hot tub jacuzzi in the Highlands

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off

I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried!

I think everyone’s feeling a little not themselves.

I’m sure once this whole social distancing thing gets blown away, you’ll be feeling yourself again

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge

I still think your hair looks blonde most of the time.

I’ll believe you’re ginge if we ever meet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You’re sounding like you need bromide

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village "

Flood defences needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village

Get your wand out? "

If everyone would get out of this house for just 5 bloody minutes I would!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re sounding like you need bromide

Haha. I think I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off

I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried!

I think everyone’s feeling a little not themselves.

I’m sure once this whole social distancing thing gets blown away, you’ll be feeling yourself again

No, she'll be feeling someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just the thing to turn you off

Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of Boris and sturgeon sharing a hot tub jacuzzi in the Highlands

I just came

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have just the thing to turn you off

Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either

Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just the thing to turn you off

Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either

Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know

Watch the video of my operation

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My farts don't normally smell unless I'm unwell, today however that isn't the case.

I had curry last night, and leftover curry for breakfast.

I need to leave for work very soon and I'm genuinely concerned about the stink my baloon knot is expelling.

If you hear of a full restaurant goers ch*king to death in a cloud of green haze.... it was me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My farts don't normally smell unless I'm unwell, today however that isn't the case.

I had curry last night, and leftover curry for breakfast.

I need to leave for work very soon and I'm genuinely concerned about the stink my baloon knot is expelling.

If you hear of a full restaurant goers ch*king to death in a cloud of green haze.... it was me."

. Curry for brekkie!!! Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have just the thing to turn you off

Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either

Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know

Watch the video of my operation

Oh god. No. I can’t watch things like that! I can’t even watch casualty! And that’s not even a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just the thing to turn you off

Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either

Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know

Watch the video of my operation

Oh god. No. I can’t watch things like that! I can’t even watch casualty! And that’s not even a joke!"

It will get rid of your horn, it’s proper rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is awesome im now invisible.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Come snuggle in my bosom

Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette

Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge

I still think your hair looks blonde most of the time.

I’ll believe you’re ginge if we ever meet

Im going blonder this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow

It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village

Get your wand out?

If everyone would get out of this house for just 5 bloody minutes I would!"

Ahh, fair enough! Throw them all out and tell them your bleaching the floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, look at my pics, Turn Off

Job done!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy, look at my pics, Turn Off

Job done!!!

Yeah right

Fell for that one didn’t I!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I just had a poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh this is awesome im now invisible."

You are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a poo. "

In your bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had a poo. "

Did you take your phone with you?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!

Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me

I'm in

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I hate you "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh this is awesome im now invisible.

You are!"

Fuck

Who said that?

(Prdictable response no. 11 from Jennies Pamphlet of Predictable Responses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just consumed a large piece of moo moo for lunch, I’m now picking my teeth.

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Dog just rolled in fox poo, just finished cleaning him up...... smells fantastic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you forgotten all about lovely cock yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you forgotten all about lovely cock yet. "

Don’t tell them my pet name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you forgotten all about lovely cock yet.

Don’t tell them my pet name!!"

Can I stroke your pet, and Ill keep quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat was just sick all over my knee,that should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you forgotten all about lovely cock yet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you "

I hate her too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit Estella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TREV!!! #topshagger

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Think of Boris and sturgeon sharing a hot tub jacuzzi in the Highlands

I just came

I'm sure Boris would be proud of you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique

I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed

Omg that’s one of my fears! I had a water powered wedgie and I thought I had some type of tear but it was a false alarm.

Thinking of you and your backside. "

My butt appreciates your thoughts and prayers. It recovered luckily but I can't look at a waterslide without doing a clench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, did that work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, did that work."

Blimey you dragged this out of the woodwork!

Nope didn’t work!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hi, did that work.

Blimey you dragged this out of the woodwork!

Nope didn’t work!"

One word beautiful lady; one mere word guaranteed to instantly remove all thoughts of sex and sensuality from your mind.

Munging

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did it work?!"

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it work?!"

Jo.Xx

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, did that work.

Blimey you dragged this out of the woodwork!

Nope didn’t work!

One word beautiful lady; one mere word guaranteed to instantly remove all thoughts of sex and sensuality from your mind.

Munging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about dry humping thighs and bulging laps...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it work?!"

Jo.Xx

Oh the thread or that previous comment?! I’m ignoring that comment. I googled that once before and I’m still in therapy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something about dry humping thighs and bulging laps...

Stop!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh Jebus

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did it work?!"

Jo.Xx

Oh the thread or that previous comment?! I’m ignoring that comment. I googled that once before and I’m still in therapy. "

No, it was the previous comment of Did this work?!

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

*peeks head in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!

For the sake of Trev at least!"

20 different cock shots sent to you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite sandwiches with stale white bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was having problems with my meccanno set so I needed my gf to hold onto the nuts..they re tiny nuts, too tiny for me but her nimble fingers were perfect. I took the screw driver to drive the bolt home but she thought the bolt was too long and too much girth because the nuts just wouldn t stay still in her fingers. I told her to grab the right tool that would generally hold the nuts in some kind of balance. Well her fingers took hold delicately upon the tool as I screwed the hard bolt into place..it was a long bolt but then it had to be driven through to the other side so certainly the length was needed and it turns out the girth was just right. But the nuts needed a little oil so she allowed a little drop or two lubricate to make its passage easier.

Hope my meccanno tower build has helped turn you off..such a proud tower it is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well i was having problems with my meccanno set so I needed my gf to hold onto the nuts..they re tiny nuts, too tiny for me but her nimble fingers were perfect. I took the screw driver to drive the bolt home but she thought the bolt was too long and too much girth because the nuts just wouldn t stay still in her fingers. I told her to grab the right tool that would generally hold the nuts in some kind of balance. Well her fingers took hold delicately upon the tool as I screwed the hard bolt into place..it was a long bolt but then it had to be driven through to the other side so certainly the length was needed and it turns out the girth was just right. But the nuts needed a little oil so she allowed a little drop or two lubricate to make its passage easier.

Hope my meccanno tower build has helped turn you off..such a proud tower it is too

Love it

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