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"Ooooo fresh greenhouse tomatoes with salt and vinegar sprinkled on them. Beautiful." Salted yes. | |||
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I am craving sweet stuff and sleep 
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"You're preggers...congrats "Bugga | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
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"You're preggers...congrats
Bugga
Is it mine ? "How would he know? He ain't got eyes in the back of his head! | |||
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"You're preggers...congrats
Bugga
Can I be godmother? "Yeah why not | |||
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"You're preggers...congrats
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Is it mine ? "I hope so  | |||
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"You're preggers...congrats
Bugga
Is it mine ?
How would he know? He ain't got eyes in the back of his head!"Theres more than one position  | |||
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"PP. Mmmm! That big question.. The Immaculate Conception??" Yes GG it's a miracle or trapped wind. | |||
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"Don't worry PP, I'll step up to my paternal duties "You get to keep your figure too | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin." Now that brought tears to my eyes | |||
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"I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here? "Being here you've more chance of catching on | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes "It's not your eyes you need to worry about | |||
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"Ah that will explain the mood swings "Yes I'm moody and not in a good place, this is true x | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about "I know its never going to expand to 20cm | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip "We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm "Forceps it is then  | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx"Did he tug and pull like mine did. | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then "I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious | |||
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"I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here?
Being here you've more chance of catching on " very good sir very good | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious "Child birth is | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is "I know I'm already a dad of 4 x | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is
I know I'm already a dad of 4 x"Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly | |||
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"But I have a craving for tomatoes. "At least its the healthy option.. I craved cake | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx
Did he tug and pull like mine did."Something like that but thankfully I was out cold xx | |||
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin. Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is
I know I'm already a dad of 4 x
Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly "I have 4 tellys now as well | |||
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"But I have a craving for tomatoes.
At least its the healthy option..
I craved cake "I'll give you cake | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx
Did he tug and pull like mine did.
Something like that but thankfully I was out cold xx"I was awake | |||
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"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i'd say preggers. Can't wait to meet Teeny PP" Theres already 2 mini me's running about | |||
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"Aww maybe you'll have a Robin!  "Maybe, it's a weird world we live in. | |||
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"So it was you who broke into my greenhouse." You left the door open. | |||
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"So it was you who broke into my greenhouse. You left the door open." You got me. I'm a sucker for how you handle my big ripe ones. | |||
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"Almost certainly pregnant PP. You shouldn't be fiddling with your Malteasers after dark "I don't have any. | |||
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"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato "So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own. | |||
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"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato
So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own."Even better! | |||
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"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato
So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own.
Even better!"I know right  | |||
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"Go to Tomatina I hope I spelt it right!"Never heard of it. | |||
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"But I have a craving for tomatoes. "not mine. I'm infertile | |||
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
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"You're preggers...congrats
Bugga "Yes, that's probably hope it happened! | |||
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