FabSwingers.com forum: Um I'm either pregnant or depressed.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

But I have a craving for tomatoes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As long as it’s not for celery sir, you’re all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo fresh greenhouse tomatoes with salt and vinegar sprinkled on them.

Beautiful.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooooo fresh greenhouse tomatoes with salt and vinegar sprinkled on them.

Beautiful."

Salted yes.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're preggers...congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x"

Suing mine too I've had the snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Can I be godmother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Is it mine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Is it mine ? "

How would he know? He ain't got eyes in the back of his head!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Can I be godmother? "

Yeah why not

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Is it mine ? "

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s is it?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Is it mine ?

How would he know? He ain't got eyes in the back of his head!"

Theres more than one position

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

PP. Mmmm! That big question..

The Immaculate Conception??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry PP, I'll step up to my paternal duties

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"PP. Mmmm! That big question..

The Immaculate Conception??"

Yes GG it's a miracle or trapped wind.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Don't worry PP, I'll step up to my paternal duties

You get to keep your figure too

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin."

Now that brought tears to my eyes

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here?

Being here you've more chance of catching on

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ah that will explain the mood swings

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ah that will explain the mood swings

Yes I'm moody and not in a good place, this is true x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x

Suing mine too I've had the snip

We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x

Suing mine too I've had the snip

We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr

xx"

Did he tug and pull like mine did.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here?

Being here you've more chance of catching on

very good sir very good

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious

Child birth is

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious

Child birth is

I know I'm already a dad of 4 x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious

Child birth is

I know I'm already a dad of 4 x"

Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I have a craving for tomatoes.

At least its the healthy option..

I craved cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x

Suing mine too I've had the snip

We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr

Did he tug and pull like mine did."

Something like that but thankfully I was out cold

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i'd say preggers.

Can't wait to meet Teeny PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww maybe you'll have a Robin!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.

Now that brought tears to my eyes

It's not your eyes you need to worry about

I know its never going to expand to 20cm

Forceps it is then

I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious

Child birth is

I know I'm already a dad of 4 x

Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly

I have 4 tellys now as well

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"But I have a craving for tomatoes.

At least its the healthy option..

I craved cake

I'll give you cake

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x

Suing mine too I've had the snip

We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr

Did he tug and pull like mine did.

Something like that but thankfully I was out cold

xx"

I was awake

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm i'd say preggers.

Can't wait to meet Teeny PP"

Theres already 2 mini me's running about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it was you who broke into my greenhouse.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww maybe you'll have a Robin!

Maybe, it's a weird world we live in.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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"So it was you who broke into my greenhouse."

You left the door open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was you who broke into my greenhouse.

You left the door open."

You got me. I'm a sucker for how you handle my big ripe ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost certainly pregnant PP. You shouldn't be fiddling with your Malteasers after dark

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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"Almost certainly pregnant PP. You shouldn't be fiddling with your Malteasers after dark

I don't have any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato

So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own.

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over a year ago

"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato

So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own."

Even better!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato

So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own.

Even better!"

I know right

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well that's the end of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to Tomatina

I hope I spelt it right!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Go to Tomatina

I hope I spelt it right!"

Never heard of it.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

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Googled it and I'm not that kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I have a craving for tomatoes.

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not mine. I'm infertile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy

I am craving sweet stuff and sleep

Her x"

That's depression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're preggers...congrats

Bugga

Yes, that's probably hope it happened!

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