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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating someone else's chicken? Resting your vaj? Having a bath? Watching some fellas in the ring? Waiting for the doorbell repair man? Killing Jamie? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi jim

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First"

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all of my darlings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First"

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"First

Hello you "

Hello remembrance day friend

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?"

Is there a catch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. You get double, it's no trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First

Hello you

Hello remembrance day friend "

Aww

Good to see you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?"

Hey. You didnt ask me. You said time will come. Not fair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll again"

Howdy, Bill. What have you been up to today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, how many coffees in Shrewsbury? What happened if ever Rey one decides to cash in on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First

Hello you "

Hello!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's quieter now so I'll say good evening.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ooh my jimmy what a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim I miss musical nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's quieter now so I'll say good evening."

I will shush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all of my darlings

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Darling.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll again

Howdy, Bill. What have you been up to today?"
not a lot, staying out of the heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

Is there a catch?"

You're a catch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all of my darlings

Darling. "

Me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

Hey. You didnt ask me. You said time will come. Not fair! "

You know there's coffee waiting for you. I think Blue thinks I'm chatting him up. I am. Don't tell him the first poster gets a prize of coffee in Shrewsbury with me, awesome forum thread legend of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

Hey. You didnt ask me. You said time will come. Not fair!

You know there's coffee waiting for you. I think Blue thinks I'm chatting him up. I am. Don't tell him the first poster gets a prize of coffee in Shrewsbury with me, awesome forum thread legend of the night."

He must have had his trust broken on fab!

There is a coffee club and it's all true. There are witnesses. Happens.. for real. No catch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, how many coffees in Shrewsbury? What happened if ever Rey one decides to cash in on this "

If I was an organised man I'd keep a book. I am not an organised man. All first posters get coffee in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's quieter now so I'll say good evening."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh my jimmy what a big one "

I haven't said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First"

Hello lovely. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi jim. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, how many coffees in Shrewsbury? What happened if ever Rey one decides to cash in on this

If I was an organised man I'd keep a book. I am not an organised man. All first posters get coffee in Shrewsbury."

I think added up I’m on c7. If I took them all at once I’d be like a Duracell bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi jim. Xx"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I miss musical nocturnal. "

I'll do one soonish. To be fair, I think you're the only one that wants one. But, I'll do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi jim. Xx

Hi"

Hello you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim I miss musical nocturnal.

I'll do one soonish. To be fair, I think you're the only one that wants one. But, I'll do it for you."

Blimey

Like the best bday month present ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll again

Howdy, Bill. What have you been up to today? not a lot, staying out of the heat"

You're a wise man.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"First

Hello lovely. Xx"

Ello xxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ooh my jimmy what a big one

I haven't said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. "

Hey still a big en I'm shy

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m horny. "

Hello horny, I’m Jamie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Charming Man break.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

Is there a catch?

You're a catch. "

Smooth

I'd catch you if you fell

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's quieter now so I'll say good evening.

I will shush. "

You be as noisy as you want

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m horny.

Hello horny, I’m Jamie "

No you’re Hey Zeus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's quieter now so I'll say good evening.

I will shush.

You be as noisy as you want "

I didn't even listen to myself did I?

Thank you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Charmin Man break."

Toilet break?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m horny.

Hello horny, I’m Jamie

No you’re Hey Zeus. "

and it’s my favourite name

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m horny.

Hello horny, I’m Jamie

No you’re Hey Zeus.

and it’s my favourite name "

Jesus, Hay Soos, Hey Zeus.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Charming Man break."

Sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all of my darlings

Darling.

Me? "

You.

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By *riginalsbCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed "

Aw, cosy and soft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi jim. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Happy Saturday night, the feeling's right. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, how many coffees in Shrewsbury? What happened if ever Rey one decides to cash in on this

If I was an organised man I'd keep a book. I am not an organised man. All first posters get coffee in Shrewsbury.

I think added up I’m on c7. If I took them all at once I’d be like a Duracell bunny "

You'd be super dooper romantic after seven coffees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I miss musical nocturnal.

I'll do one soonish. To be fair, I think you're the only one that wants one. But, I'll do it for you.

Blimey

Like the best bday month present ever "

You're easily pleased.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft."

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh my jimmy what a big one

I haven't said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

Hey still a big en I'm shy

"

I'm big.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ooh my jimmy what a big one

I haven't said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy.

Hey still a big en I'm shy

I'm big."

Huge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m horny. "

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m horny.

Hello horny, I’m Jamie "

Great minds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First

Want me to buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury?

Is there a catch?

You're a catch.

Smooth

I'd catch you if you fell "

*Falls on purpose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim I miss musical nocturnal.

I'll do one soonish. To be fair, I think you're the only one that wants one. But, I'll do it for you.

Blimey

Like the best bday month present ever

You're easily pleased."

I know.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-."

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Charmin Man break.

Toilet break?"

I was singing with Morrissey. But I do need a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Hello"

Hello, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sexy fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

And a good evening to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was a bog roll joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi jim. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Happy Saturday night, the feeling's right. x"

It is jim. We have McDonald's for dinner

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"It was a bog roll joke!"

It was.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Hello

Hello, you."

Finally back. Been absent, apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Original. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope my penis isn't scaring you off. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating someone else's chicken? Resting your vaj? Having a bath? Watching some fellas in the ring? Waiting for the doorbell repair man? Killing Jamie? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface"

Eating someone elses chicking and resting your vaj..thats the rudest thing I ever heard you say Im shocked.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Look away Courtney!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them "

I did mean your nightwear.

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By *riginalsbCouple
over a year ago

Newport


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Original. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope my penis isn't scaring you off. Smileyface"

Thanks for the welcome and it doesn't look scary lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Courtney. It's the midnight hour. Happy Sunday!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 23/08/20 00:05:38]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I miss musical nocturnal.

I'll do one soonish. To be fair, I think you're the only one that wants one. But, I'll do it for you.

Blimey

Like the best bday month present ever

You're easily pleased.

I know. "

I've met Stingly.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello sexy fabbers "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, King. How are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

I did mean your nightwear."

No wonder I'm confused, because I'd stripped OFF my PJs. I nocturnal nakedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim"

Hey, Yassy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello! Namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating someone else's chicken? Resting your vaj? Having a bath? Watching some fellas in the ring? Waiting for the doorbell repair man? Killing Jamie? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Eating someone elses chicking and resting your vaj..thats the rudest thing I ever heard you say Im shocked. "

Awww I only just read the "resting your vaj" bit. Thank you Jim, you are so thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi jim. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Happy Saturday night, the feeling's right. x

It is jim. We have McDonald's for dinner "

I could really do with a McMuffin.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Courtney. It's the midnight hour. Happy Sunday!"

Her dogs were Ember and Panda

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Hello

Hello, you.

Finally back. Been absent, apologies. "

No worries. How are you doing?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim. Hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating someone else's chicken? Resting your vaj? Having a bath? Watching some fellas in the ring? Waiting for the doorbell repair man? Killing Jamie? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Eating someone elses chicking and resting your vaj..thats the rudest thing I ever heard you say Im shocked. "

I can be rude.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Hello

Hello, you.

Finally back. Been absent, apologies.

No worries. How are you doing?"

Thinking of rude named film heroines.

Erin Cock-o-bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Original. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope my penis isn't scaring you off. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome and it doesn't look scary lol"

You're very welcome. And thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my willy. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, King. How are you?"

Im good. thanks, hey I say vj..and u say vaj..another thing in common. (No offense to ladies but Men like nick names to be cute and romantic)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/08/20 00:05:38]"

What was removed? It's a midnight mystery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

I did mean your nightwear.

No wonder I'm confused, because I'd stripped OFF my PJs. I nocturnal nakedly "

You sound like an Echo and the Bunnymen lyric.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! Namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Eating someone else's chicken? Resting your vaj? Having a bath? Watching some fellas in the ring? Waiting for the doorbell repair man? Killing Jamie? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Eating someone elses chicking and resting your vaj..thats the rudest thing I ever heard you say Im shocked.

Awww I only just read the "resting your vaj" bit. Thank you Jim, you are so thoughtful "

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suspected that the nocturnal introduction doesn't get much attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Courtney. It's the midnight hour. Happy Sunday!

Her dogs were Ember and Panda "

Nice to listen to EP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen alot bigger :p but that is a good size jim like I said before but the angle is very erect whamchicka wham wham. That is my comimemt of the night

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Evening Jim & fellow night dwellers, how is everyone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. Hello everyone. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. I bet it's hot in Florida.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

I did mean your nightwear.

No wonder I'm confused, because I'd stripped OFF my PJs. I nocturnal nakedly

You sound like an Echo and the Bunnymen lyric."

Maybe I am? Take me internally

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By *riginalsbCouple
over a year ago

Newport


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Original. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope my penis isn't scaring you off. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome and it doesn't look scary lol

You're very welcome. And thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my willy. How are you?"

Ha ha..... good thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m horny.

I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Hello

Hello, you.

Finally back. Been absent, apologies.

No worries. How are you doing?

Thinking of rude named film heroines.

Erin Cock-o-bitch"

Village of the Rammed. I didn't think of that myself, it's an actual film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really need a sit down wee. Don't be silly while I'm away.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I suspected that the nocturnal introduction doesn't get much attention."

Everyone is distracted by Erect tonight, Jim

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

James bond films "pussy galore" said in a sean connery accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suspected that the nocturnal introduction doesn't get much attention.

Everyone is distracted by Erect tonight, Jim "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

I did mean your nightwear.

No wonder I'm confused, because I'd stripped OFF my PJs. I nocturnal nakedly

You sound like an Echo and the Bunnymen lyric.

Maybe I am? Take me internally "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Original. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope my penis isn't scaring you off. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome and it doesn't look scary lol

You're very welcome. And thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my willy. How are you?

Ha ha..... good thanks "

Excellent news.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I suspected that the nocturnal introduction doesn't get much attention.

Everyone is distracted by Erect tonight, Jim

"

You must have struggled to hit the loo with Erect like that. Sit down wee indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"James bond films "pussy galore" said in a sean connery accent"

That's a James Bond character.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim & fellow night dwellers, how is everyone tonight?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Times. I'm good, thank you. How are youuuuuuuuu?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation. "

Its fine Jamie. You're in the Mariana Trench. No-one can possibly see you down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello again everyone. Just stripped on my bunny PJs ready for bed

Aw, cosy and soft.

Hehe, not usually words used to describe me, Jim, but damn I'll take them

I did mean your nightwear.

No wonder I'm confused, because I'd stripped OFF my PJs. I nocturnal nakedly

You sound like an Echo and the Bunnymen lyric.

Maybe I am? Take me internally "

I am.. shock of shocks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv seen alot bigger :p but that is a good size jim like I said before but the angle is very erect whamchicka wham wham. That is my comimemt of the night "

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

Its fine Jamie. You're in the Mariana Trench. No-one can possibly see you down there "

Unless my neighbours are also mermaids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening I'm lay on my sofa watching Netflix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation. "

You're a neighbour from hell! Have a look out the window. Turn the lights out.

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By *reen eye GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Croydon

good evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

Its fine Jamie. You're in the Mariana Trench. No-one can possibly see you down there

Unless my neighbours are also mermaids. "

But are they?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

You're a neighbour from hell! Have a look out the window. Turn the lights out."

I’m just a harmless idiot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Millersmon. Smileyface

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By *RF12Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

Howdy all!

Gin and lemonade and NXT 30.

Also pervin'. Constantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening I'm lay on my sofa watching Netflix"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Giant. What are you streaming on the Netflix?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation. "

Don't move an inch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Single. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked as always on a Saturday night and watching YouTube while perving and maybe flirting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

You're a neighbour from hell! Have a look out the window. Turn the lights out.

I’m just a harmless idiot! "

And I love you for it. Because I live in a different county.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all!

Gin and lemonade and NXT 30.

Also pervin'. Constantly. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LRF. Enjoy your imbibing and pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

Don't move an inch "

I will not. I think the situation has resolved itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Naked as always on a Saturday night and watching YouTube while perving and maybe flirting... "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to put some pants on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

You're a neighbour from hell! Have a look out the window. Turn the lights out.

I’m just a harmless idiot!

And I love you for it. Because I live in a different county."

Would you like to be my neighbour?

I am a fantastic neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Naked as always on a Saturday night and watching YouTube while perving and maybe flirting...

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me."

Cheers Jim

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi jimmy

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Evening Jim & fellow night dwellers, how is everyone tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Times. I'm good, thank you. How are youuuuuuuuu?"

Very well..... been called out tonight on a fault even though I’m running another job elsewhere, arghhhhhh all fun and games!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

You're a neighbour from hell! Have a look out the window. Turn the lights out.

I’m just a harmless idiot!

And I love you for it. Because I live in a different county.

Would you like to be my neighbour?

I am a fantastic neighbour. "

I would very much like to be your neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Naked as always on a Saturday night and watching YouTube while perving and maybe flirting...

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

Cheers Jim "

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jimmy"

Yassy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim & fellow night dwellers, how is everyone tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Times. I'm good, thank you. How are youuuuuuuuu?

Very well..... been called out tonight on a fault even though I’m running another job elsewhere, arghhhhhh all fun and games! "

Thank you for your work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to put some pants on."

Your grey pants are very fetching Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to put some pants on.

Your grey pants are very fetching Jim "

Thanks!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"There are people arguing outside my window.

Someone is parked where they shouldn’t be.

I hear lots of shouting.

I’m too scared to look because I’m not parked in my spot and I’m worried I’ve caused the argument but they don’t realise it’s me.

I’m still not off the hook from using someone’s bin.

Also there was the cat situation.

Don't move an inch

I will not. I think the situation has resolved itself "

Thank God for that no-one wants to be shouting in the street like some fish wife do they,it's too late for all that nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hes taken his member down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

"

I'm normally a no pants kinda gal, but tonight, I am wearing pants. Technical reasons

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Hes taken his member down

"

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

"

Don't bother with pants. I only put my pants on because there's a new guy. I didn't want to put him off. But, I might have done so already. Assuming he's straight. It's difficult to know what to do for the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

I'm normally a no pants kinda gal, but tonight, I am wearing pants. Technical reasons "

Technical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe... "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

I'm normally a no pants kinda gal, but tonight, I am wearing pants. Technical reasons

Technical."

Yes Jim, technical reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe... "

Sore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask"

Yes. I penetrated them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

I'm normally a no pants kinda gal, but tonight, I am wearing pants. Technical reasons "

Same here, with not wearing undies when out and about, apart from at work But as I have mentioned before not ATM and not due to technical reasons so if you were to meet me and pull my pants down I will not be wearing any under garments

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them."

You did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

Sore?"

It is a tool.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

Sore?

It is a tool."

Rolf

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them."

Yes - I’ve had drinks with some and more drinks with others

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

Sore?

It is a tool.

Rolf "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

Don't bother with pants. I only put my pants on because there's a new guy. I didn't want to put him off. But, I might have done so already. Assuming he's straight. It's difficult to know what to do for the best."

I can’t Jim. I have the irrational fear that a spider will crawl in my vagina and lay eggs and I’ll have spider babies. I can’t be in bed with no pants. I’m a slave to whatever phobia that is.

I’m not sure it’s got a name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them.

You did"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

Sore?

It is a tool.

Rolf "

I thought it was called Jim?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them.

Yes - I’ve had drinks with some and more drinks with others "

I went straight to the penetrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask"

Not on this forum but on another one many times..

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

Don't bother with pants. I only put my pants on because there's a new guy. I didn't want to put him off. But, I might have done so already. Assuming he's straight. It's difficult to know what to do for the best.

I can’t Jim. I have the irrational fear that a spider will crawl in my vagina and lay eggs and I’ll have spider babies. I can’t be in bed with no pants. I’m a slave to whatever phobia that is.

I’m not sure it’s got a name. "

That’s one hell of a phobia!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

Don't bother with pants. I only put my pants on because there's a new guy. I didn't want to put him off. But, I might have done so already. Assuming he's straight. It's difficult to know what to do for the best.

I can’t Jim. I have the irrational fear that a spider will crawl in my vagina and lay eggs and I’ll have spider babies. I can’t be in bed with no pants. I’m a slave to whatever phobia that is.

I’m not sure it’s got a name. "

Shove a conker up there.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them.

Yes - I’ve had drinks with some and more drinks with others

I went straight to the penetrating."

A true mans man Jim!

I needed them to have beer goggles first lol!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask"
.

I've been wheelchair dancing with someone/some people off the forums, in Liverpool. We had a jolly good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hes taken his member down

.... it looked like it had been on an expedition across the North Pole and had been exposed to the elements to many times! Hehe...

Sore?

It is a tool.

Rolf

I thought it was called Jim?! "

Any more names like this and I may as well call it Yewtree.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask"

Played Tiddlywinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Yes. I penetrated them.

Yes - I’ve had drinks with some and more drinks with others

I went straight to the penetrating.

A true mans man Jim!

I needed them to have beer goggles first lol! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m Jamie No Pants atm. I need bedtime pants though.

They’re not small pants.

Don't bother with pants. I only put my pants on because there's a new guy. I didn't want to put him off. But, I might have done so already. Assuming he's straight. It's difficult to know what to do for the best.

I can’t Jim. I have the irrational fear that a spider will crawl in my vagina and lay eggs and I’ll have spider babies. I can’t be in bed with no pants. I’m a slave to whatever phobia that is.

I’m not sure it’s got a name.

Shove a conker up there."

The conkers dont work. We’ve been had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are laid in bed naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask

Not on this forum but on another one many times.. "

I have yet to meet anyone off here though.. apart from old friends

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Has anyone in this forum.met in person and what did you get upto? If I may ask.

I've been wheelchair dancing with someone/some people off the forums, in Liverpool. We had a jolly good time "

You could say a wheely good time!

Don’t worry - I’ll get my coat

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