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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Got ya"  Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface"Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-) | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later." Sleep well  | |||
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"Evening Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, North. How are you tonight? | |||
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 Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
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Anyone else feed up, I'm sure I've completed Netflix over lockdown | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&Lbi. I'll post that cheque tomorrow. x | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening? "Hello lovely | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)"Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert  | |||
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"Evening Jim...Any donuts today?? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.  I've been using my imagination. | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later." Na night, dude. See you later. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert "Rocking it too | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Rocking it too"Currently rocking bunny rabbit PJs | |||
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"Good evening. Hope you're all well. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. I hope you're well! | |||
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"Aloha Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Victoria. How are you doing? x | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)"Haha. The time will come. | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later." Goodnight PP, don't eat all the Malteasers | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later." I might be hiding under your bed | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come." | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in " | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed "Watch out for the springs ace! | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening? "I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. How was your day? | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in "What have you done?  | |||
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"Good evening everyone x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chick. An old friend of mine used to call me chick, I miss her. Anyway, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in
What have you done? "Bumped her off. | |||
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"Good evening all, I'm not the shy type
Anyone else feed up, I'm sure I've completed Netflix over lockdown "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trib. Me neither. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™.
I'm watching Power at the moment. Not right at this very moment. You know what I mean. Smileyface | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen? | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in
What have you done?
Bumped her off. "Ouch.  | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening?
I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. How was your day?"I love that too
My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?"Most importantly: what is for dessert? | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface | |||
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I hope you're all well! | |||
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"Evening Jim evening all. Currently having a little jd wathcing boyz n the hood "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Led. Cool film choice, respect. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in " He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well! "Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy! | |||
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"Watching the boxing" Enjoy the boxing. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!"I'm struggling tbh 
How are you lovely? Good day? | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come.
"Hold on, who's president?! | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you" His betrayal hurt me too. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?"Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind. | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening?
I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. How was your day?
I love that too
My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill "What a bummer. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?
Most importantly: what is for dessert? "Good question. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. " No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.  | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come.
Hold on, who's president?!"I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ? | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface"At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. " It was from a place of love Jamie. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind. "Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out? | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring "Are you saying we are boring? | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?"Apparently so. | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening?
I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. How was your day?
I love that too
My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill
What a bummer."Right?? How was your day? Was it magical? | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I went before I started this nocturnal nonsense. I hope you had nice wee. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul. How are you? | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. It was from a place of love Jamie. " You eyed up my pudding, and then you eyed up my anklet. You bumped me off so you could take both! | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully. "There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?"Are you constipated? | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?"I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out. Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy... | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies. "You can have my babies instead  | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. " I imagine you are a bit miffed. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead "This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again. Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come.
Hold on, who's president?!
I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ? "I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring
Are you saying we are boring? "Ah ha, but now I AM doing something, because now, I am allowed to do this something, with non boring people. Technical issues precluded me from doing this sort of chatty thing for an unspecified reason, for a couple of days  | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come.
Hold on, who's president?!
I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?
I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews."I thought you would buy more into visiting...tour of coffee club members celebrity | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring
Are you saying we are boring?
Ah ha, but now I AM doing something, because now, I am allowed to do this something, with non boring people. Technical issues precluded me from doing this sort of chatty thing for an unspecified reason, for a couple of days "I think it was ogres. Or goblins | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day. "Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring "Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. It was from a place of love Jamie. " Your balls? | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. It was from a place of love Jamie. You eyed up my pudding, and then you eyed up my anklet. You bumped me off so you could take both! " Haha. My favourite things. You can't blame me. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?
I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.
Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy... "I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps please pray for my poo | |||
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"Oh Jim Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.
How are all of my darlings this evening?
I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. How was your day?
I love that too
My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill
What a bummer.
Right??
How was your day? Was it magical? "It's magical now. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring
Are you saying we are boring?
Ah ha, but now I AM doing something, because now, I am allowed to do this something, with non boring people. Technical issues precluded me from doing this sort of chatty thing for an unspecified reason, for a couple of days
I think it was ogres. Or goblins "Possibly a solitary ogre? Who knows?! | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation. "I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies. "Did you not burn down your house?  | |||
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"Good evening jimboooo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy. Happy Saturday. | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring
Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you."Words of immense wisdom, Jim. My vag appreciates your sentiments | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?
I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.
Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...
I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps please pray for my poo "Yes it's about pretend bubbles. Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?
I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.
Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...
I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps please pray for my poo
Yes it's about pretend bubbles.
Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?."I'm too hot for a hot water bottle but it's a good idea. I might try the stomach massage though. Get that poop moving and grooving.  | |||
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There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
Did you not burn down your house? "It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’ | |||
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Haha. The time will come.
Hold on, who's president?!
I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?
I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews.
I thought you would buy more into visiting...tour of coffee club members celebrity "Ayyyy, I can do that. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me"Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose. | |||
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"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping
I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?
I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.
Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...
I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps please pray for my poo "I'm sure the Eye Spy only works if your opposite number is not of the age of majority AND doesn't know the rules. E.g. Me: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "E" Her: Is it Edward* from my nursery? Me: Face-palm. And also poop
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"Got ya Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface
Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)
Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface
At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring
Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you.
Words of immense wisdom, Jim. My vag appreciates your sentiments "I'm here to help. | |||
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There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
Did you not burn down your house?
It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’ "You're not! Whoever said you are dramatic are the dramatic ones Magneto should have murdered them instead of you! | |||
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I hope you're all well!
Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!
I'm struggling tbh
How are you lovely? Good day?
Did you try blowing some bubbles? not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.
Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?
I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.
Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...
I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps please pray for my poo
Yes it's about pretend bubbles.
Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?.
I'm too hot for a hot water bottle but it's a good idea. I might try the stomach massage though. Get that poop moving and grooving. "Wanna get yourself some laxido!!!!!! | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me
Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose. "It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me
Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.
It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages "Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!  | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?
Chicken in a one of her made up sauces, and some kind of rice, but it tasted nice "Nice. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
Did you not burn down your house?
It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’
You're not! Whoever said you are dramatic are the dramatic ones Magneto should have murdered them instead of you! "Exactly! I might see if he’s free to bump off the culprit that called me dramatic, then-to add insult to injury, he took the spiders side! Said that I scared it! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface Good eeeeevvvveeeennnnniiiiinnnngggggggg Jim!!
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me
Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.
It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages
Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy! "Now I have to throw the whole inbox out | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Jim x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&Lbi. I'll post that cheque tomorrow. x
slightly squiffy here x"I do like the word squiffy. x | |||
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That made me smile.
Aww yay! Happy Jim! "Yeah! | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me
Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.
It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages
Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!
Now I have to throw the whole inbox out "Yeah you'll never get rid of the smell. | |||
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"All of my darlings and Magneto* Didn’t see him slither in He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you His betrayal hurt me too. No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.
There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.
You can have my babies instead
This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.
Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.
Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.
I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me
Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.
It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages
Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!
Now I have to throw the whole inbox out
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"Knock knock Who's there? " THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! | |||
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Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore "Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC? | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?
Chicken in a one of her made up sauces, and some kind of rice, but it tasted nice
Nice."Nice - The Fast Show
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!" I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should." Get your bell out! | |||
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Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC? "Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes. | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out! "It's good to see you posting again blue eyes! | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes."What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me | |||
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The knockers and bellends man! | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out!
It's good to see you posting again blue eyes! "And you orange margarine milk | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out!
It's good to see you posting again blue eyes!
And you orange margarine milk "I've never been called that before but it makes me feel special | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me "Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC? | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me
Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC? "I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Billy. You can probably see my willy. | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out!
It's good to see you posting again blue eyes!
And you orange margarine milk
I've never been called that before but it makes me feel special "Nawwww | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me "I think they have a nice bubble bath. | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me
Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC?
I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner "Presume body-con is out of the question too then?! You and me both | |||
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The knockers and bellends man! "I miss the days when he was regular sight on the street. As well as the shag and bone man. I blame Jeff. | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out! Please wait a moment. You've got your bell out!!! "You asked, it's yours. | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out! Please wait a moment. You've got your bell out!!!
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.
Pink you say
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me
I think they have a nice bubble bath."That’s the type of ninjaing I could do | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Maybe you have ordered an Anita Ward repair lady
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_68RwJyzkA"Blimey, maybe I did. There's so many places to order from these days. Isn't Anita Ward a private hospital franchise? I get confused. | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me
Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC?
I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner
Presume body-con is out of the question too then?! You and me both "It’s a no on the body-con. A dressing gown is about as restrictive as I can manage | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Get your bell out! Please wait a moment. You've got your bell out!!!
You asked, it's yours.
Ding dong "My bell is working fine now. | |||
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Pink you say
I thought you'd like that.
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"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple
My balls look a bit dark too."It must be the other side of the moon. | |||
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"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple
It might need resuscitating "Are you offering, Rose | |||
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"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later. I might be hiding under your bed
Watch out for the springs ace!
I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore
Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?
Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.
What if they’re bloated?
Asking for me
I think they have a nice bubble bath.
That’s the type of ninjaing I could do
"Your training is complete. You'll have to wait a bit longer than expected for your BTEC wicked ninja skills results. Top the bath up. | |||
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"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple
It might need resuscitating
Are you offering, Rose "My mouth is sealed. Pun intended | |||
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"Knock knock Who's there? THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!! I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should. Maybe you have ordered an Anita Ward repair lady
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_68RwJyzkA
Blimey, maybe I did. There's so many places to order from these days. Isn't Anita Ward a private hospital franchise? I get confused."*mops your brow before I plug your headphones in..... | |||
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