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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Heard a few great tales about these. Anyone got any funny experiences of a danger wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard a few great tales about these. Anyone got any funny experiences of a danger wank?"

What are they; presumably a public affair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking free fall parachuting tugs - or just outside your ex's front window while she's sat in the lounge with her new cage fighting boyfriend??

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

When young and living at home you would shout down the stairs from your bedroom "MUM" and then try and knock one out before she got there lol

My mate had me in stitches telling me about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When young and living at home you would shout down the stairs from your bedroom "MUM" and then try and knock one out before she got there lol

My mate had me in stitches telling me about this"

I'd have been fucked - we lived in a bungalow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When young and living at home you would shout down the stairs from your bedroom "MUM" and then try and knock one out before she got there lol

My mate had me in stitches telling me about this"

Hilarious! Did something similar once, Mum came in one Saturday morning with tea and toast (bless her) just at the point of no return! She put the tray on my lap just as the last pump of cum stuck the quilt to my belly!

Probably made her day though.. I must have looked to her so incredibly pleased to have breakfast in bed.. if only she knew what the silly smiley face was really for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When young and living at home you would shout down the stairs from your bedroom "MUM" and then try and knock one out before she got there lol

My mate had me in stitches telling me about this

Hilarious! Did something similar once, Mum came in one Saturday morning with tea and toast (bless her) just at the point of no return! She put the tray on my lap just as the last pump of cum stuck the quilt to my belly!

Probably made her day though.. I must have looked to her so incredibly pleased to have breakfast in bed.. if only she knew what the silly smiley face was really for!"

A good mum would never have mentioned it - but she knew.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I knew someone that pulled thr duvet over his head whilst finishing himself off. When he came up for air there was a cup of tea on the bed side table pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mate of mine used to tug one out in bed whilst looking at his porno mag. On one occasion he was pissed and fell asleep with his cock in his hand and the book collapsed onto his tummy. He'd forgotten he'd been having a wank the previous night and when he went down for breakfast in the morning his dad said across the breakfast table, "I put yer book away, son", and winked at him.

His dad told him years later that he'd never mentioned it to his mum and that it was a father/son - man/boy thing. What a great dad.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Awww what he Dad he was. A lot of people seem to have been caught in the act, I always thought the tea/toast one was an urban myth as many have that tale to tell either them personally experiencing or a friend blaaa. We all wank mind so no reasons to doubt. Our Gail though bless caught me enjoying being noshed by a rather flushed under the cover girlfriend. In fairness she closed the door and the task was finished to completion. She knew her trade bless

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

But yeah many a danger wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on guys it always seems to be "I knew someone" or "a mate of mine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum on guys it always seems to be "I knew someone" or "a mate of mine" "

My story was a true, it was a mate.

I, however, used porno mags in the past (before the days of the internet) and in my rush to show a couple of mates the exotic looking lass in the centre pages of my latest mag eagerly exclaimed to them what she was like, you gotta see the tits on this etc etc, only for them to open the mag at the centre pages. Or try to. They were stuck together due to my bad aiming the previous day. You can't explain that away and have to fess up. Felt like a right wanker.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ha ha I remember having a big pile of unreadables lol

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