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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pics honey! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the same on the kitchen table last week

the pain I feel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick find quick an anus to put in it

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

Having tonsillitis this past week was so painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pics honey! Lol "

Jeez thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did the same on the kitchen table last week

the pain I feel for you

I could cry.

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

Dropped our curry dinner all over the kitchen floor last week.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Reminds me of a chat up line I once heard. Wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick find quick an anus to put in it "

Do you know where I can get one at such short notice?

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

"
you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having tonsillitis this past week was so painful

God i feel your pain. Suffered with it for many years on and off.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm not a swearing person but when that happens lol I say words not even in the dictionary lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dropped our curry dinner all over the kitchen floor last week. "

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Reminds me of a chat up line I once heard. Wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Well it might help ease the throbbing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When our kitten launched herself at my bare knees from the footstool,she was like a flying fluffball and hanging on by her claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my labia piercing in my panties , that made my eyes water !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I'm not a swearing person but when that happens lol I say words not even in the dictionary lol."

Im certainly not a lover of swearing but holy moly it needed to be said...

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Reminds me of a chat up line I once heard. Wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Well it might help ease the throbbing

End up with something else throbbing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When our kitten launched herself at my bare knees from the footstool,she was like a flying fluffball and hanging on by her claws

Oh fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caught my labia piercing in my panties , that made my eyes water ! "

Ouch! Oh fuck...

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Never knew I could swear so loudly or know so many words doing just that.

I think my neighbours heard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Reminds me of a chat up line I once heard. Wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Well it might help ease the throbbing

End up with something else throbbing lol"

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Wacking your funny bone off the door handle is always a joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never knew I could swear so loudly or know so many words doing just that.

I think my neighbours heard.

Glad its not just me then...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Worse when it’s a little toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck is the only word in any number of scenarios

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By *exy Two-Shoes40Man
over a year ago

bolton

When are trapped my foreskin in my zip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Wacking your funny bone off the door handle is always a joy

Oh shit yes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

Worse when it’s a little toe!

It was

and it cracked..Im sure it dislodged from my body for a split second and then bounced back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck is the only word in any number of scenarios

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are trapped my foreskin in my zip"

Oh fuck!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The twats on Tipping point who don’t know how to play the game. Did they never watched it before they were on and learn from your mistakes but no. Ffs lol

Rant over and thanks for that OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my outie turned into an innie.

Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck for oramorph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The twats on Tipping point who don’t know how to play the game. Did they never watched it before they were on and learn from your mistakes but no. Ffs lol

Rant over and thanks for that OP"

Lol... Anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having my outie turned into an innie.

Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck for oramorph

Oh fuck,,,,Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having my outie turned into an innie.

Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck for oramorph

Oh fuck,,,,Ouch!"

Never seen swelling like it.

Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having my outie turned into an innie.

Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck for oramorph

Oh fuck,,,,Ouch!

Never seen swelling like it.

Do I win?

Hands down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having my outie turned into an innie.

Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank fuck for oramorph

Oh fuck,,,,Ouch!

Never seen swelling like it.

Do I win?

Hands down....

Yay. Good for something then

Two weeks in bed and counting.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

We could hear you about here in Menston, I feel your pain Sassy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Recent conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shocking experience on tuesday

I said fuck quite a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

I need a glass of wine or 2 now to numb the pain...

Whats made you go fuck,fuck fuck Lately. Be it good,bad or down right filthy...

We could hear you about here in Menston, I feel your pain Sassy!

Good..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Recent conversation!"

Oh fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shocking experience on tuesday

I said fuck quite a few times"

Oh dear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shocking experience on tuesday

I said fuck quite a few times

Oh dear..

lost my dog. Unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shocking experience on tuesday

I said fuck quite a few times

Oh dear..

lost my dog. Unexpectedly "

Oh fuck...Worst news..So sorry hun.xx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Chili on my willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing sandals and caught my little toe with the wheel of the shopping trolley. Had to hold my breath and swear in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shocking experience on tuesday

I said fuck quite a few times

Oh dear..

lost my dog. Unexpectedly

Oh fuck...Worst news..So sorry hun.xx"
xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chili on my willie

How the fuck do you get chilli on your willy?

Wait, do I want to know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wearing sandals and caught my little toe with the wheel of the shopping trolley. Had to hold my breath and swear in my head "

Oh fuck! I've done that..I feel your pain

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Chili on my willie

How the fuck do you get chilli on your willy?

Wait, do I want to know?

Ummm cutting up a chili then went for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tapped out a nice articulate message to a gorgeous woman who was looking for the same regular kink based scenarios as Moi only to see it instantly deleted.....yeah I bawled out fuck fuck fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my Charles and diana cup and saucer

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck. "

You put tonic in your carbonara?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck.

You put tonic in your carbonara?"

Ha ha... just the bucket next to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck.

You put tonic in your carbonara?

Ha ha... just the bucket next to it... "

You can always drink it neat

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck.

You put tonic in your carbonara?

Ha ha... just the bucket next to it...

You can always drink it neat "

As if.. I’m shit on booze anyway as you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put too much salt in my carbonara and ran out of tonic... fuck.

You put tonic in your carbonara?

Ha ha... just the bucket next to it...

You can always drink it neat

As if.. I’m shit on booze anyway as you know!! "

True ha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Losing 40 quids worth of diesel when my fuel pipe came away last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rankings of my sister and father has driven me to hold myself up in my office with a book for some peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received a wink, eventually got chatting, shared pictures, messages, social meet, more messages, photos, everything going great.... ghosted!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Quick find quick an anus to put in it "

Infections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquitoes!!!

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