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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"

So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection. "

A little different to cling film

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection. "

I've got £3.50 in change in the car. Can I have 2% of the business x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it have a counterweight for those that favour the left or right

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection.

A little different to cling film "

I think Deborah Meaden would approve

Although RR appears to have made a very attractive offer

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

A perfect replica of a Sky remote control, except only 75% of the size.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Will it have a counterweight for those that favour the left or right "

I shall have to put that to my product development team but I like the idea of left handed or right handed Selfie Dicks

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"A perfect replica of a Sky remote control, except only 75% of the size."

Well if Coke and Linx can do similar for size enhancement why not Sky...one for Theo Paphitis I reckon

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"

So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?"

GM that did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"

So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?"

They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.

Please disguise it as a Lynx can.

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"

So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?

They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.

Please disguise it as a Lynx can. "

Ooh product development tips are always welcome...actually if you linked the shutter button to the strokes you could use it for stop animation films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"

So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?

They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.

Please disguise it as a Lynx can.

Ooh product development tips are always welcome...actually if you linked the shutter button to the strokes you could use it for stop animation films "

That's really tickled me! The possibilities are endless. I'm off for a lie down to think about it

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis "

Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Silicon glove so you can wank and then take the roast spuds out of the oven without burning your fingers.

Calling it the Oven Glove of Love

An I the only one with any ideas around here?!?

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Silicon glove so you can wank and then take the roast spuds out of the oven without burning your fingers.

Calling it the Oven Glove of Love

An I the only one with any ideas around here?!?"

Does it require the cooking oil for the spuds to provide lubrication for its other purpose? Given its dual use

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mine is based on the old seaside photograph board that you stuck your head through.

I call it

THE HIDE-YASHITE

It's a projected backdrop , that gives you a different ,sumptuous , hygienic boudoir every day of the year.

The de-luxe models allow you to choose your own body and face too.

No one need worry about knock back because of kids toys , dressing gowns, toilet seats and the partner! in the background.

Get HIDE-YASHITE at all good retailers while stocks last.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Microwave salad meals

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Silicon glove so you can wank and then take the roast spuds out of the oven without burning your fingers.

Calling it the Oven Glove of Love

An I the only one with any ideas around here?!?

Does it require the cooking oil for the spuds to provide lubrication for its other purpose? Given its dual use "

Yes, extra virgin goose fat

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Mine is based on the old seaside photograph board that you stuck your head through.

I call it

THE HIDE-YASHITE

It's a projected backdrop , that gives you a different ,sumptuous , hygienic boudoir every day of the year.

The de-luxe models allow you to choose your own body and face too.

No one need worry about knock back because of kids toys , dressing gowns, toilet seats and the partner! in the background.

Get HIDE-YASHITE at all good retailers while stocks last. "

Oh GC a sure fire winner and sounds like one Duncan Bannatyne would go for - can hear him on the adverts saying it too

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Microwave salad meals

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Now you're just being silly Sam - this is a deadly serious thread after all

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis

Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business "

Oh my offer was well better than this x

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By *emini Man OP   Man
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis

Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business

Oh my offer was well better than this x "

Sounds like you have a deal

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Warming Xray spex , so you can see through clothes but also cook crumpets by looking at them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An organic proprietary mix of natural goodies that will give you lasting memories of your fully satisfying wwt dreams that come in the night, or when taking a much needed nap. Perfect for lockdown sex restricted times. Special blends for how depraves you want your dreams to be. Just don't snooze on the way home from work.

Can be combined with my love film, the clear flexible material separating you from others - see earlier post for that product. Bed down with others after taking your wet dreams tea, in 1 of our love hotel shared rooms.

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