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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Opened the window and a damn fly flies in....how annoying are they...im now chasing round the bedroom trying to either squat the damn thing or get it back oot the window.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dirty great big buzzing fly in my flat yesterday.. made me feel all icky and like i wanted to spring clean the place.

I hate flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you loved getting your hands on a big fly, has it got buttons or a zip fastener

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes they are filthy creatures....well the annoying likkle insect is now gone.....why do they buzz past ya loudly....grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought you loved getting your hands on a big fly, has it got buttons or a zip fastener "

Now those type i lurrrve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have been warned on TV that Lincolnshire has a plague of flies this year, and I hate them dam things!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes they are filthy creatures....well the annoying likkle insect is now gone.....why do they buzz past ya loudly....grrrr "

coz they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They mock us with their loud buzzing... Landing on all my clean surfaces but i do feel better when it gets a very up close and personal meeting with a rolled up magazine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes they are filthy creatures....well the annoying likkle insect is now gone.....why do they buzz past ya loudly....grrrr

coz they can "

Ya cruising for a bruising mr.....cheeky...shhhh now go into the kitchen n.make us ladies a morn.brew......pleaseee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They mock us with their loud buzzing... Landing on all my clean surfaces but i do feel better when it gets a very up close and personal meeting with a rolled up magazine "

do you use Hello or OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They mock us with their loud buzzing... Landing on all my clean surfaces but i do feel better when it gets a very up close and personal meeting with a rolled up magazine

do you use Hello or OK "

heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lick some shit buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz land on your sarnie lick it buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes they are filthy creatures....well the annoying likkle insect is now gone.....why do they buzz past ya loudly....grrrr

coz they can

Ya cruising for a bruising mr.....cheeky...shhhh now go into the kitchen n.make us ladies a morn.brew......pleaseee "

Suppose you want me to serve you naked too........... well get ya clothes off then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not wearing any clothes.....shhhhh dont tell anyone....i shower naked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not wearing any clothes.....shhhhh dont tell anyone....i shower naked too "

strange enough, so am I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not wearing any clothes.....shhhhh dont tell anyone....i shower naked too

strange enough, so am I "

Mmmmmmmmmmmm tart n tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not wearing any clothes.....shhhhh dont tell anyone....i shower naked too

strange enough, so am I

Mmmmmmmmmmmm tart n tease "

are you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

moi is a lady,quiet,shy n virginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" moi is a lady,quiet,shy n virginal "

I'm so glad I didn't have any coffee handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No sweetie i wanted green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opened the window and a damn fly flies in....how annoying are they...im now chasing round the bedroom trying to either squat the damn thing or get it back oot the window..... "

Its a hint Mrs...

Ya needs a shower...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opened the window and a damn fly flies in....how annoying are they...im now chasing round the bedroom trying to either squat the damn thing or get it back oot the window.....

Its a hint Mrs...

Ya needs a shower... "

Ehem....me a shower you know me and my showers/baths.....queen of clean....now hop to it ya hands need a.scrub and so does my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ehem....me a shower you know me and my showers/baths.....queen of clean....now hop to it ya hands need a.scrub and so does my back "

Only ya back...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Ehem....me a shower you know me and my showers/baths.....queen of clean....now hop to it ya hands need a.scrub and so does my back

Only ya back..."

will leave it up to u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ehem....me a shower you know me and my showers/baths.....queen of clean....now hop to it ya hands need a.scrub and so does my back

Only ya back...

will leave it up to u "

Phwoaaar...

Darn... Now I need a Cold shower...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

just had mine now I'm off to do my bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have been warned on TV that Lincolnshire has a plague of flies this year, and I hate them dam things!!!"

They can all stay down meggies way .... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

just had mine now I'm off to do my bit "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

just had mine now I'm off to do my bit "

Ya supposed to do ya bits at the same time...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Really what ya need is something with a long tongue, that can flick it in and out very quickly with a moistened sticky tip ,...;-)

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.ya might want to get some fly spray as well..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you have your door open in the summer, put a pot of lavender by the door it keeps the flies away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive a huge plant pot full of french lavendar right at my back door....the buggera still get in...but windows open too they get everywhere...damn filthy things....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have the type of screening they have round the pool brought back from america over my windows.. velcro. works well cant stand flies . can get similar from B&Q

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You can buy a bat like a tennis racquet that has an electric charge zaps 'm good maplins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a door screen but way too many windows to have screens on those....damn things are yuk....usually the cat kills em and alls good....but was early morn n the bugger flew in thru bedroom window n bugged me....however he/she is now in fly heaven

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