FabSwingers.com forum: Let's play 'I'm A Twat!'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Finally - a game I can excel at

I am a monumental twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am one. I realise it at times, and wonder why!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No I'm not one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a twat too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Finally - a game I can excel at

I am a monumental twat

Your definitely not one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twat

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im sure i qualify as im too nice, but im in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game

Snap..Or if I am im a lovely twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people love a twat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a bone fide, grada A twat. For no reason other than 'I'm just a twat'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game

Snap..Or if I am im a lovely twat!

Sorry, I'm still a bit sleepy, I read the whole thing wrong and mis spelled also, I thought we were on about being a twit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a twat.

I came second in a twat contest... I was too much of a twat to win.

Was going to catch thec twat bus home but I missed it. What a twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around

Being relaxed enough to be your inner twat is a good place

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I take great pleasure in being a twat. Especially to those that deserve it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well the contest ends here !!

I'm here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If being realistic is being a twat then I am in the right place.

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been known to be a part of me haha

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

This is our pet name, among others, for each other!

We are each other's favourite twat.

(Thank you slell check for also making us look like bigger twats)

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

To coin a phrase, if every twat wore a crown, I’d be a king not a clown

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m not one but I can behave like one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around

Being relaxed enough to be your inner twat is a good place

Shall we get twatfaced together then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not."

No, you're a twat - you just need to admit it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around

Being relaxed enough to be your inner twat is a good place

Shall we get twatfaced together then?

You already know I’m a twat so we’re halfway there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I'm not one"

You are still living behind the illusion. Be free. Be a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all love a twat lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game

Snap..Or if I am im a lovely twat!

Sorry, I'm still a bit sleepy, I read the whole thing wrong and mis spelled also, I thought we were on about being a twit

You're a twit twat then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat"

Let it out and embrace your inner twat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I do try and keep my twat under cover..but it rears its head sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a total twat. My kids tell me daily so it must be true. No denial here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat"

Gasp indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do try and keep my twat under cover..but it rears its head sometimes

You're a lovely twat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat"

You're fit though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Let it out and embrace your inner twat

Oh I do. Every day. I know myself

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I do try and keep my twat under cover..but it rears its head sometimes

You're a lovely twat

Aww thanks...as are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure i qualify as im too nice, but im in. "

Outed - your a twat

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Next you'll tell me Santa Claus isn't real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me Ms T.Wat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat"

Me too Swing, me too...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just call me Ms T.Wat!

Hello, Ms. T.Wat

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too..."

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a twat"

Not in the bloody shower you're not.... Phew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)"

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

hmmmm *insert pondering face*

I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.

I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.

My most recent twatness was returning from work all tired n shit, made a brew to take up to bed with me. Came down the next morning to find off milk where the coffee jar should have been and the coffee jar in the fridge.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze"
Err.. yeah innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped being a twat when i was in my twenties now i'm more of a cunt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat..."

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"hmmmm *insert pondering face*

I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.

I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"hmmmm *insert pondering face*

I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.

I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.

I don't think that's being a twat, that's just being tired! Back to bed sleepy Peach.

Mrs TMN x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

Wow, informative twat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

I'm still googling it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I even need to announce it lol I am a fully fledged twat with plenty of experience in dipshittedness and moronic thinking

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence."

* shrugs shoulders *

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By *heekydevil69Man
over a year ago

Aberporth

I'm beyond being a twat I'm most definitely a pure cunt and useful like one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x"

Yeah, I

etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence."

Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.

Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?"

Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

Yeah, I

etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently "

It goes over my head but I love to see it. Google is my friend

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

Yeah, I

etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently "

A moon grey etymological twat?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just proved my utter twatishness by accidentally posting the same thread twice FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.

Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?

Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek"

Ooooo get the classical twat

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What's a twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a twat?"

A pregnant fish

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What's a twat?"

You know that bloke who looks back at ya when you look in the mirror? One of them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x"

One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.

I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

You're fit though

Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth

Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits

One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit

I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative

It's actually more or less what you think.

I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.

Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?

Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek"

Just DuckDuckGoed a bit. It could be kier-ree-arc-ee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it if you’re all twats and twatesses then I’m a cunt.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What's a twat?

You know that bloke who looks back at ya when you look in the mirror? One of them

...wait that's a furry prick, he's a twat too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a twat?

You know that bloke who looks back at ya when you look in the mirror? One of them

...wait that's a furry prick, he's a twat too?

Twatishness is in the eye of the beholder

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.

I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online

Be still, my beating heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

Yeah, I

etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently

A moon grey etymological twat?

Haha! Yessss

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.

I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online

Be still, my beating heart

I love a pedantic twat..My wife recently said to me ‘If you carry on being so pedantic eventually you’ll find you’ve got less and less friends’. I said ‘No, I won’t. I’ll find I’ve got fewer and fewer friends'.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.

I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online

Be still, my beating heart

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat

Me too Swing, me too...

solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)

I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...

Patriarchy plus not just men.

Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.

Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin

See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.

Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.

Mrs TMN x

One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.

I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online

Be still, my beating heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat)."

I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not."

This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words

) to others I'm just me, and 'me' is a pragmatist who takes people as he finds them, and treats them both as he finds them and how he'd like to be treated, and says it as he sees it - if people find me a twat because of that, it's their prerogative and not necessarily my problem.

I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.

This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words

I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway

Twat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 22/08/20 14:08:10]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).

I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge

You can be a bit of a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.

This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words

I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway

Twat

It feels good doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).

I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge

You can be a bit of a cunt

Awww thanks sweetie you do say some of the nicest things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Twatted by poster at 22/08/20 14:08:10]"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).

I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge

You can be a bit of a cunt

Awww thanks sweetie you do say some of the nicest things

Only to the special folk

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"[Twatted by poster at 22/08/20 14:08:10]"

Now now play nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Twatted by poster at 22/08/20 14:08:10]

Now now play nice"

Might be getting a bit unruly in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.

What a twat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.

What a twat

Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.

What a twat

Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone

You're a rather lovely twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat Wandering Amongst Twats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat Wandering Amongst Twats

A twattery of forumites

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Twat Wandering Amongst Twats

A twattery of forumites

A cliquery of twattery?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat Wandering Amongst Twats

A twattery of forumites

A cliquery of twattery?"

The Clique for Twats

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Why not call it " TwatBook"?!! Might just catch on, or am I been a,well er.. A Twat?! Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat

You get my vote

I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.

What a twat

Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone

You're a rather lovely twat

I can own it loud and proud

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m an antisocial twat

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why not call it " TwatBook"?!! Might just catch on, or am I been a,well er.. A Twat?! Lol

Dick-n-Twatbook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not call it " TwatBook"?!! Might just catch on, or am I been a,well er.. A Twat?! Lol

Dick-n-Twatbook"

Dick-in-a-TwatBook

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.

This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words

I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway

Twat

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