FabSwingers.com forum: Yes this is a pitiful woe me thread

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

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over a year ago

I'd give you a boobie hug but they're a bit on the small side.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

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I hope lots come your way very soon we don't want Grumpy being grumpy now do we.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'd give you a boobie hug but they're a bit on the small side."

Any port in a storm mate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I hope lots come your way very soon we don't want Grumpy being grumpy now do we."

I have to admit to being a tad on the Grumpy side today . Cheers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

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oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up buddy, I'm here for a big man cuddle if ya want X

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By *zz adventureWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Boobies cure all!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x"

I knew I could count on you to cheer me up , fankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww c'mere n nuzzle xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x"

Just to digress, can I stick my face between your butt cheeks please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.

A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?".

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What's up buddy, I'm here for a big man cuddle if ya want X"

Do you have nice moobs??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Boobies cure all! "

Yep . They should be used as an actual medicine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Awww c'mere n nuzzle xxx"

I wish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.

A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?".

I raised a slight smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's up buddy, I'm here for a big man cuddle if ya want X

Do you have nice moobs??

I'm still quite toned for my age I'm afraid, but I'm working on moobs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What's up buddy, I'm here for a big man cuddle if ya want X

Do you have nice moobs??

I'm still quite toned for my age I'm afraid, but I'm working on moobs"

That'll do then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x

I knew I could count on you to cheer me up , fankyou xx"

Anytime..keep your pecker up my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww c'mere n nuzzle xxx

I wish

I even have maoams down my bra somewhere.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a moobie hug from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One boobie hug coming right up...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x

I knew I could count on you to cheer me up , fankyou xx

Anytime..keep your pecker up my lovely xx"

Hes retired nowadays

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Awww c'mere n nuzzle xxx

I wish

I even have maoams down my bra somewhere.. lol

Yummy x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"One boobie hug coming right up...

Aww thanks xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Have a moobie hug from me

Why not

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over a year ago

"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS"

Are you who I think you are lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Grumps. You get your arse slapped a bit by me in the nicest possible way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh Grumps. You get your arse slapped a bit by me in the nicest possible way

That would certainly take my mind off it yes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

Great minds ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

Great minds ....

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We need an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

Oh my this doesn't sound good at all. Hope you get many booby hugs today. I'd send mine but I'm too far away and being a tight Scottish bird I not paying the postage on that!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate "

Hmmm

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

Oh my this doesn't sound good at all. Hope you get many booby hugs today. I'd send mine but I'm too far away and being a tight Scottish bird I not paying the postage on that!!

I'm sulking now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this is a jokey thread. Anyway sending you massive boobie virtual hugs. I've needed lots of hugs these last few days xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate

Hmmm

Stay safe

Sending positive vibes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Awww bless you, do you want to snuggle up to the left one or the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.

A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?".

Oh dear!

That's up there with, what's brown and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I hope this is a jokey thread. Anyway sending you massive boobie virtual hugs. I've needed lots of hugs these last few days xx"

We can boobie and moobie hug together

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .

So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .

Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy

I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS

Are you who I think you are lol

No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate

Hmmm

Stay safe

Sending positive vibes "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Awww bless you, do you want to snuggle up to the left one or the right

In the middle please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the name Grumpy, I still take the green

emojis to mean you are actually in fairly good spirits lol hope you feel better dude

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"With the name Grumpy, I still take the green

emojis to mean you are actually in fairly good spirits lol hope you feel better dude

I have to be positive mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Grumps, sorry to hear that you aren't feeling well

I'll happily help out with the hugfest xx

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over a year ago

"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

I like you

I like you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the name Grumpy, I still take the green

emojis to mean you are actually in fairly good spirits lol hope you feel better dude

I have to be positive mate

Agreed and good to see

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh Grumps, sorry to hear that you aren't feeling well

I'll happily help out with the hugfest xx "

Thankyou. They certainly look very snuggly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww grumpy, come here and let me give you a booby hug. Take a big breath before you go in x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

I like you

I like you to

Devious Minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't offer you breasts mate, but may I suggest a crispy bacon sandwich.

This can cure all ills. Here to help

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Aww grumpy, come here and let me give you a booby hug. Take a big breath before you go in x

A boobie hug from you is always appreciated Angie mwah x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't offer you breasts mate, but may I suggest a crispy bacon sandwich.

This can cure all ills. Here to help

Agreed . Do you have Ketchup though

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over a year ago

"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

I like you

I like you to

Devious Minds

Devious minds ,wicked combo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Awww bless you, do you want to snuggle up to the left one or the right

In the middle please

Jump in then and can you bring a pound of tomato sausage with you, thank you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope this is a jokey thread. Anyway sending you massive boobie virtual hugs. I've needed lots of hugs these last few days xx

We can boobie and moobie hug together

"
sounds perfect combination of a hug

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead

It's a happier way to go though

True you would die happy

Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now

I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit

That's quite disturbing

I know

I like you

I like you to

Devious Minds

Devious minds ,wicked combo

"
Sure is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Awww bless you, do you want to snuggle up to the left one or the right

In the middle please

Jump in then and can you bring a pound of tomato sausage with you, thank you please

I have Beef & Tomato Sausages only

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I hope this is a jokey thread. Anyway sending you massive boobie virtual hugs. I've needed lots of hugs these last few days xx

We can boobie and moobie hug together

sounds perfect combination of a hug

Indeed thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still alive?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Still alive?"

Yes . Bit better today Lord of Fabrabapoodlethingamejig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still alive?

Yes . Bit better today Lord of Fabrabapoodlethingamejig

Good. I was beside myself with worry

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed . Do you have Ketchup though

I don't have ketchup as it's morally wrong. I can supply brown sauce and coffee. I may throw in a squirt of the chef's sauce. These are desperate times afterall

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x

Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.

I know you were all beside yourselves with worry

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x

Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.

I know you were all beside yourselves with worry

Well when you said your winkle had fallen off I was a bit concerned

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x

Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.

I know you were all beside yourselves with worry

Well when you said your winkle had fallen off I was a bit concerned

I've surgically reattached it and it's ready to go

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x

Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.

I know you were all beside yourselves with worry

Well when you said your winkle had fallen off I was a bit concerned

I've surgically reattached it and it's ready to go

xx"

Good to hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you die?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you get your pound of tomato sausage delivered ?

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