FabSwingers.com forum: Spiders from Mars

By *uvhandle20 OP Man
over a year ago

SE London

(Or east London)

So, you had a couple of beers you need to dispose, you switch on the light in the bathroom and find your toilet seat is occupied by a large spider. As a proper man, you grab a towel to swipe the spider away, lift the seat and perform your business as nature intended - standing - while being watched by the spider. Then you close your zipper and chase the spider across the bathroom with the towel in your hand. After proper disintegration of the crawly enemy you take some toilet paper, sweep up the legs and other pieces and drop them into the toilet bowl. After a flush and a wash you return back to perving and your beer. Everything is fine but you are going to be concerned tonight about the web in the corner ...

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Spiders scare me

By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Nah... I like spiders.

I would move it to use the loo and then forget all about it.

Spiders are great for keeping flies at bay

By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Hate spiders and their annoying webs....

I'm a spider assassin

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My mum's got conkers everywhere

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am incapable literally of even killing a fly. Would rather repatriate a spider to outside than risk hurting it