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I woke up this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I wasn’t in Kansas anymore!

Bit windy today. Where would you like to wake up if your house blew away in the night?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your house? "

. You don’t know where my house landed though!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Devon or Derry

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Your house?

. You don’t know where my house landed though!"

Were you still in it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nicuragua, Big Corn Island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Devon or Derry "

Bit boring. I was thinking Bora Bora! Although I think my house would look a bit out of place next to all those stilted ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your house?

. You don’t know where my house landed though!

Were you still in it? "

I was following the yellow brick road

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Devon or Derry

Bit boring. I was thinking Bora Bora! Although I think my house would look a bit out of place next to all those stilted ones "

Oi you I’m not boring

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

The Solomon Islands would be nice provided I wasn't on my own in the house. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Devon or Derry

Bit boring. I was thinking Bora Bora! Although I think my house would look a bit out of place next to all those stilted ones

Oi you I’m not boring "

Haha oh is that where you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I wasn’t in Kansas anymore!

Bit windy today. Where would you like to wake up if your house blew away in the night? "

Very windy today. Just got back from a dog walk in it.

I'd like to wake up in the Land of Hot Women - Wales

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

On a remote island which has a fully stocked bar, a Papa Johns and surrounded by some sexy Fab ladies that just want pampering and sex.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I was going to say Angel Falls, Venezuela but knowing my luck I'd end up landing on the peack and tipping off so I'll settle for waking between your legs not nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finished work today at 7 in the morning I open the front door and heavens-above the rain came crashing down I was like there's no way on earth I live in England

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say Angel Falls, Venezuela but knowing my luck I'd end up landing on the peack and tipping off so I'll settle for waking between your legs not nora "

I’m sure there’s worse places to wake up not Fred

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Iceland would be nice or the Scottish highlands.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

On a nudist beach where I’m the only person with suncream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be a trev update not gona lie......

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I was going to say Angel Falls, Venezuela but knowing my luck I'd end up landing on the peack and tipping off so I'll settle for waking between your legs not nora

I’m sure there’s worse places to wake up not Fred "
shhh don't tell everyone my name

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Devon or Derry

Bit boring. I was thinking Bora Bora! Although I think my house would look a bit out of place next to all those stilted ones

Oi you I’m not boring "

Haha I knew one of them would see thisb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be a trev update not gona lie......"

Just to let you know that Trev is still safe and well. I saw him pruning his bush when I put the washing out.

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"Iceland would be nice or the Scottish highlands. "

Bit of a difference there between aisles of freezers and the Scottish isles

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Iceland would be nice or the Scottish highlands. "
why Iceland are you hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say Angel Falls, Venezuela but knowing my luck I'd end up landing on the peack and tipping off so I'll settle for waking between your legs not nora

I’m sure there’s worse places to wake up not Fred shhh don't tell everyone my name "

. Your name is safe with me.

Or is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be a trev update not gona lie......

Just to let you know that Trev is still safe and well. I saw him pruning his bush when I put the washing out. "

Have you give him the nod for this weekend or do you mean an actual bush and not that he was shaving his balls in the garden? #teamtrev

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be a trev update not gona lie......

Just to let you know that Trev is still safe and well. I saw him pruning his bush when I put the washing out.

Have you give him the nod for this weekend or do you mean an actual bush and not that he was shaving his balls in the garden? #teamtrev "

An actual Bush. Don’t think he’s flexible enough for any grooming bless him.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bora Bora. A house over the water where I can relax and get an all over tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a nudist beach where I’m the only person screaming "

Bit weird but hey ho...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bora Bora. A house over the water where I can relax and get an all over tan."

Snap! It is my dream that place is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be a trev update not gona lie......

Just to let you know that Trev is still safe and well. I saw him pruning his bush when I put the washing out.

Have you give him the nod for this weekend or do you mean an actual bush and not that he was shaving his balls in the garden? #teamtrev

An actual Bush. Don’t think he’s flexible enough for any grooming bless him. "

I bet he was trev the destroyer in his heyday! Still do a turn i reckon

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The alps would be nice. A bit of walking, mountain biking or Via Ferrata would suit me fine.

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London

If I have 2 homes can they both relocate in this wind?

I’d like one to land in the South Maldives atoll and the other to land in the Italian mountains.

Then I’d have the perfect summer and winter locations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have 2 homes can they both relocate in this wind?

I’d like one to land in the South Maldives atoll and the other to land in the Italian mountains.

Then I’d have the perfect summer and winter locations"

Oooooh get you with your 2 homes!

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I woke up this morning got those Friday fabswingers blues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up this morning got those Friday fabswingers blues "

Ok but where would your house land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a relief when you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a forest, in a hill, but somehow when crashing to the ground, it cleared space for enough let some light in, south facing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I wasn’t in Kansas anymore!

Bit windy today. Where would you like to wake up if your house blew away in the night? "
I don’t have insurance cover for this, but if its going to happen then, any were i don't have to self isolate

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"If I have 2 homes can they both relocate in this wind?

I’d like one to land in the South Maldives atoll and the other to land in the Italian mountains.

Then I’d have the perfect summer and winter locations

Oooooh get you with your 2 homes! "

You can borrow the one I’m not in when ever you want... I’ll do you excellent mates rates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have 2 homes can they both relocate in this wind?

I’d like one to land in the South Maldives atoll and the other to land in the Italian mountains.

Then I’d have the perfect summer and winter locations

Oooooh get you with your 2 homes!

You can borrow the one I’m not in when ever you want... I’ll do you excellent mates rates "

Haha I’ve got 2 but ones exactly where I want it to be already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I wasn’t in Kansas anymore!

Bit windy today. Where would you like to wake up if your house blew away in the night? I don’t have insurance cover for this, but if its going to happen then, any were i don't have to self isolate "

Insurance cover .

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"If I have 2 homes can they both relocate in this wind?

I’d like one to land in the South Maldives atoll and the other to land in the Italian mountains.

Then I’d have the perfect summer and winter locations

Oooooh get you with your 2 homes!

You can borrow the one I’m not in when ever you want... I’ll do you excellent mates rates

Haha I’ve got 2 but ones exactly where I want it to be already! "

Oh now who’s the greedy one can I borrow one then ?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Moving home is such a chore so the wind assisted relocation sounds ideal.

Bermuda or Hawaii

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

The Maldives with my boy.

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