FabSwingers.com forum: How embarrassing!

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? One that makes you cringe when you recall it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Swam out to a floating raft at Bournemouth and as I pulled myself up on it my bikini top floated away, one of the guys had to dive in to get it. I was 18

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By *urhamStagMan
over a year ago

Durham

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Done similar except to exes mum. Her number was under “ex’s mum” and I wasn’t paying attention

Whoopsy

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

i was sat on chair and forgot i had no knickers on and my brother could see up my skirt, i cringe when i think about it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Sending that text to the wrong person

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

"What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? One that makes you cringe when you recall it.

I sent photos of myself to my mother that were intended for the Mr, I had to phone and wake her to ask her to delete the messages without viewing them, my halo slipped momentarily that evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Done similar except to exes mum. Her number was under “ex’s mum” and I wasn’t paying attention

Whoopsy "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I was naughty whatsapping a bloke he was a fire man so he was in communal lounge and had to keep hanging up! But kept getting back happend several times he hung up again I saw incoming vid call answered to c my 39 year olds face staring at me! He said omg! What are u doing? Had boobs out I said I been topless sunbathing it was in that hot spell back in may!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a family members wedding, I was in full Scottish attire. It was at a lovely countryside wedding, and in the afternoon after a few pimms cocktails and champagne, I forgot I was a true scotsman that day, so when many were outside for photo's, my very young at the time nephew clocked me, and started running towards me. I automatically crouched down, and to several family members and friends horror, caught a good glimpse of my member.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I once sent a Skype message bitching about my boss...to my boss instead of my workmate

I realised straight away, and stood up and shouted over to him "that's how much you're upsetting me, I had to write it down and let you know because I don't want to speak to you right now!" and did a dramatic flounce to the toilet

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I once sent a Skype message bitching about my boss...to my boss instead of my workmate

I sent a similar message to my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting my then husband home from a 6 month tour, gone to loads of trouble getting ready, nails done, hair done, super sexy underwear, New perfume...... The door goes....I answer it, ready to just throw him up against the wall and to be devoured.....

And stood there are my mum and dad, my brother and my elderly neighbour, greeting me in my semi naked state!!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

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I once stayed at a real world friends house. This was in the days before camera phones. I was emailing a woman I fancied. She asked for a naughty picture. I didn’t have a camera but in the bedroom I was staying in there was a computer and a scanner. I thought it would be funny to scan my gentleman parts and send it to her, which I did. I deleted the image from the computer and thought nothing more of it!

A week later I had a phone call from my friends.

They had gone through the cached images and discovered my scanned images.

It was a very embarrassing conversation

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Oh no. What a clanger!

Made me smile though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once stayed at a real world friends house. This was in the days before camera phones. I was emailing a woman I fancied. She asked for a naughty picture. I didn’t have a camera but in the bedroom I was staying in there was a computer and a scanner. I thought it would be funny to scan my gentleman parts and send it to her, which I did. I deleted the image from the computer and thought nothing more of it!

A week later I had a phone call from my friends.

They had gone through the cached images and discovered my scanned images.

It was a very embarrassing conversation "

I hope you cleaned the scanner after using it ? Lol

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

A week later I had a phone call from my friends.

They had gone through the cached images and discovered my scanned images.

It was a very embarrassing conversation

I hope you cleaned the scanner after using it ? Lol"

Of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the ‘old days’ It was a quiet afternoon at work, I happened to be looking at some sites(for a friend!!) but then all these over 18 spam pop ups flashed all over the screen. To my horror my boss was walking towards me! I turned the screen off and pretended it had crashed.....he waited for it to start it up again(it only needed the screen turning on!!) - longest 2 minutes of my life. I’m sure he saw..... Heart races now thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Oh no. What a clanger!

Made me smile though. "

I wished that it had made my son smile,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You"

Jokes

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My mam looking at some pics on my photo of the kids and flicking one too many and there I was in all my glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mam looking at some pics on my photo of the kids and flicking one too many and there I was in all my glory

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My mam looking at some pics on my photo of the kids and flicking one too many and there I was in all my glory

I know even though everyone here has seen it, but it should never be your mother

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Not long after I joined here decided to go to the local organised social.

I'd been there a while chatting to a few people but then needed the toilet, had to walk through the bar area to get there.

I had high heels on & as I stepped into the bar area I caught my heel on the carpet trim strip, it felt like slow motion as I went flying, a man in front of me tried to catch me but I went down like a ton of bricks at his feet, the whole bar saw me go down.

I was mortified sitting in the loo knowing I had to walk back through, everyone was lovely though asking if I was ok, made friends with the gentlemen who tried to catch me too.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Not particularly embarrassing but was dressed in a kilt , commando as a dare.. In hack going to the wedding . My mother in law sitting opposite smiling said .. close your legs please dear ..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

So many!

Walking round the local library with my skirt tucked right into my knickers for half an hour before a kind lady told me!

Skirt falling to my ankles in a shop in town on a busy Saturday afternoon! The look of shock on the woman's face opposite me makes me laugh even now.

Getting locked out of my flat nekked at 3am....

The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked it on my (male) cousin doing number 2

Just a recent one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell into a bucket fanny at the nudist swimming pool.

Couldn't find my way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with a guy then about a week later went on a date with a woman from a vanilla date site date went grate so came home and packed my stuff away and put it up the loft pulled my fab profile down as I don’t cheat

About a month went by and it was time to meet her parents so go over to her parents house

Turns out the guy that shaged me the week before meeting her was her dad let’s just say it was very awkward sitting there with her and her dad and her mum

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

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"Had sex with a guy then about a week later went on a date with a woman from a vanilla date site date went grate so came home and packed my stuff away and put it up the loft pulled my fab profile down as I don’t cheat

About a month went by and it was time to meet her parents so go over to her parents house

Turns out the guy that shaged me the week before meeting her was her dad let’s just say it was very awkward sitting there with her and her dad and her mum

I bet her Dad must have felt very awkward too. Did he contact you after?

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"You"

Oh bugger - I knew someone would beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a month went by and it was time to meet her parents so go over to her parents house

Turns out the guy that shaged me the week before meeting her was her dad let’s just say it was very awkward sitting there with her and her dad and her mum

I bet her Dad must have felt very awkward too. Did he contact you after? "

Nope by the time I got back to fab his profile gone must have removed it after meeting them for dinner we date for 8 months wasn’t a bad brake up or anything more a case off she want to work abroad witch she had all ready told me she was doing from the get go as she had got the job but didn’t start till summer next year

But I wasn’t invited back to dinner again and she keep saying I would invite you but evertime I ask it’s a no I don’t think my dad likes you

Obviously I new the real reason but didn’t want to tell her

And

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to boarding school, I was one of the lucky ones that had a single dorm. Having a wank one afternoon and my housemaster burst in through the door just as I was about to pop... Too late to stop, ended up on his shoe, he slowly retreated in silence from the door way and nothing was ever mentioned again

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I went to boarding school, I was one of the lucky ones that had a single dorm. Having a wank one afternoon and my housemaster burst in through the door just as I was about to pop... Too late to stop, ended up on his shoe, he slowly retreated in silence from the door way and nothing was ever mentioned again

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When you send someone a face pic and get tumble weee-d!!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"When you send someone a face pic and get tumble weee-d!!

Dare you try me!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Trumped when my ex was going down on me

Mortified!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"When you send someone a face pic and get tumble weee-d!!

That’s my worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Hahaha that's worse than ya ma

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We'd been out on fab photo taking afternoon, I had a wrap dress, stockings, suspenders and no knickers. I got out of the car to take some photos of a lovely seascape and the waves in the wind. It wasn't until the guy parked next to me in his van drove away with a huge grin on his face that I realised the wind had been blowing my skirt up and he'd got an eyeful

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Later on the same holiday I needed to change. We parked in a car park with only one other empty car in it so I stripped off outside. Only for Mr N to tell me the other car was occupied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mam looking at some pics on my photo of the kids and flicking one too many and there I was in all my glory

I know even though everyone here has seen it, but it should never be your mother

Oh I agree,never your mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cringing even typing this,I once send a very explicit text to my youngest son by mistake,it was meant for an ex with the same name

Hahaha that's worse than ya ma"

Tell me about it lol

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"When you send someone a face pic and get tumble weee-d!!

That’s my worst nightmare

Really!! Worst??

Try being a man on here!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"When you send someone a face pic and get tumble weee-d!!

That’s my worst nightmare

Really!! Worst??

Try being a man on here!!"

Yeah it’s my worst nightmare, hence why my face is always on show.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was staying at an ex's one weekend, she was at work on the Saturday morning. I went to the kitchen to make a cuppa and a bacon butty in just ma underpants. Her youngest son (about 15 at the time) had a key to the flat and when he came into the kitchen he just said "Fuckin' hell Rich, has ma Mum been at you again"?....

I'd forgotten that she'd painted ma toenails brigt red the previous weekend

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