FabSwingers.com forum: What did I miss?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm back (predictably).

What did I miss? Who's left? Who's come back? Who did both?

Also, quick shout out to who ever made 2 fake profiles using my last usernames (Piece of Cake and Prince of Fabrabah) obviously lockdown left you with a too much spare time

Tell me all the gossip

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You've not missed much, we've been in lockdown so not much going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be some anti clique riot with your usernames disappearing. Hyenas

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went too. Had to put a dot on the end

Welcome back gorgeous x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Queenie gave me itchy flaps and lemonbuttercream won a hotdog eating competition with her fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be some anti clique riot with your usernames disappearing. Hyenas

Welcome back "

I can think of better words for them than Hyenas

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Well hellooooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've not missed much, we've been in lockdown so not much going on

I did so much during lockdown but I see your point x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Queenie gave me itchy flaps and lemonbuttercream won a hotdog eating competition with her fanny. "

Standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well hellooooooooooo.

Stranger x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat"

Can I be your plus one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakie boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back dear chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

Can I be your plus one?"

Figured you'd come back to be in the bridal party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back (predictably).

What did I miss? Who's left? Who's come back? Who did both?

Also, quick shout out to who ever made 2 fake profiles using my last usernames (Piece of Cake and Prince of Fabrabah) obviously lockdown left you with a too much spare time

Tell me all the gossip "

I'm back, a few profile names later. Good to see you back, you'll say who is she?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Welcome back, same old same old

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cakie boy

Dash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back dear chap

Thank you Taff x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

Can I be your plus one?

Figured you'd come back to be in the bridal party"

Nope. Didnt know anything about it. Who's getting married?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back (predictably).

What did I miss? Who's left? Who's come back? Who did both?

Also, quick shout out to who ever made 2 fake profiles using my last usernames (Piece of Cake and Prince of Fabrabah) obviously lockdown left you with a too much spare time

Tell me all the gossip

I'm back, a few profile names later. Good to see you back, you'll say who is she?

That's exactly what I'm going to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back, same old same old

Mrs TMN x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

Can I be your plus one?

Figured you'd come back to be in the bridal party

Nope. Didnt know anything about it. Who's getting married?"

Me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaayyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! You’re back are you ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

Can I be your plus one?

Figured you'd come back to be in the bridal party

Nope. Didnt know anything about it. Who's getting married?

Me and you "

Finally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yaaayyyyy

I recognise that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a wedding coming up, buy yourself a new hat

Can I be your plus one?

Figured you'd come back to be in the bridal party

Nope. Didnt know anything about it. Who's getting married?

Me and you

Finally!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh! You’re back are you ...."

New fone who dis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back sir, not sure where to start with what you have missed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back sir, not sure where to start with what you have missed

Tell me everything

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Nobody is interested in ypu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yaaayyyyy

I recognise that bum

That's what everyone says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yaaayyyyy

I recognise that bum

That's what everyone says

It was the devil pants really. Just being polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody is interested in ypu

Ergh, tell me about it

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I've been sulking.

Long story, you know it.

Other than that lockdown had some fun bits and some mediocrity.

I made many cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sulking.

Long story, you know it.

Other than that lockdown had some fun bits and some mediocrity.

I made many cakes"

Lies

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Oi oi!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've been sulking.

Long story, you know it.

Other than that lockdown had some fun bits and some mediocrity.

I made many cakes

Lies

I never lie.

Apart from in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Cake. Good to see you again

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Welcome back Op, I was counting down the days until you returned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi oi! "

Hey good looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been sulking.

Long story, you know it.

Other than that lockdown had some fun bits and some mediocrity.

I made many cakes

Lies

I never lie.

Apart from in bed

I know

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Alreet knobhead! How's it hanging?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lord Cake. Good to see you again

And you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back Op, I was counting down the days until you returned.

I missed you 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet knobhead! How's it hanging? "

To the left, always

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

Just get in my vagina already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Those eyes though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

Who?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Me

Those eyes though

Missed you twathead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Those eyes though

Missed you twathead

Missed you too cockface

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Me

Those eyes though

Missed you twathead

Missed you too cockface"

Awwww you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Those eyes though

Missed you twathead

Missed you too cockface

Awwww you two

Us three

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello Prince. Sorry, Lord

Had a bit of a break ourselves, my vagina is recovering from surgery and it's nearly Sept_mber. Not much going on, if we're honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Prince. Sorry, Lord

Had a bit of a break ourselves, my vagina is recovering from surgery and it's nearly Sept_mber. Not much going on, if we're honest

Hope you're ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you back - nothing really has changed much.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Prince. Sorry, Lord

Had a bit of a break ourselves, my vagina is recovering from surgery and it's nearly Sept_mber. Not much going on, if we're honest

Hope you're ok though

Resting up, suppressing the horn that I cannot indulge and trying not to get too bored

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queenie gave me itchy flaps and lemonbuttercream won a hotdog eating competition with her fanny.

Standard "

Welcome back! I'm glad you've returned as I always thought you were alright

I've heard about people stealing usernames before o.O it's very very bizarre.

If you need a warm hot dog I'm your lady. X

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

Who?"

Don’t play so coy - you love a bit of the blueballs

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

Just get in my vagina already!

Yes miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back (predictably).

What did I miss? Who's left? Who's come back? Who did both?

Also, quick shout out to who ever made 2 fake profiles using my last usernames (Piece of Cake and Prince of Fabrabah) obviously lockdown left you with a too much spare time

Tell me all the gossip

I'm back, a few profile names later. Good to see you back, you'll say who is she?

That's exactly what I'm going to say

Thought so, quickly moving on

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Missed nothing, same old same old.... although rumour has it Micky might be following your lead and making a triumphant return too!

(I made that bit up)

Just get in my vagina already!

Yes miss

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

You missed my birthday

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* high 5* ..... cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who were you before?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Nice ass, bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice ass, bro.

I had a good PT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed all the stuff.

It’s been so interesting here.

I’m actually gutted for you.

... oh and be nice.

You’ll probably notice around five consecutive be nice threads running.

Just be nice.

And appreciate stuff.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Who left the door open?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hi.. im old but new..

Well young but old, but new.

We've not met.. Hello ??

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's lovely to see you.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *uicylucy76Woman
over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I'm back (predictably).

What did I miss? Who's left? Who's come back? Who did both?

Also, quick shout out to who ever made 2 fake profiles using my last usernames (Piece of Cake and Prince of Fabrabah) obviously lockdown left you with a too much spare time

Tell me all the gossip "

You must of been off when I was back on and I was prob off when you came back on.. but hi!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I have missed your presence in the forum

Welcome back

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Welcome back

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Welcome back

I missed your one liners on your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Ive done both, twice at least. I don't think anythings changed though, there's a little less sex than even the forum is used too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who are you anyway?"

Yeah I asked this and got ignored

Rude

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