FabSwingers.com forum: Do you lie about your age?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes :D

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

**coughs** 39

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yes :D"
So are you older or younger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

i have to, to be on here i am only 15 really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes :DSo are you older or younger?

im 21 really lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"yes :DSo are you older or younger?

im 21 really lol

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Well thats a reasonable drop id say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

i have to, to be on here i am only 15 really..."
Is that your mental age?

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Not me, x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

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So that would make me 33ish then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, there's no point. Except eighteen/nineteen years ago obviously...

And I couldn't give a monkeys what Little Miss Nymphos real age is, as far as I'm concerned she has just ripened nicely and I'm convinced that she accordingly tastes every bit as delicious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooo im happy to be in my naughty 40's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

So that would make me 33ish then?

Go on try it but people will notice and laugh

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

So that would make me 33ish then?

Go on try it but people will notice and laugh

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Ok.....il wear less foundation then.....lmao...actually im very happy to be a fortysomething

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

depends how old you are to start off with i suppose

if your 35 saying your 27 i dont think your hands will make that much difference

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Not me, x

Nope me niether. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im 56 i dont lie about my age,i dont feel i have to justify my age to anyone,its simple if you dont like it,dont contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

From who I've met, they do. I also do, for discretion, though I am one of the few who are actually younger than on my profile

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

No, but then I had an easy paper round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I couldn't give a monkeys what Little Miss Nymphos real age is, as far as I'm concerned she has just ripened nicely and I'm convinced that she accordingly tastes every bit as delicious...

seriously hes so smooth aint he? wheres the bucket

third time lucky with the typos lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

From who I've met, they do. I also do, for discretion, though I am one of the few who are actually younger than on my profile"
Well good for you...i just dont know why people feel the need, knocking a couple of years off here n there im sure lots do...but like Archangel said 8 years plus is a bit much

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

depends how old you are to start off with i suppose

if your 35 saying your 27 i dont think your hands will make that much difference "

I'm with you there nympho.

I'm told quite often that my hands make me seem older than the 29yrs that I am. A dirty look always appears on my face when I hear it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

depends how old you are to start off with i suppose

if your 35 saying your 27 i dont think your hands will make that much difference

I'm with you there nympho.

I'm told quite often that my hands make me seem older than the 29yrs that I am. A dirty look always appears on my face when I hear it though."

so how old are you really then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I couldn't give a monkeys what Little Miss Nymphos real age is, as far as I'm concerned she has just ripened nicely and I'm convinced that she accordingly tastes every bit as delicious...

seriously hes so smooth aint he? wheres the bucket

third time lucky with the typos lol"

I'm sure that were I to slowly run my greedy tongue from your pretty toes to your beautiful sex you would be the one who tasted deliciously smooth as far as I was concerned.

But like they say, the proof of the pudding is in the eating is it not, sinful maiden?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to laugh as we bumped into someone from here at Chams a while back and recently looked at their profile and we thought they might have Bumped into back to the future Dr Emmett Brown as 9 years has disappeared of their profile! It did make us smile as it was so obvious.

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By *eoffcapesMan
over a year ago

Nope. I'm 38. Although been told I don't look it.

There is that line, "you're as old as the woman you feel".

So I was 30 at the weekend

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I have "heard" its currently fashionable to knock 8+ years off. The neck and hands give it away though no matter how you much foundation you cake on.

depends how old you are to start off with i suppose

if your 35 saying your 27 i dont think your hands will make that much difference

I'm with you there nympho.

I'm told quite often that my hands make me seem older than the 29yrs that I am. A dirty look always appears on my face when I hear it though.

so how old are you really then? lol"

Cheeky minx you! I'm going to have to show you my driving licence at the pussy posse party to prove it now aren't I?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people always think am 5 odd years younger

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does saying 29 and 12 halves count as lying about it??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I rarely where makeup, i would sooner someone say i looked young for 47(yes some do lmao) than hagged for 37. Lying about your age doesnt miraculousy give you a face lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does saying 29 and 12 halves count as lying about it??

No, as you're being completely honest. If someone isn't intelligent enough to be able to work out what twelve halves add up to then I wouldn't bother.

Though there's nowt wrong with being 35...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooooo im happy to be in my naughty 40's

u think their good, wait til your 50's .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!"
or your cock size, or your boobage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!or your cock size, or your boobage

32A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooooo im happy to be in my naughty 40's

I've found my forties naughty too....no alterations from me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!or your cock size, or your boobage

32A

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30a here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

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YES IM 18 LOL

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!or your cock size, or your boobage

32A

and the other one is ?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i really cant be arsed lieing about my age or anything . truth would always come out and i sure havent got the memeory to be a good lier to get away with it lol ! so honesty all the way for me ! so much less stressfull !

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!or your cock size, or your boobage

32A

Never.. you must be a bigger cup size... Not that I'd know that is, but I'm willing to come and inspect. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What on earth is the point of lying about your age? It's like lying about your height!or your cock size, or your boobage

32A

and the other one is ?

the other ones a E cup its on my back tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to lie, I'm well preserved for my age (it's the gin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find its always other people that have an issue of your age ...am 50 and loving every minute of it ...

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I had to. It only goes up to 99 on here.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Don't see the point lying to yourself when you know the truth. Sadlly, fast approaching 52...when did I get so old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud of every one of my 57 years.Hubby says I look younger and should knock 5 -10 years off but why should I?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

1954 was a fantastic vintage and I'm proud of it - for those who can't work it out, my birthday is in September (prezzies will be accepted

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Rarely lie. Little white ones to let some down respectfully, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, only ever lied about my age when i was 17 to buy booze! lol

am proud to be almost 40, doesnt bother me in the slightest

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lol yeah im really 49

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

No haven't for a fair few years now but did when I was a teenager to get into pubs/clubs.

But it's always nice when someone says that I look younger than my age (even if they are probably fibbing to get in my good books...lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only to my parents!

And for some reason I'm never quite sure they believe me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no 50 last week and photo of cake on profile

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By *ornyGCCouple
over a year ago

Slaithwaite

We don't lie about our ages but recently met with an older couple who did and we totally understood why as they didnt look their age and said that if they told the truth that they would only ever get offers from the older generation (They knew that from experience). So I guess there are good reasons to do it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

No haven't for a fair few years now but did when I was a teenager to get into pubs/clubs.

But it's always nice when someone says that I look younger than my age (even if they are probably fibbing to get in my good books...lol)"

Wholly understandable from one angle. I'd be overjoyed at the thought of getting deep inside your good books...though I must admit that's a strange name to call it....

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"no 50 last week and photo of cake on profile"

Phwoar! Nice cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

I do sometimes but I add a few years.. normally I say I am 2 years older than I am..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can any one help me get a meet its not happnin for me even some info would be great thanks x

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

No we are happy with our age and tell the truth we would forget what age we said we were if we lied

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I don't lie about my age but most accuse me of lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no because i am fitter and better than i was years ago.

peeking later in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see the point in lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't see the point in lying

Most who do it have a level of insecurity and a need for acceptance so its one of many options.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOPE! 52 and proud of it...been told a few times that I don't look it... Happy wi that.... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some profiles we come across change monthly but in the wrong direction.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

No - never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell no happy with my age nothing to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no point in lying about your age is there really as on a meet you'll be found out..... I don't lie about my age I am 54 .... but I've met others who said they were say 48 and were more like 58.... what's the point in lying.... you'll only get discovered when they meet you? and as for old profile pics..... I've met some that have had pics on that were in some cases well over ten years old.... what's the point in that either??

doh.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't see the point

people think i'm older than i am anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't lie about age no point really, but there is a guy on here who keeps going off and coming back on with another profile and he's never gone past 40 in the four years we've been on here, certain there are others who do it as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont but people think I do because I look about 17! Damn you tiny height and baby face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don't lie about age no point really, but there is a guy on here who keeps going off and coming back on with another profile and he's never gone past 40 in the four years we've been on here, certain there are others who do it as well

I have agree with this thread... I've known of this happen too.... it's not very nice really is it when others, same as myself, are totally genuine about their age..... but anyway, when they meet they are bound to be discovered to be way older than the age they are purporting to be...... it's not nice though... not at all

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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I am truthful, I am 45... When I was 39 I said I didnt want to be in my 40's - But!! I love it now...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. I am fifty seven and a half ..... the half is very important for me.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I am 53 and 7 months on Thursday

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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"No. I am fifty seven and a half ..... the half is very important for me. "

lol I am 45 3/4 and 5ft 2 n half (my half inch is very important to me :D )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 53 and 7 months on Thursday

not long now ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeps ask me how I managed to dye my hair white and in layers, and when I replied it is my natural hair colour, and that I am nearly 50, they don't believe me, as they all say I look younger!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I am 53 and 7 months on Thursday

not long now ............"

Bussy, be very very careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - i will be 41 on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only as old as the woman or man you feel I say !

Anyone want to be 30 ?

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Nope nearly 51 n proud,after the bad health ive had recently didnt think id be here now.

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Nope - i will be 41 on Friday. "

Happy birthday for Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't at the moment, whilst I'm still in the early 40s bracket and ill be ok at 45 I think. Once over that and moving into the late 40s bracket, well that's getting a bit iffy so I might stay at 45 for a few years.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

nah .. im forty so just call it a mid life crisis .. it justifies my actions !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Only once on here. When I created this profile I put my current age a few weeks ahead of my birthday. It is one of my standard questions to men... married? real first name? real age?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

People keep telling me age is just a number especially when we get mail from 18 year old guys which is not my thing

Is there really any reason to lie about your age cos if people arent happy with that number then yiou dont arrange the meet SIMPLES

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"People keep telling me age is just a number especially when we get mail from 18 year old guys which is not my thing

Is there really any reason to lie about your age cos if people arent happy with that number then yiou dont arrange the meet SIMPLES

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Oh i hate that cliche...its a bit silly really cuz its obvious age is gonna be a number.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 57 never lied about my age ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on tell _emmefatale..i wont tell anyone .......

I ask cause i suspect lots do...why?

No, although on another site I actually added two years on as i thought it would help hide my identity. Changed it a few months later when i realised it was pretty pointless

Have met people out and about who obviously do though, unless its just that the elastic has bust in their skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope 43 n proud,lying about anything gets you nowhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really 18, or was that my mental age ?

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By *exy_couple_now_mancCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

We are both 35 + VAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had cause to lie about my age since I turned 18. And even for a few years before that I was rarely questioned! Must admit, I've been tempted to shave or add a year when I've just been outside someone's age ranges on here. But never actually done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" We are both 35 + VAT

PMSL!!!!!

Like Penny Smith (GMTV) I am 'professionally 43'...... (yeah, right!)

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never...as I am Peter Pan...no really...

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