FabSwingers.com forum: Forumites to the Bat Cave I think I might cause Fab to explode

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've crossed my messages.

I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest)

Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?

Help me Forumites you're my only hope...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Sssshhh.

They wouldn’t have noticed until you started this thread about it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh dear, dangerous territory indeed! No advice I'm afraid, thankfully not been there (yet!

) but may the Force be with you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could make for some interesting and funny stories

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Not gonna lie, enjoyed that message and pretty gutted now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sssshhh.

They wouldn’t have noticed until you started this thread about it

All experience is thread-worthy. All of life are in my words

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might just have to kill the accidental recipient.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not gonna lie, enjoyed that message and pretty gutted now

Have I also messaged you?!? What did I tell you?!?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might just have to kill the accidental recipient."

I'm not done with living

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might just have to kill the accidental recipient.

I'm not done with living

Sorry ... the only option as I see it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will look for them, I will find them, and I will kill them.

Might be too late though...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Just point them to this thread... problem solved

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%"

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never know, this might be the start of a true love story.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just point them to this thread... problem solved

They know. I let them down gently before exposing it to the world

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%"

Bronco position times ten?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just point them to this thread... problem solved

They know. I let them down gently before exposing it to the world

You can send it to the true intended recipient now.

×cleans out inbox in anticipation ×

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might just have to kill the accidental recipient.

I'm not done with living

Sorry ... the only option as I see it."

I'll have to start my zombie apocalypse plan sooner than I thought

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I got so excited

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill. You’re not the first or the last to do so

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position... "

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just point them to this thread... problem solved

They know. I let them down gently before exposing it to the world

You can send it to the true intended recipient now.

×cleans out inbox in anticipation ×"

Your time will come when I may deign to bestow one of my special messages on you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You never know, this might be the start of a true love story."

True love always finds a way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?

Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And you can stop smirking...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your gonna have to suck it up buttercup and fuck them.

We all know a reply is a guaranteed shag (I believe its in the T&c's)

So telling them that pretty means anal play

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?

Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think

I'll put the flowers on your grave...

I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.

Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You there at the back stop sniggering

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your gonna have to suck it up buttercup and fuck them.

We all know a reply is a guaranteed shag (I believe its in the T&c's)

So telling them that pretty means anal play "

Can you repeat that to all the people I've messaged and had replies off. I'll send you the list, no need to reply though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?

Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think

I'll put the flowers on your grave...

I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.

Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life...

Awh, that is very thoughtful of you..

You might have to come up with a few dates, I might be washing my hair or something or other.

Oooh, you know how to get someone going, the whole emotional roller-coaster works a charm... So I've heard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%"

Unless you call them their sisters name...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?

Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...

No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...

You'll need to at least buy me a drink first

I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?

Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think

I'll put the flowers on your grave...

I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.

Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life...

Awh, that is very thoughtful of you..

You might have to come up with a few dates, I might be washing my hair or something or other.

Oooh, you know how to get someone going, the whole emotional roller-coaster works a charm... So I've heard.

Oh yes - you'll be in love with me before you meet the end...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.

Will be the best sex of your life 100%

Unless you call them their sisters name...

I could always call him by my sister's name. Don't know if he'll dress up though.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this to someone who sent me pics, but I was too much of a coward to own up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha

I did this to someone who sent me pics, but I was too much of a coward to own up

Anything to bring a laugh and a smile to the forum. Nothing is off limits with me when it comes to thread posting - it is my art...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've crossed my messages.

I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest)

Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?

Help me Forumites you're my only hope..."

Too late now .. you're just going to man up and play up lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've crossed my messages.

I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest)

Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?

Help me Forumites you're my only hope...

Too late now .. you're just going to man up and play up lol

I'm not sure now what I'm supposed to be doing to who...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread