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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west

So exhaustion can sometimes cause you to do the most silly things and I'm sure it's happened to ye at least once so please share your stories let's have a bit of fun with this one

il go 1st

Once I was so tired I ended up sleeping in the bath I was woken up from cold water being poured over me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv done that a few times hardly surprising really

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Many, many years ago, in my teens, I was absolutely exhausted but had to cycle a couple of miles. I actually fell asleep whilst going along a quiet residential street, crashed into the back of a parked car, went up over the handlebars, head butted the rear window and smashed it.

In a panic, grabbed my glasses off the back shelf of the car and ran off... dragging my bike as the impact had bent the forks back and the wheel was hitting the frame.

I’m not proud of this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

one guy we met from another site was so exhausted that he fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Well that was his story anyway, maybe I'm just rubbish at it

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"Iv done that a few times hardly surprising really

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Anything that stands out do share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been so tired lately that one morning after nightshift I poured my cereal into my morning cuppa

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"Many, many years ago, in my teens, I was absolutely exhausted but had to cycle a couple of miles. I actually fell asleep whilst going along a quiet residential street, crashed into the back of a parked car, went up over the handlebars, head butted the rear window and smashed it.

In a panic, grabbed my glasses off the back shelf of the car and ran off... dragging my bike as the impact had bent the forks back and the wheel was hitting the frame.

I’m not proud of this."

Tbh I would probably run too no not something to be proud of but trying to explain to someone it was down to being tired wouldn't go down well lol

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"one guy we met from another site was so exhausted that he fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Well that was his story anyway, maybe I'm just rubbish at it "

Oh wow really or it was that good it put him into dreamland

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"one guy we met from another site was so exhausted that he fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Well that was his story anyway, maybe I'm just rubbish at it "

No, the opposite I'd say - it can feel exquisite, and also relaxing if not hurried, so don't doubt yourself

And if he was that warm and wet maybe he felt like he was back in the womb?

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"Many, many years ago, in my teens, I was absolutely exhausted but had to cycle a couple of miles. I actually fell asleep whilst going along a quiet residential street, crashed into the back of a parked car, went up over the handlebars, head butted the rear window and smashed it.

In a panic, grabbed my glasses off the back shelf of the car and ran off... dragging my bike as the impact had bent the forks back and the wheel was hitting the frame.

I’m not proud of this.

Tbh I would probably run too no not something to be proud of but trying to explain to someone it was down to being tired wouldn't go down well lol"

I appreciate the support!

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"I’ve been so tired lately that one morning after nightshift I poured my cereal into my morning cuppa "

Well at least you got a homemade smoothie to start your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been so tired lately that one morning after nightshift I poured my cereal into my morning cuppa

Well at least you got a homemade smoothie to start your day "

YUCK haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to drive to the south of France, on my own and in a rush. I drove for 26 hours, only stopping for brief rest breaks. At the 25 hour mark, I got to yet another toll booth, but it wouldn’t take my card payment or euro, so I sat on the floor and cried... really sobbed I’m not usually emotional but I was just utterly exhausted.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"one guy we met from another site was so exhausted that he fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Well that was his story anyway, maybe I'm just rubbish at it

Oh wow really or it was that good it put him into dreamland "

Haha maybe

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"one guy we met from another site was so exhausted that he fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job. Well that was his story anyway, maybe I'm just rubbish at it

No, the opposite I'd say - it can feel exquisite, and also relaxing if not hurried, so don't doubt yourself

And if he was that warm and wet maybe he felt like he was back in the womb? "

He also fell asleep later on when all three of us were in bed together. Mr N and I just laid there and looked at each other like and made our own entertainment. I think he genuinely was very tired.

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By *he English One OP   Man
over a year ago

west


"I had to drive to the south of France, on my own and in a rush. I drove for 26 hours, only stopping for brief rest breaks. At the 25 hour mark, I got to yet another toll booth, but it wouldn’t take my card payment or euro, so I sat on the floor and cried... really sobbed I’m not usually emotional but I was just utterly exhausted."

I think if I saw you I'd give ya the cost of going through

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