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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? " blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,, | |||
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"I'm quite good at apple and cinnamon cake, and a pear and vanilla tea cake. Any good to you?" Apple cake with a huge dollop of thick fresh cream | |||
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"I did have Biscotti cake but I ate it sorry (not sorry) " Only fair I guess as I didn’t share my Greggs | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? " Take that back! Coffee cake is awesome I haven't had a battenberg in ages, how about that? Her x | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Take that back! Coffee cake is awesome I haven't had a battenberg in ages, how about that? Her x" Coffee cake but battenburg is | |||
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"I have chocolate fudge cake I made " Warm and moist ? | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,, Fuck yes this is a good start " cake,, greatest word in the English language,, Cake with 2 forks please,, pretty great sentence. Lol | |||
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"I have chocolate fudge cake I made Warm and moist ? " It’s definitely moist I can heat it up for you would you like ice cream with it | |||
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"I have chocolate fudge cake I made Warm and moist ? It’s definitely moist I can heat it up for you would you like ice cream with it " You have read my mind Busty | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,, Fuck yes this is a good start cake,, greatest word in the English language,, Cake with 2 forks please,, pretty great sentence. Lol" Cake with no forks is better | |||
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. " I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? " Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x" Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN | |||
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"I can’t bake and I don’t like cake but I’ll buy you a box of mr kiplings " Oooo yes cherry bakewell’s please | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN " You'll have coffee cake and like it! | |||
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"I've just made a very sexy Lemon Drizzle cake " Oooo I do like a slice of that | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! " Ooo forceful | |||
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price " Name your price | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful " Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! | |||
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"I’ve got a slice of courgette and pineapple cake left if you want, it sounds rank but it tastes good. " I’d give it a go | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! " | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! " I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... | |||
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"There is no cake. I ate it " Babs you are on the naughty step! | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... " You can do anything you like | |||
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"New York style cheesecake or carrot cake? " Is it good NY cheesecake? | |||
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"I have just baked an orange cake with delicate creamed orange frosting, this is the cake most asked for by freinds.. " I’ve never had this, it sounds Devine | |||
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price Name your price " It depends how much you want, but as a starting price groping your thighs would be involved | |||
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price Name your price It depends how much you want, but as a starting price groping your thighs would be involved " This is a deal | |||
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"unless I can off a Mr Kipling as being baked with my own fair hands, I'd screwed " Mr Kipling is good, what one though? | |||
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price Name your price It depends how much you want, but as a starting price groping your thighs would be involved This is a deal " I'll hold you to that, when I'm not holding your thighs of course | |||
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake! When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!! " So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30 | |||
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"New York style cheesecake or carrot cake? Is it good NY cheesecake? " Home made, delicious | |||
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake! When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!! So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30 " I'm feeding the British Army (thanks son, for landing me with your workmates evening desserts!!) | |||
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"New York style cheesecake or carrot cake? Is it good NY cheesecake? Home made, delicious " It’s mine then | |||
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake! When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!! So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30 Save some for me I'm feeding the British Army (thanks son, for landing me with your workmates evening desserts!!) " | |||
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"Oh, good timing! Ive just bought a fresh cream victoria sponge I might be willing to share" Simple yet delicious | |||
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery " Deal. | |||
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery Deal. " You may have to feed the carrot cake to me | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course " | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course " | |||
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery Deal. You may have to feed the carrot cake to me " Funny story..... | |||
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery Deal. You may have to feed the carrot cake to me Funny story..... " I may be to worn out to lift my arms | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course " | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course " *tosses cake to one side | |||
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"Did somebody mention cake? Lemon Drizzle please...... " Gem has some | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course *tosses cake to one side " | |||
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"No coffe cake, I repeat no coffee cake, unless you’re naked of course *tosses cake to one side " | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like " I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first " For this alone, I would make the cake | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake " Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake " By convince did you mean black mail | |||
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"I can make cake in a mug " What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake By convince did you mean black mail " Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion | |||
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"Guinness Chocolate cake with Irish Buttercream frosting. " Guinness cake??? Omg this could be a life changing | |||
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"Not sure if someone has offered already but I like making a good carrot cake with a yummy vanilla cream cheese frosting " I can never have enough carrot cake | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake By convince did you mean black mail Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion " Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx | |||
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"Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake? Now I really want to bake " So many choices, I hadn’t ever heard of Guinness cake before Lorraine said, bake them all for me | |||
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"Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake? Now I really want to bake So many choices, I hadn’t ever heard of Guinness cake before Lorraine said, bake them all for me " Its Guinness and chocolate cake I make - so moist and rich! It's to die for | |||
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"Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake? Now I really want to bake So many choices, I hadn’t ever heard of Guinness cake before Lorraine said, bake them all for me Its Guinness and chocolate cake I make - so moist and rich! It's to die for " Now you’re just teasing | |||
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"Almond sponge with white chocolate meringue icing. " This is also new to me and sounds extremely good | |||
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not " What about a slice of cake between my boobs? | |||
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not What about a slice of cake between my boobs? " It’s like you can read minds | |||
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not What about a slice of cake between my boobs? It’s like you can read minds " | |||
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not What about a slice of cake between my boobs? It’s like you can read minds " *waits patiently for pics | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake By convince did you mean black mail Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx" You know it | |||
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? Whaaaaaaat Coffee cake is the best! Mrs TMN x Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN You'll have coffee cake and like it! Ooo forceful Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... You can do anything you like I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first For this alone, I would make the cake Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake By convince did you mean black mail Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx You know it " | |||
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"Cheesecake is included too " Now you are talking. I have made a different cheesecake every week since the start of lockdown. Many of them include rum. Including: Caramelized nectarine, rum and honey cheesecake. Mojito cheesecake with a raspberry mojito topping. Dark n Stormy cheesecake. Mango, coconut and white rum, with a flambèd coconut in white rum topping. Dark choc orange soaked in clementine spiced rum and prosecco cheesecake with a prosecco syrup jelly with orange zest and dark choc topping. Cherry and dark chocolate soaked in chambord, with a cherry and pecan topping. The 'Ron Jeremy salty surprise' (whole tub of Lindor salted caramel with 6 shots of Ron Jeremy overproof rum) | |||
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"I can make cake in a mug What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging " Chocolate sponge but it's super moist and I put a scoop of ice cream on top x | |||
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"I can make cake in a mug What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging Chocolate sponge but it's super moist and I put a scoop of ice cream on top x " I’m on my way | |||
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"I can make cake in a mug What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging Chocolate sponge but it's super moist and I put a scoop of ice cream on top x I’m on my way " Yessss I need the practice before I apply to the GBBO | |||
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