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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

Liam Neeson?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*leans over and shakes wind chimes gently, smirking to himself*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

Liam Neeson? "

Is that the bastard? Where does he live ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

How do you know I've got the same problem?!?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*leans over and shakes wind chimes gently, smirking to himself*"

Just don't do it tonight smirky features.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

How do you know I've got the same problem?!?

Neighbours ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo

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over a year ago

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

How do you know I've got the same problem?!?

Neighbours ?"

Yep. CLANG CLANG CLANG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*leans over and shakes wind chimes gently, smirking to himself*

Just don't do it tonight smirky features. "

But I can’t resist, they’re just so...relaxing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo"

Nah, its kinda goes......... I can't spell bird screech. It just screeches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO I thought I was the only one who hated wind chimes!!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo

Nah, its kinda goes......... I can't spell bird screech. It just screeches

Like nails on a blackboard

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We know someone who waited until their neighbours were away and accidentally leaned over the fence one windy night and knocked their windchimes down with a broom, sadly breaking them...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Hate the bastard things, they are not peaceful. They are the most annoying things argh

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Hate the bastard things, they are not peaceful. They are the most annoying things argh "

I don't mind the delicate tinkly one, it's those big old wooden ones that clank and clunk

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By *oetryinMotionMan
over a year ago

Queens

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

Liam Neeson? "

That just made my morning thanks you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

BING BONG CLANG DONG

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We know someone who waited until their neighbours were away and accidentally leaned over the fence one windy night and knocked their windchimes down with a broom, sadly breaking them...

I'm planning this ..... I have a two step plan.

Step 1. See if I sleep through it tonight.

if not....

Step 2. Break them

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Hate the bastard things, they are not peaceful. They are the most annoying things argh

I don't mind the delicate tinkly one, it's those big old wooden ones that clank and clunk"

Those bamboo kind of ones are the worst I agree

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Step 2.

Sing outside neighbours house when I get woken up.

haven't found them yet..... they are to my left though...

I'll find em......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I had to get your attention somehow, GC.

Mrs TMN

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..

A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..

A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't..... "

How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Dream Catchers lies never caught any of mine

Yes agree with the bloody chimes

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..

A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't..... "

I often wonder about the sanity of the people with them! I live in a very very windy area, if theres no wind its worrying kinda place yet still people have them...."devils sticks" the old lady down the road calls them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo"

I actually did that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard tolerating a person who lives on this estate, despite having several routes he/she could take her wild yappy dog a walk, insists on walking past our house, at all hours during the day or night, knowing it will set all mine off.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?

Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo

I actually did that out loud

Don't tell anyone but so did I....... I wobbled me dangly bit too ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..

A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't.....

How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away?

Well ...... I'll be holding me wig on later.......

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

3 sets of wind chimes for me ... love annoying the neighbours ... mind you there’s not many of them .... village life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wooden ones make me laugh, they sound so wrong.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..

A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't.....

How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away?

Well ...... I'll be holding me wig on later....... "

Indeed, my drawers are getting a good airing on the line anyway

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now

Sir O.........

Because of this post I have just purchased a CD that I had on vinyl years ago ......

Thank you

Im ooooooo toobin' it right now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I had to get your attention somehow, GC.

Mrs TMN

Nope. It's not a week till tuesday!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

oh that’s me!! Bamboo ones - sound like galloping horses!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Radical tolerance is overrated.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ah on a serious note... my uncle was a Japanese prisoner of war and wind chimes used to trigger him, poor bastard.

Do they bring back your Tenko days GC?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Yo haters, wind chimes are cool and zen..

Tune in and chill the fek out..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ah on a serious note... my uncle was a Japanese prisoner of war and wind chimes used to trigger him, poor bastard.

Do they bring back your Tenko days GC?

Shit, never considered that..

A great uncle was out there with the Liverpool kings I recall and he wouldn't get in my Dad's car which was a Nissan..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ah on a serious note... my uncle was a Japanese prisoner of war and wind chimes used to trigger him, poor bastard.

Do they bring back your Tenko days GC?

Only if I have it in a tall glass with ice cubes in.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

Liam Neeson?

Is that the bastard? Where does he live ?"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Today i sat for 2 hours in the hairdressers with a piper busking outside. I was going crazy as hate the sound of bagpipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad to see that you're making progress with developing your tolerance Granny ... keep it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

They live next door to me and I'll pay your travelling expenses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !

Oops that's me with my wooden dragon with 2 cute babies windchime. Sorry Granny crumpet...

(Hev)

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