FabSwingers.com forum: Ask me anything

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hi Jennie,

What would be the best thing to stuff up my cavernous butt to give me the thrill I need to get me through the day.

Asking for a friend obviously

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jennie,

What would be the best thing to stuff up my cavernous butt to give me the thrill I need to get me through the day.

Asking for a friend obviously

I have heard (from a friend

) that a nutribullet can provide quite a buzz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

African or European?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm tired and run down. Having a pity party of 1 here. What should I do? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Hammond's Chop brown sauce only available in the North?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my application be processed soon. Im fed up of waiting in no man's land.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tired and run down. Having a pity party of 1 here. What should I do? X"

Stick some Abba on, get into your dancing pants and sing like no one is listening.

That or gin and chocolate.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Hi Jennie,

What would be the best thing to stuff up my cavernous butt to give me the thrill I need to get me through the day.

Asking for a friend obviously

I have heard (from a friend

) that a nutribullet can provide quite a buzz."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is Hammond's Chop brown sauce only available in the North?"

Because the South is too posh gor it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Jennie

Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?

NSP xx

P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Will my application be processed soon. Im fed up of waiting in no man's land. "

Thank you for your query.

Jennifer is busy right now.

Your message is important to us an will be processed as soon as possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jennie

Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?

NSP xx

P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.

Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Jennie

Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?

NSP xx

P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.

Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x"

Oh you

always know just what to say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jennie

Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?

NSP xx

P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.

Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x

Oh you

always know just what to say

Thats Because Jennifer knows all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House plants: some of the leaves are brown.. do i remove them? or if i then introduced water to the pot will they turn back to green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood can a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I, will I, be famous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"House plants: some of the leaves are brown.. do i remove them? or if i then introduced water to the pot will they turn back to green?

Remove the brown ones.

Put them in a mug.

Pour boiling water on them.

That will terrify the shit out of any other leaves thinking of turning brown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much wood can a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

About as much as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will I, will I, be famous?"

I can't answer, I can't answer that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident!

Its no laughing matter

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Oh Jennie

I have a shower curtain and a bucket full of trifle, I just need to find a wrestling partner...

Can you help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can there only be one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Jennie

I have a shower curtain and a bucket full of trifle, I just need to find a wrestling partner...

Can you help

You know I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can there only be one?"

Yes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I have more than one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have more than one? "

There can be only one.

(As stated above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can there only be one?

Yes. "

One a year? month? day? hour? minute? second?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can there only be one?

Yes.

One a year? month? day? hour? minute? second? "

One.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one "

Spartacus

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Have you moved recently ? Not your bowels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus "

Am I Spartacus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does the sun come up, "

Just like me, it wants to be close to you

" are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?"

Thet are angel's dandruff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you moved recently ? Not your bowels."

You move me frequently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?"

No. I'm Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who is the one

Spartacus "

Harry Potter innit

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Is it like today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is Hammond's Chop brown sauce only available in the North?"

Message me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the sun come up,

Just like me, it wants to be close to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus."

No, I'm Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus."

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both"

The omniscient has spoken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it like today? "

More like yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

what are next weeks wining lottery numbers?. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife "

You're just a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach "

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what are next weeks wining lottery numbers?. xxx

There will be six and each will be a number between one and fifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy"

How do you know I am?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.

#JustSaying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.

#JustSaying "

Oh really? Aren’t you a kind soul, I shall keep that in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?

Or gazzosu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?

Or gazzosu"

gazzosu is out of my age range. Would you be gentle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is the one

Spartacus

Am I Spartacus?

No. I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

You're just a very naughty boy

How do you know I am?

Jennifer knows everything

Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?

Or gazzosu

gazzosu is out of my age range. Would you be gentle?"

At first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.

#JustSaying "

What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.

#JustSaying

What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know

Between 2330 hrs and midnight. Perfect time to catch the alcohol fuelled gremlins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video

Say damn the expense and do both

The omniscient has spoken

Preach

Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through

Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.

#JustSaying

What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know

Between 2330 hrs and midnight. Perfect time to catch the alcohol fuelled gremlins."

I’ll make sure to avoid those times

while I’ll talk to anyone, d*unk 3am messages are things I’ll avoid

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

How Soon is Now?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Three men buy a well used TV for £30, each contributing a £10 note. As they walk out the store the manager realised it should be £25, so puts 5x £1 coins in the assistants pocket and says chase the TV guys and give then what’s in your trouser pocket, they deserve it and it will please them. But the assistant is naughty boy, he takes 2 coins and puts them in another pocket , then gives the 3 TV guys £1 each. Now they have paid £9 each - 3x£9 is £27 and the assistant has £2. Where’s the missing £1 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How Soon is Now?"

Let's just say:

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" chase the TV guys and give then what’s in your trouser "

When that's on offer who cares about the odd pound here and there?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I have more than one?

There can be only one.

(As stated above)"

Can you be my one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have more than one?

There can be only one.

(As stated above)

Can you be my one? "

I can be your one at a time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I have more than one?

There can be only one.

(As stated above)

Can you be my one?

I can be your one at a time"

Excellent.....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

What shall I cook for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do peeps lurk on the forum. And then slide into DM

I don't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I extricate myself from a tricky situation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What shall I cook for dinner? "

Anything except liver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do peeps lurk on the forum. And then slide into DM

I don't like it

Shyness probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I extricate myself from a tricky situation?"

Hitmen are often useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?

African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?"

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning "

Thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning "

Two bags of wineglass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?

African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly "

Don't they live for like EVER....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning

Two bags of wineglass? "

Funking auto correct!

Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.

There

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?

African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly

Don't they live for like EVER....?

Eventually they become an ex parrot

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning

Two bags of wineglass?

Funking auto correct!

Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.

There"

That's how you did it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could stretch to 3 bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?

Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning

Two bags of wineglass?

Funking auto correct!

Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.

There

That's how you did it.....

Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could stretch to 3 bags

You are a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

Yea but can’t you release a supermarket trolley with one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could stretch to 3 bags

You are a keeper "

No just desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .

And secondly can I murder them

Yea but can’t you release a supermarket trolley with one of them

You can, but is it worth it given a can of corned beef costs more than the pound coin you would otherwise use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could stretch to 3 bags

You are a keeper

No just desperate

Bless x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hows ya balls?

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Should you add water to squash, or squash to water. Does it make a difference??? I'm loosing sleep over trivial things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hows ya balls?"

Had no complaints x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hows ya balls?

Had no complaints x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should you add water to squash, or squash to water. Does it make a difference??? I'm loosing sleep over trivial things. "

Water to squash.

Its the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I know what's real?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I know what's real?"

If you can touch it, its real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I kick it?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I kick it?"

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I kick it?

Yes you can "

What she said^

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over a year ago

How long is infinity?

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over a year ago

I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it? "

Yes

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over a year ago

"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

Yes"

Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Sorry girl I'm answering for you xx

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over a year ago

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"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

Yes

Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!

Dont let me down

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over a year ago

"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

Yes

Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!

Dont let me down "

Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar

I’ll get right on it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

Yes

Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!

Dont let me down

Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar

I’ll get right on it

Good xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long is infinity?"

Infinitely long

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over a year ago

"Sorry girl I'm answering for you xx

Its OK.... Yasmeen the Deputy omniscient being.

Yasmeen knows all (almost) x

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over a year ago

"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?

Yes

Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!

Dont let me down

Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar

I’ll get right on it

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is motivational psychology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Sorry girl I'm answering for you xx

Its OK.... Yasmeen the Deputy omniscient being.

Yasmeen knows all (almost) x"

Xxx

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

This has already been asked, but I predict there will be 6 numbers and they will be between 1 and 50.

#yourewelcome

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47 "

You do realise that if those numbers do come up, it will be split between everyone on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything "

Answer.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You do realise that if those numbers do come up, it will be split between everyone on fab!"

Was thinking that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand? "

Ah ... granny's round yours is she?

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over a year ago

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"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand?

Ah ... granny's round yours is she?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

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"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand?

Ah ... granny's round yours is she?

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over a year ago

"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand?

Ah ... granny's round yours is she?

Correct it's 3,shes now airtight

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over a year ago

"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand? "

On a molecular level, given the porous nature of the material making up a crumpet, there are countless millions of holes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many sphincters do we have in our body

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"How many sphincters do we have in our body"

5 million

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

This has already been asked, but I predict there will be 6 numbers and they will be between 1 and 50.

#yourewelcome "

Thanks for your wisdom, I'm sure I'll win now

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47 "

You know I'm going to put that on later

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over a year ago

"How many sphincters do we have in our body"

Just enough

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You know I'm going to put that on later

Me too, ya never know

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over a year ago

"How many sphincters do we have in our body

Just enough"

Wrong(must try harder)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You know I'm going to put that on later

Me too, ya never know"

I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many sphincters do we have in our body

Just enough

Wrong(must try harder) "

Jennie the all knowing and all seeing is never wrong. Check your workings.

B-

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You know I'm going to put that on later

Me too, ya never know

I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted

In her eagerness to please, I fear Yasmeen has broken the lottery

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over a year ago

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You know I'm going to put that on later

Me too, ya never know

I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted

For the love of God will you stop showing me that ass!!! I'm old!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it

4 5 8 17 33 47

You know I'm going to put that on later

Me too, ya never know

I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted

For the love of God will you stop showing me that ass!!! I'm old! "

I'll show you more than my ass if you win the lottery

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