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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think " Show off. Have some for me too would you | |||
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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think Show off. Have some for me too would you" Yes ma’am | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Don't we all "Ahh.... But I said it first (on this thread anyway) | |||
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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think Show off. Have some for me too would you Yes ma’am" You star. I'm jealous now | |||
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"Me too." I'm in good company then | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin' "The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh" Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem "Do share.... | |||
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"Me too. I'm in good company then " Perfect. You two have sex with each other and I’ll hold the coats or something  | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now"It's your fault for living so far away  | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Don't we all
Ahh.... But I said it first (on this thread anyway) "Ok you win this time  | |||
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"I want cuddles and sex and the cuddles and more sex. " Sounds excellent. Why aren't you here then? | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share.... "Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them | |||
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"Me too. I'm in good company then Perfect. You two have sex with each other and I’ll hold the coats or something "Just a couple of issues I can see with this plan.... Otherwise it's a belter.
Ooh! Belts! | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them "I've never thought of it in that way before. So simple when someone says it out loud  | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
It's your fault for living so far away "It's not me that lives far away. It's everyone else.... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex | |||
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"Same here, I is a very horny today "Annoying isn't it.... | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! " maybe a change of house would ease the problem | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them "But what if they don't want to have sex with me? | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" It's a common ailment on here! | |||
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"I want cuddles" Cuddle fuck? | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
It's your fault for living so far away
It's not me that lives far away. It's everyone else.... "I've got that problem as well | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x" Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... | |||
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"I'm begging my DD to meet me... Its not working "You just need a fungi  | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex "Bloody covid has ruined everything. | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem "Seems extreme.... | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me? "Ah, it needs to be mutual | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me? "I'm sure that won't be a problem, i'd me more than interested if i was closer | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? " New username? | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? " Yeah okay | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here! "It is, I'm proper common me | |||
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"I'm begging my DD to meet me... Its not working "Awwwww honey. Tell him I'm needy and require you to have sex! | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything. "Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning | |||
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"I’d like my testicles played with, I’m a man of simple needs. "I'll do that for you if you sort me out? | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem
Seems extreme.... "Just a visit to another house was what i ment | |||
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"1 sex please "Only 1? Pffft | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex "I felt we connected yesterday. I really did. I couldn't sleep or eat. Tell me it was true? | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" Noo!, What a total surprise to me. Any specific flavour of sex or would be vanilla sufficient for you ? | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me?
Ah, it needs to be mutual"This is my problem..... One of them anyway | |||
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"I want cuddles and sex and the cuddles and more sex. " This. | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
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Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me?
I'm sure that won't be a problem, i'd me more than interested if i was closer "Aww thanks....  | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? Yeah okay " Thanks wifey | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? New username?" It's a good one... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning "The lesser known symptom..... | |||
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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think Show off. Have some for me too would you Yes ma’am" And me, looks like you're turning into a sex stuntwoman | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem
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Just a visit to another house was what i ment"But then I'd have to get dressed. Or at least put shoes on.... | |||
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"Don’t we all "Nice ball | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem
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Just a visit to another house was what i ment
But then I'd have to get dressed. Or at least put shoes on.... "ok was just an idea. | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? Yeah okay Thanks wifey" The things I do for you | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Noo!, What a total surprise to me. Any specific flavour of sex or would be vanilla sufficient for you ? "Right now, any. | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me "You most certainly are not. Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon. | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem
Seems extreme....
Just a visit to another house was what i ment
But then I'd have to get dressed. Or at least put shoes on.... "U need to be taking clothes off not putting them on, wheres the fun in that | |||
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"I want cuddles and sex and the cuddles and more sex. This." We should team up.... | |||
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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think Show off. Have some for me too would you Yes ma’am And me, looks like you're turning into a sex stuntwoman" She already was | |||
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"I want cuddles Cuddle fuck? Yeah okay Thanks wifey The things I do for you "I know. I'm so demanding.... | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me?
Ah, it needs to be mutual
This is my problem..... One of them anyway "I feel your pain | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon. "Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates | |||
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"I am sure there are many on here willing to assist you with that posh Being on here doesn't help me.... None of them are in my house! maybe a change of house would ease the problem
Seems extreme....
Just a visit to another house was what i ment
But then I'd have to get dressed. Or at least put shoes on....
U need to be taking clothes off not putting them on, wheres the fun in that "I haven't got any more I can actually take off.... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates "They must have got ur S.O.S lol | |||
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"I have a cunning plan to help with this problem
Do share....
Find someone you want to have sex with and have sex with them
But what if they don't want to have sex with me?
Ah, it needs to be mutual
This is my problem..... One of them anyway
I feel your pain "Come here. We can feel it together | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" Have felt like this all week. Been a tough one for sure. xx | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates
They must have got ur S.O.S lol "Sadly no, tractor was blocking the road.... | |||
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"Don’t we all
Nice ball "Why thank you x | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Have felt like this all week. Been a tough one for sure. xx" It's been the same for months now | |||
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"Don’t we all
Nice ball
Why thank you x"Oh no, thank you.... Not helping my problem though | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... " Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x | |||
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"Well all I can say is shame no one is from Plymouth as sure as hell. Oils of sorted summit out ??" I think we've all realised that honey.... | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x" Ooofffttt | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" can it happen before or after lunch | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while "See that makes me worse lately! | |||
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"Don’t we all
Nice ball
Why thank you x
Oh no, thank you.... Not helping my problem though "Lol happy to help you | |||
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"*sigh*" Singing to the choir gorgeous x | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
I felt we connected yesterday. I really did. I couldn't sleep or eat. Tell me it was true? "You're a smooth talking fraud
And a man. (thumbs down)
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while "That's the killer for me.... | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt" 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while
See that makes me worse lately! "No what makes it worse is having to tell him how it happened then I get all horny again | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs can it happen before or after lunch " Both. | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates
They must have got ur S.O.S lol
Sadly no, tractor was blocking the road.... "The farmer heard your call! X | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while
See that makes me worse lately! "EXACTLY THAT! And yes. I shouted it | |||
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"Don’t we all
Nice ball
Why thank you x
Oh no, thank you.... Not helping my problem though
Lol happy to help you "Oooooooooh...... | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x" Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble* | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
I felt we connected yesterday. I really did. I couldn't sleep or eat. Tell me it was true?
You're a smooth talking fraud
And a man. (thumbs down)
I slept well " | |||
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"I could really do without balls being sucked and a lady's lips around my cock. Just saying. "Without? That's not the same thing.... | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that " Bring a substitute with you.... | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while
See that makes me worse lately!
No what makes it worse is having to tell him how it happened then I get all horny again "THIS TOO! Shouted again. Soz | |||
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"I could really do without balls being sucked and a lady's lips around my cock. Just saying.
Without? That's not the same thing.... "I should learn to type when horny. Lol | |||
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"Well all I can say is shame no one is from Plymouth as sure as hell. Oils of sorted summit out ??" | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates
They must have got ur S.O.S lol
Sadly no, tractor was blocking the road....
The farmer heard your call! X "But he didn't bloody help me out.... | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while
See that makes me worse lately! "I went on cam with someone last night (them performing not me lol) as I thought it might help. BIG MISTAKE. Nearly text a FB this morning to get him round as I woke with last nights excellent perfomance in my head and so it has made things worse. I totally sympathise with you xxx | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble*" It's getting kinda annoying.... | |||
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"I could really do with my balls being sucked and a lady's lips around my cock. Just saying. "Better..... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning
The lesser known symptom..... "Of ?
Beginning to sound like my doctor | |||
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"I could really do without balls being sucked and a lady's lips around my cock. Just saying.
Without? That's not the same thing....
I should learn to type when horny. Lol"Yes. Else you could miss opportunities | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates
They must have got ur S.O.S lol
Sadly no, tractor was blocking the road....
The farmer heard your call! X
But he didn't bloody help me out.... "The farmer's got a load of animals. He's already sorted himself out  | |||
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"Me too but I just had it in my head with him so il be good for a little while
See that makes me worse lately!
I went on cam with someone last night (them performing not me lol) as I thought it might help. BIG MISTAKE. Nearly text a FB this morning to get him round as I woke with last nights excellent perfomance in my head and so it has made things worse.
I totally sympathise with you xxx "BIG mistake. Huge! | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning
The lesser known symptom.....
Of ?
Beginning to sound like my doctor "Covid? Grab a test.... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs It's a common ailment on here!
It is, I'm proper common me
You most certainly are not.
Is there a queue outside your door yet? I here there are holdups due to unexpected road congestion in North Devon.
Randomly..... There is actually a queue of traffic outside the gates
They must have got ur S.O.S lol
Sadly no, tractor was blocking the road....
The farmer heard your call! X
But he didn't bloody help me out....
The farmer's got a load of animals. He's already sorted himself out "It's possible with this one.... | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble* It's getting kinda annoying.... " It so is. Meh. Needs must. *recharges vibrator* | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that Bring a substitute with you.... "That could be doable, will have to arrange my next holiday around the north devon area lol | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" I feel your pain OP. I may self combust soon | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning
The lesser known symptom.....
Of ?
Beginning to sound like my doctor
Covid? Grab a test.... "look it's Carol K on the weather. She has made it responsive again | |||
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"BIG mistake. Huge! As said in Pretty Woman style" I am so glad you got that..... Was totally channelling Julia Roberts. But fatter and not as sexy. | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble* It's getting kinda annoying.... It so is. Meh. Needs must. *recharges vibrator*" Plug in wand. Just saying.... | |||
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"I want cake! " My kinda woman | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that Bring a substitute with you....
That could be doable, will have to arrange my next holiday around the north devon area lol "That's not helping today..... | |||
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"I want cake! " Don't tell them because they'll hound me off the forum..... I like sex more than cake | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs" * Coughs * Ahem | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble* It's getting kinda annoying.... It so is. Meh. Needs must. *recharges vibrator* Plug in wand. Just saying.... "Trying not to get into an arms race with my genitals here  | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs I feel your pain OP. I may self combust soon "I self combusted earlier. Didn't help.... | |||
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"I want cake! Don't tell them because they'll hound me off the forum..... I like sex more than cake "Food play | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning
The lesser known symptom.....
Of ?
Beginning to sound like my doctor
Covid? Grab a test....
look it's Carol K on the weather. She has made it responsive again "Phew. I was worried. | |||
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"Same. I’ll go have some now I think " Hrrrmmmppohhh alright for some | |||
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"You only have to ask "You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough. | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem "Hey there...... | |||
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"I want cuddles and sex and the cuddles and more sex. This. We should team up.... " A little difficult, geographically speaking x | |||
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"You only have to ask
You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough. " | |||
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"*sigh* Singing to the choir gorgeous x Fucking being responsible. *Grumble grumble* It's getting kinda annoying.... It so is. Meh. Needs must. *recharges vibrator* Plug in wand. Just saying....
Trying not to get into an arms race with my genitals here " ..... Coffee just came out of my face.... | |||
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"I want cake! Don't tell them because they'll hound me off the forum..... I like sex more than cake
Food play "Funny story...... | |||
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"I want cuddles and sex and the cuddles and more sex. This. We should team up.... A little difficult, geographically speaking x" I know. Annoying that | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there...... "FAF ?? | |||
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"Why are folk messaging me Just reply to the thread "I'm sorry my need has caused you messages Queenie. And all those messaging the Queen.... She's getting sex! I'm the one in need! | |||
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"Me too." I’m happy to share! | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there......
FAF ?? "Yes. Yes please. Come now.... | |||
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You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough.
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"Why are folk messaging me Just reply to the thread
I'm sorry my need has caused you messages Queenie.
And all those messaging the Queen.... She's getting sex! I'm the one in need! "Exactly! I’m all booked up | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs Still socially distancing. It would be great to find a connection with someone that will lead to some extraordinary sex
Bloody covid has ruined everything.
Tell me about. My penis feels a bit numb this morning
The lesser known symptom.....
Of ?
Beginning to sound like my doctor
Covid? Grab a test....
look it's Carol K on the weather. She has made it responsive again
Phew. I was worried. "She brightens up the dullest of days .
Now I got boobs on the brain
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now"My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile | |||
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"Me too. I’m happy to share! " That's because sharing is caring.... | |||
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"Why are folk messaging me Just reply to the thread
I'm sorry my need has caused you messages Queenie.
And all those messaging the Queen.... She's getting sex! I'm the one in need!
Exactly! I’m all booked up "Show off
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there......
FAF ??
Yes. Yes please. Come now.... "I just did ( bad joke I know) | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile "Can you do it from that distance? | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there......
FAF ??
Yes. Yes please. Come now....
I just did ( bad joke I know) "Tbf, I was thinking it..... | |||
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"Yes please" Ooh Jo. Back at you baby.... | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile
Can you do it from that distance? "You're in my local updates now. More going on in Devon's local updates than my own. Might stay down here awhile | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there......
FAF ??
Yes. Yes please. Come now....
I just did ( bad joke I know)
Tbf, I was thinking it..... " | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that " Lol sounds like a good night to me lol xx | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile
Can you do it from that distance?
You're in my local updates now. More going on in Devon's local updates than my own. Might stay down here awhile "There's loads in Devon updates.... | |||
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"Just thought I would let y'all know. Because I knew you'd be wondering, obvs * Coughs * Ahem
Hey there......
FAF ??
Yes. Yes please. Come now....
I just did ( bad joke I know)
Tbf, I was thinking it..... "Pervert..... | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile
Can you do it from that distance?
You're in my local updates now. More going on in Devon's local updates than my own. Might stay down here awhile
There's loads in Devon updates.... "And you still can't get sex?! It's a hot bed of lust down there | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that Lol sounds like a good night to me lol xx" I was thinking that.... | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile
Can you do it from that distance?
You're in my local updates now. More going on in Devon's local updates than my own. Might stay down here awhile
There's loads in Devon updates....
And you still can't get sex?! It's a hot bed of lust down there "Quality...... Not quantity...... | |||
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"Yes please
Sharing is caring..... "I can share | |||
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"Me two think ones this is all over may find someone and rent a hotel room and just lock the door and let them go at me for 2 days lol x Only 2? By that time I'll need a month.... Lol I tend to like it rough so think maybe two days is all I could handle before being two sore lol may have to test that one though at sometime x Ooofffttt 7 times a day is my limit from experience I already know its red raw after that Bring a substitute with you.... "Lol I don’t mind being piggy in the middle lol xx | |||
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"Yes please
Oh hello "I feel like a pervy fairy godmother bringing you guys together..... | |||
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"Yes please
Sharing is caring.....
I can share "I can watch. | |||
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"I could do with a weekend away in Devon...just sayin'
The weekend is ages away. That doesn't help me now
My the power of technology I'm now a lot closer to you geographically. Check my profile
Can you do it from that distance?
You're in my local updates now. More going on in Devon's local updates than my own. Might stay down here awhile
There's loads in Devon updates....
And you still can't get sex?! It's a hot bed of lust down there
Quality...... Not quantity...... "
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