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I have run out of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I feel like the world has ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has! I feel for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel like the world has ended only now?! I thought it had ended in March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shiz! Sending ve5rtual hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel like the world has ended only now?! I thought it had ended in March "

I had coffee in March

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Omg ..get a grip you lot..it was no milk the other day

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I feel your pain OP..... We need a support group

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Omg ..get a grip you lot..it was no milk the other day "

Oi.... That was traumatic! And then got worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg ..get a grip you lot..it was no milk the other day "

But but but.....it's COFFEE!

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Who would like a jar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could have cried when I realised. How am I supposed to function without my morning coffee?

Amazon is bringing me some today, but I bet it won’t arrive until this eve

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By *entleman_spyMan
over a year ago

nearby

I noticed I was running low Saturday so managed to get some Jamaican blue mountain delivered ... so far this has been a very good week !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags "

Nothing like rubbing it in

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Before the world is going to end in disaster, may I offer you a tea instead?

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

The world has ended i cant function without coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel your pain OP..... We need a support group "

We definitely do. It’s traumatic.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When we were very poor...... always midweek

We would dig up dandelions, dry and toast the roots.

Grind and drink as coffee.

It was quite a common practise ....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our coffee is on subscription. Running out would be the final straw in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You feel like the world has ended only now?! I thought it had ended in March

I had coffee in March"

It was you hoarding all the coffee then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

"

I don't think we can be friends any more

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

I don't think we can be friends any more "

Think of it this way - more coffee for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When we were very poor...... always midweek

We would dig up dandelions, dry and toast the roots.

Grind and drink as coffee.

It was quite a common practise .... "

I’m not sure I’m at that stage of desperation yet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

I don't think we can be friends any more

Think of it this way - more coffee for you. "

Good point. Do you have milk?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"And I feel like the world has ended "

We have coffee, quick!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

I don't think we can be friends any more

Think of it this way - more coffee for you.

Good point. Do you have milk?"

Milk and cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 jars and I dont even drink it!

Delivery came this morning and I keep it in for friends x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

"

I'm on the same one. I struggle when I'm in Italy as they look at me weird when I want tea with milk

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee."

I'm not sure we can be friends any more based on this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

"

You're lucky I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 2 jars and I dont even drink it!

Delivery came this morning and I keep it in for friends x"

You are the best kind of friend, I have teabags in the house for the same reason.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When we were very poor...... always midweek

We would dig up dandelions, dry and toast the roots.

Grind and drink as coffee.

It was quite a common practise ....

I’m not sure I’m at that stage of desperation yet "

Good job. It was fucking vile

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Noooooooooooo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

I'm not sure we can be friends any more based on this....

"

But we must be friends as it looks like you're wearing a blue bra.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I live on a different planet - i don't like coffee.

You're lucky I love you "

I consider myself lucky just to be your friend, never mind having your love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I feel like the world has ended "

Looks like I am 130 miles from you. Put the kettle on in 1.45 hours time and I'll pop in with a jar. Er no shops in Lincolnshire

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"You feel like the world has ended only now?! I thought it had ended in March

I had coffee in March"

Those were the days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags

Nothing like rubbing it in "

I got my comeuppance. Went to make my morning pot and discovered I'm out of filters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags

Nothing like rubbing it in

I got my comeuppance. Went to make my morning pot and discovered I'm out of filters! "

I would laugh but I’m not that cruel.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags

Nothing like rubbing it in

I got my comeuppance. Went to make my morning pot and discovered I'm out of filters! "

Use an old sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When we were very poor...... always midweek

We would dig up dandelions, dry and toast the roots.

Grind and drink as coffee.

It was quite a common practise ....

I’m not sure I’m at that stage of desperation yet

Good job. It was fucking vile"

Love how you failed to mention that in your first comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disaster! You'll have to come here. I've got three bags

Nothing like rubbing it in

I got my comeuppance. Went to make my morning pot and discovered I'm out of filters!

I would laugh but I’m not that cruel.

"

To say I was disappointed would be a powerful understatement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee "

Woop woop.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee "

And the sun has just come out as well.... Coincidence? I think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee "

Filters obtained!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee

Filters obtained! "

You don't deserve filters because you haven't brought yourself to my house in those pants yet.

Just saying

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By *ancsduoCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Poor lady.

You should never run out

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield


"The world is ok again and my trauma is over. I have coffee "

Kudos for staying awake for so long!

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