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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's all the hype about this book? Could this mr. Grey teach us guys something?

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Only if you read it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wasn't it originally based on Twilight fan shite?

Sounds like erotica for teenagers yo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs says it quite Tame

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So what's all the hype about this book? Could this mr. Grey teach us guys something? "
If Mr Grey could teach a guy something....its to do what he did and up the ante tenfold....otherwise i wouldnt bother

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

I bought the book last week, because of all the hype about it...

The book, to me takes ages to get going and by the start of chapter 8, he'd only snogged her in the lift

I'm hoping it gets better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes certainly 9hristian Grey could teach you guys a thing or so.

If you took on his business advice and made yourselves millionaires, flying women by helicopter to Paris for lunch, Milan for a little shopping, Monte Carlo for an evening out, then I guarantee you wouldn't go short of meets on here

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By *im halpertMan
over a year ago

redditch

I [mrs a sexy]bought the book as everyone was raving about it-im half way through but its so tame and sends me to sleep lol.its completely over hyped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's high time I finished my book if Erotica is the buzz word at the moment. Lots of women are downloading/buying 50-Grey so there's a huge market for it.

Now, where's me kindle!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A friend of mine on FaceBook had the best quote I've heard about the trilogy

"I got more turned on by Zippy and Bungle playing with their twangers, then I did 50 shades."

I got to Chapter 6, and gave up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not very well written and the supposed steamy scenes are lame! I also hated all that bloody inner goddess rubbish too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's all the hype about this book? Could this mr. Grey teach us guys something? "

The hype is that its sold well electronically and in numbers to women so people who write/sell books are looking to repeat the success. Is it any good? Well average at best and there are better pieces of literature out there.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"So what's all the hype about this book? Could this mr. Grey teach us guys something?

The hype is that its sold well electronically and in numbers to women so people who write/sell books are looking to repeat the success. Is it any good? Well average at best and there are better pieces of literature out there."

The English Literature Department of one particualr Uni, which shall remain nameless here.., have stated the level of literacy (clearly not the content) as that of year 4/5 primary school readers....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's all the hype about this book? Could this mr. Grey teach us guys something?

The hype is that its sold well electronically and in numbers to women so people who write/sell books are looking to repeat the success. Is it any good? Well average at best and there are better pieces of literature out there.

The English Literature Department of one particualr Uni, which shall remain nameless here.., have stated the level of literacy (clearly not the content) as that of year 4/5 primary school readers....;-) "

That's a University looking for attention as any publishing house have prof readers and staff who will alter books prior to publication to make sure the grammar is correct. Its not a bad book and will be fine for some but has left many disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine on FaceBook had the best quote I've heard about the trilogy

"I got more turned on by Zippy and Bungle playing with their twangers, then I did 50 shades."

I got to Chapter 6, and gave up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought the book last week, because of all the hype about it...

The book, to me takes ages to get going and by the start of chapter 8, he'd only snogged her in the lift

I'm hoping it gets better...."

ooooh it gets better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine on FaceBook had the best quote I've heard about the trilogy

"I got more turned on by Zippy and Bungle playing with their twangers, then I did 50 shades."

I got to Chapter 6, and gave up.

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you surely need to keep on reading! you will learn so much about Mr Christian Grey..... you really should continue .... it's a great read..... or perhaps i should say it's a "grey" read..... Ana's character is wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say i am on book 3 now! It is a bit wishy washy in places but i am really enjoying reading the books!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to say i am on book 3 now! It is a bit wishy washy in places but i am really enjoying reading the books! "

ooh hello

off subject totally, but how are you settling in with ur new job ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really enjoyed this trilogy what a fab way to escape for a while. Would recommend it a worthwhile read x Really enjoyed the story from beginning to end of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel xx yeah just a book but does make u think mmmm xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend of mine on FaceBook had the best quote I've heard about the trilogy

"I got more turned on by Zippy and Bungle playing with their twangers, then I did 50 shades."

I got to Chapter 6, and gave up.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley


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The English Literature Department of one particualr Uni, which shall remain nameless here.., have stated the level of literacy (clearly not the content) as that of year 4/5 primary school readers....;-) "

So THATS why its so popular - i had wondered

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

There's a brilliant take on this on spoof news site the Daily Mash - apologies for the long post, but it's all funny

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Men puzzled by porn that you read

MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.

E L James’s novel 50 Shades of Grey, which has smashed paperback sales records, is simultaneously more extreme than men’s own sexual fantasies and requires the user to hold it with both hands.

Network engineer Tom Booker said: “I heard the wife going on to her sister about 50 Shades, but thought it couldn’t possibly be pornography because there weren’t any pictures.

“However I’ve just found her logged onto an internet chatroom as spank_me_kindly, asking for a master who will take her to the Red Room of Pain, so something’s clearly up.”

The book, which chronicles the romance between businessman Christian Grey and college graduate Anastasia Steele, has further confused men by having a respectable cover.

Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “It doesn’t have the word ‘Slutz’ on it in neon lettering or any females covered in soap suds. That’s a level of subtlety I find intimidating.”

However copywriter Julian Cook said: “I’m a sophisticated man. I’ve known books can be sexy ever since I frotted myself raw to chapter five of James Herbert’s The Rats aged 13.

“But apparently my life partner, who was furious when I bought her crotchless panties for Valentine’s Day, now thinks it’s really hot to read about virgins signing contracts to be sex slaves.

“I’ve suggested we do some of that submissive-dominant stuff but she’s told me to piss off. I’ll never understand women.”

Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes certainly 9hristian Grey could teach you guys a thing or so.

If you took on his business advice and made yourselves millionaires, flying women by helicopter to Paris for lunch, Milan for a little shopping, Monte Carlo for an evening out, then I guarantee you wouldn't go short of meets on here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the first one and that was enough. It was disappointing for me after all the hype.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a brilliant take on this on spoof news site the Daily Mash - apologies for the long post, but it's all funny

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Men puzzled by porn that you read

MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.

E L James’s novel 50 Shades of Grey, which has smashed paperback sales records, is simultaneously more extreme than men’s own sexual fantasies and requires the user to hold it with both hands.

Network engineer Tom Booker said: “I heard the wife going on to her sister about 50 Shades, but thought it couldn’t possibly be pornography because there weren’t any pictures.

“However I’ve just found her logged onto an internet chatroom as spank_me_kindly, asking for a master who will take her to the Red Room of Pain, so something’s clearly up.”

The book, which chronicles the romance between businessman Christian Grey and college graduate Anastasia Steele, has further confused men by having a respectable cover.

Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “It doesn’t have the word ‘Slutz’ on it in neon lettering or any females covered in soap suds. That’s a level of subtlety I find intimidating.”

However copywriter Julian Cook said: “I’m a sophisticated man. I’ve known books can be sexy ever since I frotted myself raw to chapter five of James Herbert’s The Rats aged 13.

“But apparently my life partner, who was furious when I bought her crotchless panties for Valentine’s Day, now thinks it’s really hot to read about virgins signing contracts to be sex slaves.

“I’ve suggested we do some of that submissive-dominant stuff but she’s told me to piss off. I’ll never understand women.”

Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”

--"

Feckin LURRRRRRRRRVE The Daily Mash!

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