FabSwingers.com forum: Bye

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven’t met one person yet either I’m doing something wrong or I’ve got two heads , anyway I’m leaving fed up with people asking me what I’m going to do to them, Goodbye and good luck x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Bye....3 months !!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven’t met one person yet either I’m doing something wrong or I’ve got two heads , anyway I’m leaving fed up with people asking me what I’m going to do to them, Goodbye and good luck x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t met one person yet either I’m doing something wrong or I’ve got two heads , anyway I’m leaving fed up with people asking me what I’m going to do to them, Goodbye and good luck x"

All the very best OP, and best of luck yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You joined during a global pandemic of course you didn't meet anyone!!

You get out what you put in and it's hard enough without restrictions!

Youll be back.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the door hit you on your way out

Cya

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Was it men asking what you going to do to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stay... it takes time!

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Don't let the door hit you on your way out

Cya"

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

"stay... it takes time! "

Too late... I think he's gone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This has got to be a wind up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stay... it takes time! "

Love the morale boosting support

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Not gone yet

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By *tormchasingCouple
over a year ago

Billericay

No public photos and nothing in your description. We're you expecting people to drop their pants for a faceless profile in the middle of a global pandemic?

Patience and effort are required. If you haven't got them then this isn't the right place for you.

All the best

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You have 3 friends only pics and no profile.

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"You have 3 friends only pics and no profile.

Well put Lorraine xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure "

Final boarding at gate 3

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

"
. He is upset as its not gate 69

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69"

Not sure if he’d wait that long

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Did you think you would be knee deep in clunge with in the first week of joining during a global pandemic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in the middle of a pandemic where we're not allowed to meet people for sex, and like others have said your profile is very low effort.

What exactly were you expecting?

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69

Not sure if he’d wait that long

"
.

i dont think so either

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

If we fill the thread with shite do you think he will be happy

First to 175

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This has to be a joke.

Nobody would really throw a sulk because nobody would meet them during a time people haven't been allowed to meet

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"We're in the middle of a pandemic where we're not allowed to meet people for sex, and like others have said your profile is very low effort.

What exactly were you expecting?

Exactly Rach

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By *uck_NorrisMan
over a year ago

swansea

If it gets to 175 I'll do a social and buy him coffee or tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be a joke.

Nobody would really throw a sulk because nobody would meet them during a time people haven't been allowed to meet

Didn't you know this is instashag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69"

pmsl

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Adiós Amigo - good luck with whatever you move into.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP. It hasn't helped joining in what has been a pandemic on a global scale.

People just haven't been meeting and even the most experienced people on here and elsewhere have gone through the same drought of non-meeting.

But from your perspective, be honest with yourself and look at your profile. If someone was looking for a guy, in non-COVID times but all they can see of you is Zero public pictures, and only half a dozen words to describe yourself, then what does it tell them?

Look at other guys profiles, or seek out similar posts in the Forum Pages index to get some ideas.

It can work, but it's your efforts that count the most.

Good Luck.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69

Not sure if he’d wait that long

Unexpected item in bagging area.

Shit, wrong announcement!

Unattended profiles may be removed and destroyed by the security services

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"This has to be a joke.

Nobody would really throw a sulk because nobody would meet them during a time people haven't been allowed to meet

Your videos are fantastic they make me chuckle...keep them coming xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you think you would be knee deep in clunge with in the first week of joining during a global pandemic ? "

Some say that's the opportune time for attracting your desired sex..and that faceless empty profile are the way to do.

All we know he's not called the Stig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69

Not sure if he’d wait that long

Unexpected item in bagging area.

Shit, wrong announcement!

Unattended profiles may be removed and destroyed by the security services

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"This isnt an airport so no need to announce your departure

Final boarding at gate 3

4,5 and 6

. He is upset as its not gate 69

Not sure if he’d wait that long

Unexpected item in bagging area.

Shit, wrong announcement!

Unattended profiles may be removed and destroyed by the security services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joins during a pandemic whare it illegal to meet and can be fined up two £1000 got to say no cock worth that price

Next all ur pics are locked behind freands only sorry but Most people don’t want to need to freand people to see what they look like body wise

No content on profile at all Nothing about what ur looking for and what ur likes / dislikes are sorry most people don’t want to be pink pong message around for days to find out your not on the same page as them

Honestly dosent make me or uther want to drop they kickers for you

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

"Haven’t met one person yet either I’m doing something wrong or I’ve got two heads , anyway I’m leaving fed up with people asking me what I’m going to do to them, Goodbye and good luck x"
you joking our kid stick with its. patience is a virtue

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Before you go, what are you going to do to me?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I love the green arrow...OP you are funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest...."

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

30 minutes and still not deleted?

U Ok hun?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers "

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers "

You mean that's NOT how it works??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

I know, I know. You'll get your damn plug woman, don't worry! Now stop talking and eat my knickers

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

Mmmmm you naughty pair aren’t helping OP with his crisis, please return to the matter in hand please and tell him it will be ok

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

I know, I know. You'll get your damn plug woman, don't worry! Now stop talking and eat my knickers

*Incomprehensible muffled noises as she whizzes across the shiny airport floor, pulling wheelies*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this was some insightful commentary.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

Mmmmm you naughty pair aren’t helping OP with his crisis, please return to the matter in hand please and tell him it will be ok

Fuck my ass

+ middle finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

"
#slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

I know, I know. You'll get your damn plug woman, don't worry! Now stop talking and eat my knickers

*Incomprehensible muffled noises as she whizzes across the shiny airport floor, pulling wheelies*

How can I eat your pussy if you insist on doing wheelie's? Do I need to tie you to something again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this was some insightful commentary.

"
a big hello Molly. wishing you are well. Xx

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

It’s shiny too, will be extra slippy once we all get excited! I’m secretly hoping for a cavity search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

Mmmmm you naughty pair aren’t helping OP with his crisis, please return to the matter in hand please and tell him it will be ok

Fuck my ass

+ middle finger "

What she said! Now let's find someone to fuck that arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

It’s shiny too, will be extra slippy once we all get excited! I’m secretly hoping for a cavity search

We have a cavity here that needs searching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

It’s shiny too, will be extra slippy once we all get excited! I’m secretly hoping for a cavity search

We have a cavity here that needs searching

"
if you insist.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

Mmmmm you naughty pair aren’t helping OP with his crisis, please return to the matter in hand please and tell him it will be ok

Fuck my ass

+ middle finger

What she said! Now let's find someone to fuck that arse

I'm like a Pokemon, gotta catch me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will Fab cope? Should we hold a 2 minutes’ silence?

Sounds a bit like attention-seeking to be honest....

Of course, he's hoping all the ladies will now drop their knickers

Sparkles, kindly remove your knickers from my face and replace them upon your arse. This is a public departure lounge and no, you cannot join the Mile High Club here! Tart

Damnit! Can I shove them in your mouth and use them as a gag while I go down on you again instead? We have ages until our departure

If you insist, but please do remember we haven't been to the Duty Free yet. I need a plug converter for my wand

Oooh get a room !!

Why? The airport floor is much more fun

Mmmmm you naughty pair aren’t helping OP with his crisis, please return to the matter in hand please and tell him it will be ok

Fuck my ass

+ middle finger

What she said! Now let's find someone to fuck that arse

I'm like a Pokemon, gotta catch me first

I don't need to catch you, I'll just flutter my eyelashes and stick my tongue out, you'll come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help if I can ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !"

Maybe it was our filthy airport shenanigans that done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

Don't lie, it's not lube

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

Sorry couldn’t help it...Tenna man needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !

Maybe it was our filthy airport shenanigans that done it "

You think?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again "

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !

Maybe it was our filthy airport shenanigans that done it

You think?

we can't help it, us women are just filthy, horny buggers that have to go when the mood takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !

Maybe it was our filthy airport shenanigans that done it

You think?

we can't help it, us women are just filthy, horny buggers that have to go when the mood takes us "

Take me? Did you say take me?

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again? "

I can think of better things to put in it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again? "

Bend over Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the been best part of an hour since he posted his intentions, but yet the account remains..... !

Maybe it was our filthy airport shenanigans that done it

You think?

we can't help it, us women are just filthy, horny buggers that have to go when the mood takes us

Take me? Did you say take me?

Baby, I'll take you all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Leave it out yes he's got no ball.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

You missed and put it up me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

Of course

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

Have we all completed the risk and method statement? I hate to be a bore but OP may need us all to complete before this online flirting, might get a profile face pic if we're lucky.

Has anyone cleaned the floor of lube yet?

Just can't get the staff, are there any subs in this thread willing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

"
With pleasure. May I clean it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

With pleasure. May I clean it for you "

Go for it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we all completed the risk and method statement? I hate to be a bore but OP may need us all to complete before this online flirting, might get a profile face pic if we're lucky.

Has anyone cleaned the floor of lube yet?

Just can't get the staff, are there any subs in this thread willing? "

It's not lube but nope, the floor is still very wet. Could be made wetter soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

mmmmm hold still this may tickle a little

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

With pleasure. May I clean it for you

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Janitor required outside duty free*

Lube spillage

That’s not lube

Dirty boy! We told you to use the toilets

mmmmm hold still this may tickle a little

He was aiming for your face but you moved again

My hand luggage has been confiscated. The 10" metal dildo didn't pass muster

Wanna hide it up my arse again?

Bend over Sparkles

As you wish

Ooooft it's all slippery, I need a hand

Sure we can find a lovely person to help us

Give us a hand would you?

With pleasure. May I clean it for you

Go for it

Mmmm Hold still this may tickle a little

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps? "

You aren’t a TV

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps? "

I was due a facial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

I was due a facial

Perfect!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

I was due a facial

Be my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

You aren’t a TV

No..... your point?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

You aren’t a TV

No..... your point? "

OP isn't getting a BJ, just the security guard, don't worry

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

You aren’t a TV

No..... your point? "

Green arrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

You aren’t a TV

No..... your point?

Green arrow!!"

Ahhh!!!!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"The security guard says he's going to kick us out for public indecency. D'ya think we can bribe him? OP is taking a LONG time to pass through customs

Suck his cock and see if it helps?

You aren’t a TV

No..... your point?

Green arrow!!

Ahhh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Op... A Profile picture at last

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

I've slipped over on the wet floor, I've injured myself slipping in someone's cum, making me naked and slippy - happens more often than you think - can someone lick me and identify it as theirs please? No need to take it one at a time. Thank you x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've slipped over on the wet floor, I've injured myself slipping in someone's cum, making me naked and slippy - happens more often than you think - can someone lick me and identify it as theirs please? No need to take it one at a time. Thank you x"

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Like your style Kinky.....nothing to see here orificer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great news, another man gone. Only 17,488 to go before I am the one and only male left. Surely then I might get some interest from the ladies.......plus they'll be no men left to ask me if they can suck my cock. Win win.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that"

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that"

Don’t put it away Sparkle it’s a wonderful arse xx

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

That's just going to make it all more slippy darling - are we insured for this debauchery? Honestly I'm ok if not, OP may disagree but I say - let's go Cisco x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Don’t put it away Sparkle it’s a wonderful arse xx "

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Great news, another man gone. Only 17,488 to go before I am the one and only male left. Surely then I might get some interest from the ladies.......plus they'll be no men left to ask me if they can suck my cock. Win win."

Haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

That's just going to make it all more slippy darling - are we insured for this debauchery? Honestly I'm ok if not, OP may disagree but I say - let's go Cisco x"

Sod the insurance, we'll make cum Angels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

That's just going to make it all more slippy darling - are we insured for this debauchery? Honestly I'm ok if not, OP may disagree but I say - let's go Cisco x"

This is all OP's fault! None of this would be happening if he'd just taken his leave, as he stated he would. We cannot be held responsible

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

That's just going to make it all more slippy darling - are we insured for this debauchery? Honestly I'm ok if not, OP may disagree but I say - let's go Cisco x

This is all OP's fault! None of this would be happening if he'd just taken his leave, as he stated he would. We cannot be held responsible

That works for me, I suspect one of us might well be the judge in the case so.. let's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

Delightful

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"No public photos and nothing in your description. We're you expecting people to drop their pants for a faceless profile in the middle of a global pandemic?

Patience and effort are required. If you haven't got them then this isn't the right place for you.

All the best "

Another guy expecting this to be Instashag.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

still here

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"No public photos and nothing in your description. We're you expecting people to drop their pants for a faceless profile in the middle of a global pandemic?

Patience and effort are required. If you haven't got them then this isn't the right place for you.

All the best

Another guy expecting this to be Instashag. "

Oh no isn’t it...I want my money back....

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

I didn't cum on that part of the floor so wasn't me but happy to help with the licking

That's just going to make it all more slippy darling - are we insured for this debauchery? Honestly I'm ok if not, OP may disagree but I say - let's go Cisco x

Sod the insurance, we'll make cum Angels

Please everyone here - can I be gaffer taped at the waist to this goddess sexy lady, put in the next bed available flight from gate 69 so we can work out if we want to come back .. ever.. after breakfast - somewhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

You might need to resuscitate him...he has probably drowned when making cum angels

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

I've peaked, as normal with guys in a sex scene with many girls and guys and couples getting messy, the ladies will no doubt go till dawn, (is anyone here called Dawn?).

I may well get a second wind, until then, this has been hysterical and I enjoyed meeting you all here- till covid fucks off and hopefully see you in the flesh, Jxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might need to resuscitate him...he has probably drowned when making cum angels

So snog him again yeah?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

The OP is online - do you think he's fapping along to this or really pissed off that we stole his thunder?!

Let's whip our shirts off and jiggle boobs in random men's faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've peaked, as normal with guys in a sex scene with many girls and guys and couples getting messy, the ladies will no doubt go till dawn, (is anyone here called Dawn?).

I may well get a second wind, until then, this has been hysterical and I enjoyed meeting you all here- till covid fucks off and hopefully see you in the flesh, Jxx

thank you for your contribution, good night

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"You might need to resuscitate him...he has probably drowned when making cum angels

So snog him again yeah? "

Yeah...that should do the trick x

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

The OP is online - do you think he's fapping along to this or really pissed off that we stole his thunder?!

Let's whip our shirts off and jiggle boobs in random men's faces

Can't find the book jiggling emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

The OP is online - do you think he's fapping along to this or really pissed off that we stole his thunder?!

Let's whip our shirts off and jiggle boobs in random men's faces

He's probably having a wank to our orgy, getting boobs out now

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

The OP is online - do you think he's fapping along to this or really pissed off that we stole his thunder?!

Let's whip our shirts off and jiggle boobs in random men's faces

Can't find the book jiggling emoji

Boob

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You might need to resuscitate him...he has probably drowned when making cum angels

So snog him again yeah?

Yeah...that should do the trick x"

We wore him out, he's gone to bed

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"You might need to resuscitate him...he has probably drowned when making cum angels

So snog him again yeah?

Yeah...that should do the trick x

We wore him out, he's gone to bed "

Jiggle away ladies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Centralscots and Sparkles - yummy boobage

James might have another go left in him yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x"

I've put my pants back on, I got told off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're allowed to stay, so long as Sparkles puts her arse away and Gent agrees not to piss on the floor. I'll just sit here with my tits out so we don't draw too much attention

Why do I have to put my arse away?

I'm offended by that

Shush, it's just till we make it to the gate

If I sit on your lap, they won't see it

Excellent idea, hop on board. Sorry if my nipples poke you in the eye

That's okay, I'll just pop them in my mouth and you can use your hands to cover my arse

Nip slip

The best kind of slip

Is it departure time yet, or do we have time to be bent over the seating?!

There's always time for that

Sparkles, there's a man taped to you, he appears to be in some distress. Please remove your knickers from his mouth

He's fine but if I must

Well then James, your next move?!

Think he may be a little tied up

The OP is online - do you think he's fapping along to this or really pissed off that we stole his thunder?!

Let's whip our shirts off and jiggle boobs in random men's faces

Can't find the book jiggling emoji

Boob

Boobs!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x

I've put my pants back on, I got told off

Did you get your gorgeous bottom smacked as well

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x

I've put my pants back on, I got told off

Mfffph mmpf mmmmphh (thats muffled speak for: if you have put your pants back on, who's are these in my mouth?)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x

I've put my pants back on, I got told off

Mfffph mmpf mmmmphh (thats muffled speak for: if you have put your pants back on, who's are these in my mouth?)"

He's all yours Sparkles

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Oh my god I was typing. Pants in my mouth and attached in bondage for your group pleasure may well revive me x

I've put my pants back on, I got told off

Mfffph mmpf mmmmphh (thats muffled speak for: if you have put your pants back on, who's are these in my mouth?)"

Sorry I knew I’d forgotten something

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

Has died of sex and I told you we should have been insured! My mum is going to kill me, so dead twice

Gentleman55, please keep the male end up and do us all proud!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Has died of sex and I told you we should have been insured! My mum is going to kill me, so dead twice

Gentleman55, please keep the male end up and do us all proud! "

I’ll try my best old boy keeping the end up is the least of my worries these day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well, the departure is still delayed. It might be an overnight stopover until the plane can leave the tarmac

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Oh no don’t say the tarmac has been lubed as well x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Adiós Amigo - good luck with whatever you move into."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it another 3 months OP. You never know, we might go into lockdown again and if you keep your profile it'll save you having to come up with a name for a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it gets to 175 I'll do a social and buy him coffee or tea "

Will there there be cake? Love a bit of Coffee cake with my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only credible way to do a goodbye thread is:

a) to be a regular poster

B) to go unlos immediately

Anything else I feel is disingenuous or attention seeking.....

"GOODBYE FRIEND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only credible way to do a goodbye thread is:

a) to be a regular poster

B) to go unlos immediately

Anything else I feel is disingenuous or attention seeking.....

"GOODBYE FRIEND

Imagine there being a ‘credible way’ to post a goodbye message on a forum full of random people

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm just helping this thread get to the magical 175 number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only credible way to do a goodbye thread is:

a) to be a regular poster

B) to go unlos immediately

Anything else I feel is disingenuous or attention seeking.....

"GOODBYE FRIEND

Imagine there being a ‘credible way’ to post a goodbye message on a forum full of random people

By that I meant I see loads from ppl what are either definitely not going or have nobody to say goodbye to, everything on fab is credible to an extent, even my sarcasm.....

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Go on Nippy ..do the right thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a snickers, OP or take a nap....you're being over-emotional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on Nippy ..do the right thing "

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here then eh?

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