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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would I know it was you I was talking to just by using my other senses?

Love and peace

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Big knockers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would I know it was you I was talking to just by using my other senses?

Love and peace

My manly shoulders and big hsnds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd check the direction of your knees

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve often wondered if more blind people are bisexual as a lot of sexual attraction comes from how people look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big knockers. "

I would have to feel em you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would I know it was you I was talking to just by using my other senses?

Love and peace

My manly shoulders and big hsnds "

Don’t crush my hand when we shake them then

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life"

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd go Tick Tock, feel my Clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd check the direction of your knees "

Our usual greeting then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve often wondered if more blind people are bisexual as a lot of sexual attraction comes from how people look. "

I’m not really blind you know

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

If you were blind I would look after you you would know it's me x but you are not blind praise the lord x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life"

This would work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea "

Fish smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying "

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I’ve often wondered if more blind people are bisexual as a lot of sexual attraction comes from how people look.

I’m not really blind you know

You just get dressed in the dark?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go Tick Tock, feel my Clock

Ah so that was you last time?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

You sound.... cavernous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea

Fish smell?

Maybe. I love scampi and lemon nik naks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northern Irish accent maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The stench "

That’s what attracted me to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

You sound.... cavernous! "

I sure am. It's so homely though so don't be too scared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were blind I would look after you you would know it's me x but you are not blind praise the lord x"

What could I use as my stick?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you were blind I would look after you you would know it's me x but you are not blind praise the lord x

What could I use as my stick?

Filth your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stench

That’s what attracted me to you

Everyone loves the smell of a stale, left over chippy from two days ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

Could I stay 2 nights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cop a feel of my arse I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea

Fish smell?

Maybe. I love scampi and lemon nik naks"

That’s what you call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea

Fish smell?

Maybe. I love scampi and lemon nik naks

That’s what you call it

Always been my excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

Could I stay 2 nights?

You can stay as long as you want

I might have to stick a tube up your ass though to help you breathe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The stench

That’s what attracted me to you

Everyone loves the smell of a stale, left over chippy from two days ago

I love that natural curry sauce smell that you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were blind I would look after you you would know it's me x but you are not blind praise the lord x

What could I use as my stick?

Filth your cock and my hand "

Ooohhh I say

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would say “oi it’s me Sandy” and you would know instantly it was me Sandy

peace and light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cop a feel of my arse I suppose

Yes I could guess it was you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was blind, I’d fall into a cavern of tits and come out sucking my thumb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Northern Irish accent maybe "

So it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea

Fish smell?

Maybe. I love scampi and lemon nik naks

That’s what you call it

Always been my excuse

I’ll use this excuse the next time the water gets cut off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would put your head in my vagina

Peace and life

That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying

I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied

Could I stay 2 nights?

You can stay as long as you want

I might have to stick a tube up your ass though to help you breathe "

Just a little drinking straw please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You'd know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the one speaking 100 mph in an accent you don't understand.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Big knockers. "

They do look even more huge in your newest pic.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bird's nest on my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd know. "

Stop trying to stick things up my sheriffs badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the one speaking 100 mph in an accent you don't understand. "

Och aye the noo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You'd know.

Stop trying to stick things up my sheriffs badge

It's how you'd recognise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can body sign on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the one speaking 100 mph in an accent you don't understand.

Och aye the noo

Scratch that then, I didn't realise you were fluent

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Emmm I think you would know me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bird's nest on my head. "

Is worth 2 in a Bush

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'd know it was you by your smelly dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can body sign on you "

Yes this would work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the one speaking 100 mph in an accent you don't understand.

Och aye the noo

Scratch that then, I didn't realise you were fluent

I know you already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emmm I think you would know me

I can’t deny this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd know it was you by your smelly dick

Errr it was washed last week thank you very much

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd know it was you by your smelly dick

Errr it was washed last week thank you very much

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be able to feel my halo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd know it was you by your smelly dick

Errr it was washed last week thank you very much

Why

Cause you told me to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd know it was you by your smelly dick

Errr it was washed last week thank you very much

Why

Cause you told me to

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would I know it was you I was talking to just by using my other senses?

Love and peace

I smell gorgeous all the time, that’s how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't know, that's half the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By listening to my voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be able to feel my halo

Can I search for more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wouldn't know, that's half the fun

Would you let me feed the horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you

Assuming your not deaf as well as blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By listening to my voice."

Barry White?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd tell you

Assuming your not deaf as well as blind"

Eh, what, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd probably slip up in the trail of fanny juice that follows me.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The smell of woman Stanley! Woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The smell of woman Stanley! Woman!"

You know how to press all the right buttons Granny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The smell of woman Stanley! Woman!

You know how to press all the right buttons Granny

"
hilda

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'd got you to hold your hand out in front of you and drop an ebay boob in each one of them and then say hi to you in my incredibly un-female like voice

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I'd let you shake my wand...

Oh did I mention I have a wand and can travel...

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Puts professional hat on:

You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.

However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts professional hat on:

You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.

However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well."

Hi, I’m Mother Theresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Puts professional hat on:

You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.

However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well."

But I’ve heard your voice so I’d recognise you straight away

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t think anyone else sounds quite this ‘boddingtons’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be my Geordie accent and pure filth that comes out of my gob when it opens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate "

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t think anyone else sounds quite this ‘boddingtons’

Ee bar gum our kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe. "

No heckle kid

My opinion

Red stripe! you skint lad

Mad on a forum are you yerr

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accent and laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My accent "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By listening to my voice.

Barry White?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.

No heckle kid

My opinion

Red stripe! you skint lad

Mad on a forum are you yerr

Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My accent "

I love a Yorkshire accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Accent and laughter

Are you a cockernay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would know it was me by just my presence

you would feel it in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.

No heckle kid

My opinion

Red stripe! you skint lad

Mad on a forum are you yerr

Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation??? "

No?

Ur a Proper bacon kid

U keep tryin t make urself feel better

we all no ur on ur lazzies

U wana talk face t face give me an address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.

No heckle kid

My opinion

Red stripe! you skint lad

Mad on a forum are you yerr

Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation???

No?

Ur a Proper bacon kid

U keep tryin t make urself feel better

we all no ur on ur lazzies

U wana talk face t face give me an address "

Oh dear

I don’t understand that language????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb

Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate

I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.

No heckle kid

My opinion

Red stripe! you skint lad

Mad on a forum are you yerr

Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation???

No?

Ur a Proper bacon kid

U keep tryin t make urself feel better

we all no ur on ur lazzies

U wana talk face t face give me an address

Oh dear

I don’t understand that language????"

Haha

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Puts professional hat on:

You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.

However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well.

Hi, I’m Mother Theresa "

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Puts professional hat on:

You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.

However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well.

But I’ve heard your voice so I’d recognise you straight away

Exactly. I'm unique

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