FabSwingers.com forum: What do you want

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To slap my colleague.

Good thing the meeting is via skype

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To slap my colleague.

Good thing the meeting is via skype"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

Oh that sounds perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddles "

Yeah this virtual hug malarkey doesn’t work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

Oh that sounds perfect x"

A bath and a snuggle is probably my lot for tonight...but I'll make do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

Oh that sounds perfect x

A bath and a snuggle is probably my lot for tonight...but I'll make do

The snuggle could turn into a shag

. Ya ever know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles and hair strokes and not to feel so fucking shitty about myself all the time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?"

'xxxx' = haven't made my mind up with who ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?

'xxxx' = haven't made my mind up with who ..."

I have and mines ‘xxxx’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddles and hair strokes and not to feel so fucking shitty about myself all the time xx"

We all do that

. I’ve been a bit like that lately. Need a kick up the arse!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The 18 days I should have had in Italy! Ain’t happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want covid to do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

Oh that sounds perfect x

A bath and a snuggle is probably my lot for tonight...but I'll make do

The snuggle could turn into a shag

. Ya ever know "

Fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The 18 days I should have had in Italy! Ain’t happening

I feel you. Had to cancel mine too. You will do it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?

'xxxx' = haven't made my mind up with who ...

I have and mines ‘xxxx’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good nights sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot bath

Roast dinner (lamb) and a bottle of red

Snuggles and a shag

Sleep

Oh that sounds perfect x

A bath and a snuggle is probably my lot for tonight...but I'll make do

The snuggle could turn into a shag

. Ya ever know

Fingers crossed!

Mine are crossed for you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The 18 days I should have had in Italy! Ain’t happening

I'm sorry to read this DC, that's really crap x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want covid to do one

Oh god yeah. We all want that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers to pay Invoices on time as I have a lovehoney shopping cart to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like for my day to finish at 5pm...not freaking midnight like it seems it will be

Could do with a soundproof room to go and silently scream in, so i don't upset next doors builders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be in a hot tub with a hot couple

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I want to see and hug my daughter who lives abroad ..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"The 18 days I should have had in Italy! Ain’t happening

I'm sorry to read this DC, that's really crap x"

I know Meli but next year hopefully x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to see and hug my daughter who lives abroad .. "

Hope you get to do that soon. That must be hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Customers to pay Invoices on time as I have a lovehoney shopping cart to finish

Ooo what are you buying? I am eyeing up the more expensive womaniser !!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I would like for my day to finish at 5pm...not freaking midnight like it seems it will be

Could do with a soundproof room to go and silently scream in, so i don't upset next doors builders! "

You do have a fetish for midnight activity!

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By *ozzie78Man
over a year ago

bedford

Just got home so shower and a cheeky rub

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Right now, I'd love to hear a partner's day went well, I'm just waiting for that. I'd also love a bubble bath and a Big Mac.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Right now?"

A big fat McDonald's, I've been on a diet for a few weeks and I'm craving me some junk food

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Thanks That means a lot.. .. yes it is a tad ..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Food but I'm waiting on an important call and I can't answer hanging off the end of half an avocado

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now?

A big fat McDonald's, I've been on a diet for a few weeks and I'm craving me some junk food"

I had one at lunchtime

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

World peace, an end to child poverty and a cheeky glass of a nice red wine.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

A job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady or a couple to be intrested it's been a tough day at work x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A job.

Ach Stingly. Fingers crossed you're able to find a job soon x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

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By *ischiefmanaged90Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

To find a dominatrix to introduce me to that side of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, so, so much, but I will settle for a dry pair of socks as I have a hole in my shoe and I stepped in a puddle. Or a new pair of shoes maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Customers to pay Invoices on time as I have a lovehoney shopping cart to finish

Ooo what are you buying? I am eyeing up the more expensive womaniser !! "

Ill have a look at that

Mines corsets and suspenders for a burlesque night

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Slush and filth...or maybe filth and slush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slush and filth...or maybe filth and slush

Sounds good whichever way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle, not just any cuddle but an entire day and night of snuggles.

Take away, sofa, film and cuddles and maybe a really good cry.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The only one who can give me that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rumble in a jungle after my day....big flooded river and almost impenetrable woodland..but once on my hands n knees it was all good

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

An MFM. It's been too long and I'm feeling particularly in need of it today

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long luscious kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddles and hair strokes and not to feel so fucking shitty about myself all the time xx

We all do that

. I’ve been a bit like that lately. Need a kick up the arse!"

Yup it's hard xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw my laptop in this clients head since they can’t make up the work god damn mind and won’t get of this zoom call

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Long luscious kisses.

Sent some

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Naked cuddles leading to some lazy Sunday morning type sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a coffee and a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my inbox to be filled with boobs, bums and vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our annual 14 days on Spain’s paradise coast xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice thick 9" cock please!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

A cup of tea with milk and sugar and some nice large boobies to lean on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxxx is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice massage

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By *rotic funMan
over a year ago

Pinner

Fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake served by an Italian lady in lingerie

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

A long passionate kiss......

"Just kiss me hard like you did at the start,"

"Kiss me hard just like I'm breaking your heart." Pale Waves - "Kiss."

A bath - that one is more of a reality today! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddles "

U look and sound sexy in your voice clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one person that completes me.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long luscious kisses.

Sent some

"
Received and much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A long afternoon filled with naked spooning, kissing and sex.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

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By *panishbull90Man
over a year ago

rochdale

"Our annual 14 days on Spain’s paradise coast xx"

Where about? Alicante ones are my specialty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Chinese food and a blanket

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?"

To not be at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my inbox to be filled with boobs, bums and vag

Don't all rush at once

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India. "

Disputed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else to cook dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Jo’s parents to hurry up and get in their car!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my uniform off, shower and a hot cup of coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Right now?"

To murder the pup. He’s eaten my dog walking wellies - not his brightest move!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Right now?"
2nd helping of dinner and a nap on the sofa or a good hand job

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed? "

What is?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

To be Madonna.

To qualify the above statement, I was on a conference call a few hours ago and I haven’t taken my headset off

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed?

What is? "

Kashmir (India vs Pakistan). We (the British) left each side a different map when we foxtrot oscared and they’ve been fighting over it ever since.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"To be Madonna.

To qualify the above statement, I was on a conference call a few hours ago and I haven’t taken my headset off "

Some of the staff at my work use headsets. The mean buggers won’t let me borrow one so I can vogue! I’ve been practicing the moves and everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed?

What is?

Kashmir (India vs Pakistan). We (the British) left each side a different map when we foxtrot oscared and they’ve been fighting over it ever since. "

And I’m from Kashmir. Seen it all first hand what a line can create.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

"To be Madonna.

To qualify the above statement, I was on a conference call a few hours ago and I haven’t taken my headset off

Some of the staff at my work use headsets. The mean buggers won’t let me borrow one so I can vogue! I’ve been practicing the moves and everything!

Well you’re not having mine!!!

Strike a pose

(Vogue)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Indian head massage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed?

What is?

Kashmir (India vs Pakistan). We (the British) left each side a different map when we foxtrot oscared and they’ve been fighting over it ever since. "

55% controlled by India though which means my meal tonight will be Indian.

Lord, why did I comment?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Indian head massage"

Are you quite sure it’s Indian Swing?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"To be Madonna.

To qualify the above statement, I was on a conference call a few hours ago and I haven’t taken my headset off

Some of the staff at my work use headsets. The mean buggers won’t let me borrow one so I can vogue! I’ve been practicing the moves and everything!

Well you’re not having mine!!!

Strike a pose

(Vogue)

You’re just frightened of the competition!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed?

What is?

Kashmir (India vs Pakistan). We (the British) left each side a different map when we foxtrot oscared and they’ve been fighting over it ever since.

And I’m from Kashmir. Seen it all first hand what a line can create. "

Worked out of muzaffarabad for a few years back along. Such a beautiful region, crap roads mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chiropractor to click me like a glow stick.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Indian head massage

Are you quite sure it’s Indian Swing?

It's probably derivative but that's what they call it

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

Rampant, passionate, sensual sex

...the kind where nothing exists apart from each other

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Rampant, passionate, sensual sex

...the kind where nothing exists apart from each other "

That sounds good.

And cuddling too! I really want a long lingering, snuggle up and stroke me type cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new fwb

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

To go home. Stuck at work

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

A massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night in my partners bed. It's more comfy than mine!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Indian head massage

Are you quite sure it’s Indian Swing?

It's probably derivative but that's what they call it

The same applies to my dinner

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

A new ankle, not sure what I've done but it bloody hurts, currently got an ice pack on it

Lou x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Shish tauk and naan, gym, blow job, hot chocolate, early night, ... in that order.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Fooooood....hank marvin!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Indian head massage

Are you quite sure it’s Indian Swing?

It's probably derivative but that's what they call it

The same applies to my dinner

Hey, if it works

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A date "

30th August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?

'xxxx' = haven't made my mind up with who ...

I have and mines ‘xxxx’"

That shitty Australian lager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I want Jo’s parents to hurry up and get in their car!!!

Have they gone?

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

ludlow

To wind back the clock 6 months and bring back all those things we are all missing so much. And of course the people we are missing!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To be naked in bed with xxxx and kissing, touching and stroking

I don’t know that person. Are they nice?

'xxxx' = haven't made my mind up with who ...

I have and mines ‘xxxx’

That shitty Australian lager?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope you all get what you want and more besides!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you all get what you want and more besides!

Hope you do too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you all get what you want and more besides!

Hope you do too x"

Thanks Adam. You’re so lovely and such a great friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Indian dinner but it’s too early. I’m counting the minutes

I bet its not Indian

It definitely is

Prove it, whats it called ?

It will be a Rogan Josh. A tradition Kashmir dish

That wasn't even hard. so you are having a Kashmiri Dinner tonight

Kashmir, India.

Disputed?

What is? "

The origins of your dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some haribos, hang on. I have some in the cupboards. I will have few gummy bears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy some haribos, hang on. I have some in the cupboards. I will have few gummy bears

I honestly don’t see the fascination with those. (Sorry shag!). They’re awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy some haribos, hang on. I have some in the cupboards. I will have few gummy bears

I honestly don’t see the fascination with those. (Sorry shag!). They’re awful! "
That is fine, they are very tasty

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By *hooey013Man
over a year ago

wellingborough

Just don’t eat the sugar free Gummy Bears

If you’ve never seen the amusing reviews on Amazon for them, turns out they are a terrible laxative with quite dire results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing against the wind

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By *hooey013Man
over a year ago

wellingborough

Can’t you just cut out the middle man and invoice your clients directly in Love Honey dildos

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

To finish work! It's about time they brought some of these people back off furlough instead of me doing more and more unpaid overtime to keep on top of things

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By *hooey013Man
over a year ago

wellingborough

"Customers to pay Invoices on time as I have a lovehoney shopping cart to finish

Can’t you just cut out the middle man and invoice your clients directly in Love Honey dildos

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Mother nature has gone so I want the hubby home from work, showered and on that bed

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By *hooey013Man
over a year ago

wellingborough

To know how to delete my first posts in this thread where I didn’t link them to the quote.

Complete school boy forum newbie error, you wouldn’t think I have 25yrs experience in IT

And why don’t they have the ‘putting your head in your palm’ emoji or in my case slapping myself as hard in the face as I can for being a complete twat badger again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To know how to delete my first posts in this thread where I didn’t link them to the quote.

Complete school boy forum newbie error, you wouldn’t think I have 25yrs experience in IT

And why don’t they have the ‘putting your head in your palm’ emoji or in my case slapping myself as hard in the face as I can for being a complete twat badger again

We were all new once. Everyone does it

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

To lose about half a stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's a secret..shhh;)

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

Kings Lynn

Cam or phone fun with a couple would go down very well right now...!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Big spoon to cuddle into

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Moreno0969 and his belt would do nicely

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Moreno0969 and his belt would do nicely

Oh my

well who am i to deny ypu that

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

A more solid pillow and a lower tog duvet!!! Damn... I'm getting old!!! Pmpl!!!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

This night shift to end right now!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A more solid pillow and a lower tog duvet!!! Damn... I'm getting old!!! Pmpl!!!

Try a memory foam pillow? Expensive, but so worth it if you get the right one

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I know, I had one before but it lost its memory and decided to smother me!!! Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I know, I had one before but it lost its memory and decided to smother me!!! Lol"

Dreams have a good selection.

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Dreams can soooo turn into nightmares!!! Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dreams can soooo turn into nightmares!!! Lol"

Haha! Shop, silly man!

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Lol, the bed manufacturers should join forces... SILENT the EMMA as she has a DREAM and loses her TEMPUR!!! LOL!!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lol, the bed manufacturers should join forces... SILENT the EMMA as she has a DREAM and loses her TEMPUR!!! LOL!!!

Please stop now!

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

What? Bed time already?!?! Lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What? Bed time already?!?! Lol"

I'm going back to bed!

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hmmmmm.... bed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooler weather, less humidity, cuddled up with K... maybe some pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibbles and some sleep.

Got the nibbles sorted..... Just the other bit is not forthcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Son back

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My Son back"

This must be such a difficult time. I am so sorry for your loss of your son xxx

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Right now?"
a hand job

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Spooning and sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spooning and sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I want you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good snog....

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Spooning and sex"
can we fit in a hand job

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spooning and sex can we fit in a hand job

I'd think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About £20,000 would sort me right out right now

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Spooning and sex can we fit in a hand job

I'd think so

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them let’s head out for drinks as it’s sunny

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