FabSwingers.com forum: A customer just flash me her pussy.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She got no knickers on and she as flash me Two time . Do you think it will be ok to touch, it look nice and wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a fellow plumber you go boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a fellow plumber you go boy!!!"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you carefully thought it through. Weighed up the pros and cons. Had a long hard look at yourself and thought 'is this what I really want?'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone the police.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Have you carefully thought it through. Weighed up the pros and cons. Had a long hard look at yourself and thought 'is this what I really want?'

Arresting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**cue the "boom chika wah wahhhhh" porn music *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it, grab that flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you carefully thought it through. Weighed up the pros and cons. Had a long hard look at yourself and thought 'is this what I really want?'

Arresting?"

That is definetly a big con and should be at the top of the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen"

. This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be to ask for consent to touch her....

Surely this is obvious?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wash your hands first if you’ve been unblocking her toilet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My advice would be to ask for consent to touch her....

Surely this is obvious?

But it looks wet and inviting. Like a fresh puddle before pond scum begins to gather on it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Looking and touching are two very different things. Giving you a good view is not permission to touch. In your position I would just get hands on straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sanctimonious people of the forums please step forward

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen"

A night in the cells and a lifetime on the register?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice would be to ask for consent to touch her....

Surely this is obvious?

But it looks wet and inviting. Like a fresh puddle before pond scum begins to gather on it "

You know how to make a woman moist Peach...

such a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a look, can comment on it too but no touching mate.

Just flashing you may be her only fantasy and not anything more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"excuse me madam, can I touch your pussy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

A night in the cells and a lifetime on the register?

Corgi register?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who's run a sex shop for the last 20 years i can tell you from plenty of personal experience you will always know when you can touch and when you can't..anyway who gets to the stage of being physical without speaking and a bit of banter anyway??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

""excuse me madam, can I touch your pussy?" "

"Yo, Lord Flashheart. Did you mean to show me yer Mary, coz it's got me weak at the big brain and I wouldn’t mind cradling it in man hands"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says you can, otherwise you are on dodgy grounds pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sanctimonious people of the forums please step forward"

I hang my head

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

""excuse me madam, can I touch your pussy?"

"Yo, Lord Flashheart. Did you mean to show me yer Mary, coz it's got me weak at the big brain and I wouldn’t mind cradling it in man hands""

Woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""excuse me madam, can I touch your pussy?"

"Yo, Lord Flashheart. Did you mean to show me yer Mary, coz it's got me weak at the big brain and I wouldn’t mind cradling it in man hands""

"hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote"

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Check for cameras , if not record it

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By *haggynMuffCouple
over a year ago

Kidlington oxtord

Comment on the view and see how she reacts.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Wash your hands first if you’ve been unblocking her toilet "

Maybe it's some other pipes she is after unblocked

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By *litstimulousMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Get your plunger out son and go for it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo he's been quiet for twenty minutes ...I wonder what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo he's been quiet for twenty minutes ...I wonder what happened

A hot policewoman has just handcuffed him. Now he'a thinking should he touch her stab vest.

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By *ete1260Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

A night in the cells and a lifetime on the register?

Corgi register? "
It's GasSafe now isn't it ?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Get your plunger out son and go for it. "

Would be nice to think that he did and she is now checking out his ballcock.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s her pipes that need sorting, not her vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she REALLY....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she REALLY....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she flash from 2 meters away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I noticed you had a rather nice pussy. Mind if I stroke her?"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

F'nell .... It looked wet ?

You must have been nose to twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s her pipes that need sorting, not her vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look for any pictures of her in a wedding dress and her fella on the wall.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"She got no knickers on and she as flash me Two time . Do you think it will be ok to touch, it look nice and wet

I think you should ask her whether she forgot to put her panties on this morning? As a first step, to check she isn’t just trying to trap you to get out of paying the bill.......

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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago

Derry

I knew a lady once. Her name was Mrs Solcombe. She work in an old style department store, in the womens department. She use to go on about your pussy being wet... Turn out she had a cat called Tiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a stretch in jail then go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I noticed you had a rather nice pussy. Mind if I stroke her?""

It's like stroking a puppy you ask the owner if it is OK 1st

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Bad plumber, creating a leak!..

And fabbing while on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she flash from 2 meters away?"

Can you see if wet from 2 metres away

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"She got no knickers on and she as flash me Two time . Do you think it will be ok to touch, it look nice and wet

G’wan then await a visit from the Police!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Check that Matt Allwright isn't upstairs with a pair of headphones on

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat""

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too."

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you"

Haha if she wants me too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"She got no knickers on and she as flash me Two time . Do you think it will be ok to touch, it look nice and wet

Just roll over and go back to sleep is my advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you

Haha if she wants me too

I don't think she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she flash from 2 meters away?

Can you see if wet from 2 metres away"

If she dips her fingers in and they are dripping yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it was all a dream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think porn storys are on his phone.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you

Haha if she wants me too

I don't think she does"

Store of my life

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you"

Typical male comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"

Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.

You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you

Typical male comment."

Yep

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

A night in the cells and a lifetime on the register?

Corgi register? "

I could never understand the connection between gas fitters and The Queen's pooch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.

Did you REALLY....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.

Did you REALLY....?

Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.

Did you REALLY....?

Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had.

And you're on fab talking to me and not in her vagina....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen"

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen"

Could make for a great Dr Pepper Advert

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.

Did you REALLY....?

Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had.

Nice to know that it doesn't just happen in porn movies. Good for you, you lucky sod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register? "

She was in her 30shi. So no

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no"

The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.

But I was luck she did first Touching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50"

No her husband all ready paid the invoice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50

No her husband all ready paid the invoice."

Copy invoice may come with more than you expect. Hey OP wake up from the dream.....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If I had a pound for ever fanny I get flashed I would be able to afford a plumber.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If I had a pound for ever fanny I get flashed I would be able to afford a plumber."

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield

Had you checked her plumbing yet? I like to get my job done before taking advantage of the perks!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Then you woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.

But I was luck she did first Touching

Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?'

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Seems op has been using pictures from the internet

tineye

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.

But I was luck she did first Touching

Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?' "

‘Oooooh show me what that BIG tool can do’...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen

He could earn himself a spot on the register?

She was in her 30shi. So no

Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.

But I was luck she did first Touching

Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?'

‘Oooooh show me what that BIG tool can do’..."
but Is it really his tool as he seems to of borrowed a few pics from the web lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better call the paw patrol! Dam kitties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who does that? Really? Nice fantasy Op!

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