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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I don't want to online my new shed.

I want to feel it, smell it, wobble it....... I want to test that manwhore till it begs for mercy ....... then I'll pay handsomely ..

Sos.... Where can I buy a fuck off wonderful shed.

Smallish but not a cupboard.... a shed. Or a double cupboard.... maybe.

Where?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Don't say B and Q cos I went in there for light fittings last week and I hated it and their tawdry offerings.... and I even hate the ones I bought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homebase

B&Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say B and Q cos I went in there for light fittings last week and I hated it and their tawdry offerings.... and I even hate the ones I bought. "

Too late

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Homebase

B&Q

??"

Thank you.

Homebase is shit innit.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Try garden centres?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local garden centre?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Don't say B and Q cos I went in there for light fittings last week and I hated it and their tawdry offerings.... and I even hate the ones I bought.

Too late

I noticed but i'm not a critical type.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Try garden centres?

Mrs TMN x"

I'm afraid I can't respond.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Local garden centre? "

Good idea ...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Wickets might be better

Failing that, there's probably a shed manufacturer reasonably close to where you are. Quick online search should find one. I got mine direct from one, rather than the cheap shite in the DIY warehouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homebase

B&Q

Thank you.

Homebase is shit innit. "

Don't know now. It's closed down here. Just got an out of town B&Q.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

**Wickes**

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Try garden centres?

Mrs TMN x

I'm afraid I can't respond. "

Oh damn, I forgot already! I mean... Whoops didn't mean to post here. Carry on. *backs out of Granny's thread*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"**Wickes**"

Great idea..... I want a composite or steel...... not so much wood..

I'll have a look thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Shed World near Sheffield

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Try garden centres?

Mrs TMN x

I'm afraid I can't respond.

Oh damn, I forgot already! I mean... Whoops didn't mean to post here. Carry on. *backs out of Granny's thread*"

Don't worry. I didn't read it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"There is a Shed World near Sheffield"

Really ........ ? I'll just google map that ..... should only be about 4 hours away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got a new shed in March/April. Two man job, roughly 4 hours..

In reality, not so. The roof was damaged and a few other parts were marked. Ordered replacements, only to be sent wrong colours. As main production was in Israel, had to wait 4 months for replacements, and only finally got it fully finished last week.

A lot of hassle and held back from other jobs, but it was worth it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Try garden centres?

Mrs TMN x

I'm afraid I can't respond.

Oh damn, I forgot already! I mean... Whoops didn't mean to post here. Carry on. *backs out of Granny's thread*

Don't worry. I didn't read it. "

*backs out of Granny's thread*

*message goes unread*

*exits Granny's shed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last time i got one it was online, half the price of the diy stores or garden centres, cant remember the name im afraid, but it came up on google, and its all they do, you have to put it together yourself, or gat someone in, but me and a friend put it together in half a day, think it was 8 by 6, plenty big enough for garden stuff, from memory it was under 300 pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinner's sheds offer free erections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B&M do garden stuff and sheds...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I got one online and it was shit.

All DIY store's will be rubbish.

Garden centres over priced.

A shed specialist is your best bet.

That said.

Amazingly B&M sheds are not bad.

As a carpenter I wish I had the time to make my own but needed to do it quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jewsons. You could build your own. You could build a shed with a veranda/porch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B&M do garden stuff and sheds... "

That's what replaced Homebase here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B&M do garden stuff and sheds...

That's what replaced Homebase here."

Yes, we don't have Homebase any more but not sure what replaced it. Not been to the shopping park since lockdown

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Try Google a local company - did that with mine

I laid the paving stone base, they erected and fitted! Job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google independent shed manufacturers in your area

Better built than a flimsy DIY chain flat pack one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B&M do garden stuff and sheds...

That's what replaced Homebase here.

Yes, we don't have Homebase any more but not sure what replaced it. Not been to the shopping park since lockdown

Have to go out of town as that's where the supermarket is

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

You are all FAB .........

Jools my thoughts exactly .... or is it brain .... or both ..... thanksx

Everyone I'm going on a shedunt.....

Tra.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Try Google a local company - did that with mine

I laid the paving stone base, they erected and fitted! Job done! "

base ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not go round the neighbours, and rub yer self up and down there s till you find one that makes ya happy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm fucked.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Get a studmuffin round with a toolbelt, pass him a diet cola and instruct him to build...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked.

That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get a small plank and some creosote...create the same effect for less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo G !!

You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!

Mwah x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

Get yourself a barn granny or a stable, we can have a nativity in a stable....

Any chance we can find three wise men and a virgin on fab?

I left a shed on the A386 With a cow and a grockle in it last week, it’s lashed to 4 skateboards if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?

If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?

If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?

If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van?

That's a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jewsons. You could build your own. You could build a shed with a veranda/porch

did look into that, but believe it or not, it would have been twice the price, shed companys must turn them out by the thousands to make a profit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wharrabout a portakabin or shipping container ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shed specialist company in St. Helens. I think it's traveller owned judging by the 5 lads who delivered and installed mine for me a few years ago. In between asking if I wanted my drive tarmacd and my lawnmower blades sharpened.

Stay away from b&q and that type of outlet. Have you seen the new type of non wood sheds? A 25 year no rot guarantee. Different material altogether?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Get yourself a barn granny or a stable, we can have a nativity in a stable....

Any chance we can find three wise men and a virgin on fab?

I left a shed on the A386 With a cow and a grockle in it last week, it’s lashed to 4 skateboards if that helps? "

What the fuff is a barn-granny ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Shed specialist company in St. Helens. I think it's traveller owned judging by the 5 lads who delivered and installed mine for me a few years ago. In between asking if I wanted my drive tarmacd and my lawnmower blades sharpened.

Stay away from b&q and that type of outlet. Have you seen the new type of non wood sheds? A 25 year no rot guarantee. Different material altogether?"

I looked at loads of places online. B and M and argos were the best but .... fuck me they are all out of stock.

I hate all shed vendors......

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There used to be that place on the Dock Road, GC, that had all the sheds up on the wall.

And I think one similar near Warrington.

Not that I've got an I Spy book of sheds, or anything

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Yo G !!

You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!

Mwah x"

Fuck on the hoof ?

Is turf me out the in word for cunny ?

You turf me out and I log you off ? That kind of thing ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"There used to be that place on the Dock Road, GC, that had all the sheds up on the wall.

And I think one similar near Warrington.

Not that I've got an I Spy book of sheds, or anything

Terry's Timber........ ooooooooo forgot about them.

I'll check ......thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked at loads of places online. B and M and argos were the best but .... fuck me they are all out of stock.

I hate all shed vendors...... "

Plastic and vinyl sheds are the future! Not sure if the vendors are any better. If you assume they'll be cunts you won't be disappointed.

Good luck and post a pic of your final erection. Er you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out "Waltons sheds" online - great sheds & the spec is a few notches up from the B&Q & usual garden centre rubbish x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Check out "Waltons sheds" online - great sheds & the spec is a few notches up from the B&Q & usual garden centre rubbish x

Thanks. I'm not carrying it back from Cornwall tho .......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A few years ago you could have asked the one man shed gangbang bloke or whatever it was called

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

its cheaper and better to build your own shed.

pinelap sheds are so poor and only dipped into the creosote

a built shed is stonger and more stable than premade rubbish

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Try Google a local company - did that with mine

I laid the paving stone base, they erected and fitted! Job done!

base ?"

Yes solid paving slab base to set your shed on!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"its cheaper and better to build your own shed.

pinelap sheds are so poor and only dipped into the creosote

a built shed is stonger and more stable than premade rubbish"

I read that as pineapple shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check out "Waltons sheds" online - great sheds & the spec is a few notches up from the B&Q & usual garden centre rubbish x

Thanks. I'm not carrying it back from Cornwall tho ......."

Haha - dont worry, they are a national company & deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo G !!

You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!

Mwah x

Fuck on the hoof ?

Is turf me out the in word for cunny ?

You turf me out and I log you off ? That kind of thing ?"

Huh ?? Cunny .????

Granny your so down Wiv the kids ...the 50's ones .

Please tell me you wear a pvc Mac and drive a turquoise Micra !!

Oh and I like cheese on my crumpets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its cheaper and better to build your own shed.

pinelap sheds are so poor and only dipped into the creosote

a built shed is stonger and more stable than premade rubbish

I read that as pineapple shed

A pineapple shed, that would look so cool.

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