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By *inchtrojan OP   Man
over a year ago

Buckingham

Who's free tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a nine inch pizza?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"For a nine inch pizza?"

Too small . I can destroy 12 Inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define free...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm busy getting married

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry I'm washing my hair tonight.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Free for what?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I don’t suppose you have sky TV do you OP? It would be nice to see a pic of the remote next to your cock for reference.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You seem very penis obsessed OP. On that note, and due to us still being in a pandemic that most people seem to have forgotten already, I shall decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not free I’m 68p and a bag of chips with a can of Fanta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we watch neighbours this afternoon then we are free much the same as we are every night really!!!!

T

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"If we watch neighbours this afternoon then we are free much the same as we are every night really!!!!

T"

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm washing someone's hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper"

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here? "

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sorry, I'm washing someone's hair..."

Ooh err

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

Get a really old Nokia phone , makes it look huge lmfao !!!

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m free Captain Peacock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

Get a really old Nokia phone , makes it look huge lmfao !!!

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "

If I get a really old Nokia, I'm just playing snake, I'll forget the whole reason I needed the phone

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

Waiting for this post to be shut down in 5...4....3...2....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Such a varied history via the green arrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sorry, I'm washing someone's hair for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a nine inch pizza?"

I could do a 18” on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet "

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing "

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake? "

No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?

No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler"

Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?

No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler

Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now "

Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?

No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler

Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now

Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me "

Of course I believe you, everyone tells the truth on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.

Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper

Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?

That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....

Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.

Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet

Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing

How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?

No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler

Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now

Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me

Of course I believe you, everyone tells the truth on Fab. "

Your right, anyway I need to crack on with work, this rocket won't fly itself to the moon

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