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"I'm in the skyline and roaring the engine ready for you. "Oooft!!!! | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... " Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....  | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers.... "Have I got to put knickers on again? | |||
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"I'm in the skyline and roaring the engine ready for you.
Oooft!!!!"And its automatic, so i have one hand free. | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?"Blue ones. | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?"Depends if you can find any, didn't you give the last lot to the butcher as a sorry present  | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward "Why? We're still your wives.... | |||
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"I assume neither of you are wearing white? "As you can see from my profile pic, totally virginal..... | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?
Blue ones. "Haven't got any  | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?
Depends if you can find any, didn't you give the last lot to the butcher as a sorry present "Nah. It was more of a souvenir.... | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward "Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF? | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?
Blue ones.
Haven't got any "Not yet. | |||
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"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....
Have I got to put knickers on again?
Blue ones.
Haven't got any
Not yet. "Oooooh | |||
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"I assume neither of you are wearing white?
As you can see from my profile pic, totally virginal..... "Yeah i haven't ruined her yet | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "And Jaffa cakes? | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "Yay! DC is here.... | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "Perfect! Can we have a dance too? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF? "Yes, it can be your wedding present  | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives.... "Good | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF?
Yes, it can be your wedding present "Woohoo! You can have a blow job for yours  | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad "Very very good | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good "Can we have MFF and have done with it? | |||
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"Think I was arranging the cars with Chunky, Chunky where are you? Do we have any bridesmaids yet? "Hellooooo *waves* I am CB  | |||
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"Think I was arranging the cars with Chunky, Chunky where are you? Do we have any bridesmaids yet?
Hellooooo *waves* I am CB "I know but we have no bridesmaids under you, want to help gather some? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it? "You may have to take a number and get in line......
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here "You're both loved by many, lusted by More. | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here "I am indeed, so very lucky | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More. "Who's More? Is he/she fit? | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More. "Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede! | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations "We need bridesmaids..... | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More.
Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede! "Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders. | |||
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"8=================================D" Jousting is on! | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More.
Who's More? Is he/she fit? "No. Its my alter ego. Lol | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations "Cool . Foursome | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!
And Jaffa cakes? "With champagne? if you must | |||
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"8=================================D Jousting is on! " Cock jousting?? | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
We need bridesmaids..... "Aww can I be one  I promise Il behave with the emm best men | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!
Yay! DC is here.... "I wouldn’t miss it! | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!
And Jaffa cakes?
With champagne? if you must "We must, we must. | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome "Only four? | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More.
Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede!
Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders. "Not before the wedding | |||
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"8=================================D Jousting is on! Cock jousting??" Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do.... | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!
Perfect! Can we have a dance too? "It wouldn’t be a wedding without - Absofuckinglutely we can | |||
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"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here
You're both loved by many, lusted by More.
Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede!
Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders.
Not before the wedding "Pfffffft. | |||
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"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party "The after party is an orgy, the strays come on...I mean to the newlyweds | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better. So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? " *cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough* | |||
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"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party "OMG I’m 1st in the queue! | |||
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"8=================================D Jousting is on! Cock jousting?? Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do.... " I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!! | |||
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"I have an alternative idea for confetti. Might need a few other guys to pitch in though. "Hell yes! | |||
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"I have an alternative idea for confetti. Might need a few other guys to pitch in though. "I'd rather not be seagulled at my wedding, it makes a mess  | |||
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"8=================================D Jousting is on! Cock jousting?? Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do.... I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!! " If his cock was flaccid around you baby, you're doing something wrong | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four? "OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well | |||
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"8=================================D Jousting is on! Cock jousting?? Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do.... I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!! If his cock was flaccid around you baby, you're doing something wrong "I'm scary | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better. So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? *cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough*" Yes! Woo hoo! | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!" And we have a winner!!!!! | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well "Good call.... | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better. So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? *cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough*" Yay!!!! | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! " I'll get me coat. | |||
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"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!
Perfect! Can we have a dance too?
It wouldn’t be a wedding without - Absofuckinglutely we can "We'll fit it in between the orgy | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat. "Can you beat the Aston? | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat.
Can you beat the Aston? "Im not into pissing contests. I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere. | |||
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"Fine....! I wish you both well and I will now ghost your thread, just don't complain or mess with my bumhole while I'm sleeping again, ok.... * flips hair and struts off *" Can't promise that.... | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well "What what’s happening | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat.
Can you beat the Aston?
Im not into pissing contests.
I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere. "No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening "Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening "You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat.
Can you beat the Aston?
Im not into pissing contests.
I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.
No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day "You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat.
Can you beat the Aston?
Im not into pissing contests.
I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.
No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day
You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol"The bride sits in the back.... | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included "Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides"Ohhh standard enough then  | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then "Exactly, didn't think you'd mind | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4....."Now that's just greed | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then " | |||
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"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door! And we have a winner!!!!! I'll get me coat.
Can you beat the Aston?
Im not into pissing contests.
I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.
No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day
You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol
The bride sits in the back...."Even better. | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then
Exactly, didn't think you'd mind "Not at all | |||
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"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party
OMG I’m 1st in the queue!"Sorry ladies. I'm taken | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then
Exactly, didn't think you'd mind
Not at all "Can i get a cuddle before you get messy? | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then
Exactly, didn't think you'd mind
Not at all
Can i get a cuddle before you get messy? "Hell yes you can | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed "What's your point? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue) "Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority | |||
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"Can I please be a bridesmaid? I’m rather ugly so will not upstage the bride
xx"Absolutely! Well sold! | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then
Exactly, didn't think you'd mind
Not at all
Can i get a cuddle before you get messy?
Hell yes you can "Id be happy with that. Then the fitties can have you. Xx | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority "Obvs. Just like I am yours hubby | |||
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"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party
OMG I’m 1st in the queue!
Sorry ladies. I'm taken "We like to share | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides
Ohhh standard enough then
Exactly, didn't think you'd mind
Not at all "Can I be first | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority "Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle? | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point? "None really , have as many as you want | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point?
None really , have as many as you want "Help me? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle? "I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’ | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point?
None really , have as many as you want
Help me? "And how can I do that?? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’ "Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away.... Yours makes more sense.... | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point?
None really , have as many as you want
Help me?
And how can I do that?? "I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent.... | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense.... "I’ll give you away alright | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright "Rude! | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point?
None really , have as many as you want
Help me?
And how can I do that??
I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent.... "For the 4th time.... Pahahahahahhaah | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright "Can you clean your cum off her first please? | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Rude! " | |||
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"How did I only see this now congratulations
Cool . Foursome
Only four?
OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well
What what’s happening
Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included
Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed
What's your point?
None really , have as many as you want
Help me?
And how can I do that??
I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent....
For the 4th time.... Pahahahahahhaah "They all know it's true.... | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Can you clean your cum off her first please? "I was under the impression she swallows. | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Can you clean your cum off her first please?
I was under the impression she swallows. "How can she swallow it if it's all up her back?  | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Can you clean your cum off her first please?
I was under the impression she swallows.
How can she swallow it if it's all up her back? "I might add, she's been returned to me in this condition more than once | |||
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"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you" Oooh yes | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Can you clean your cum off her first please?
I was under the impression she swallows.
How can she swallow it if it's all up her back? "turn her around quickly (like in the porn movies). Lol | |||
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"[Chunky starts a "cleaning the cum off the bride's back service" at 19/08/20 13:03:09]" | |||
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"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you Oooh yes " I'm now wondering if I could balance a tray of drinks so I can carry three at once | |||
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"Errrrr now this is awkward
Why? We're still your wives....
Good
You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad
Very very good
Can we have MFF and have done with it?
You may have to take a number and get in line......
(but I'll bump you up the queue)
Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority
Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?
I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’
Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....
Yours makes more sense....
I’ll give you away alright
Can you clean your cum off her first please?
I was under the impression she swallows.
How can she swallow it if it's all up her back?
turn her around quickly (like in the porn movies). Lol
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"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you Oooh yes I'm now wondering if I could balance a tray of drinks so I can carry three at once "I'd like to watch the practice... | |||
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"Where was I what do you need me to do "Everyone I think? If that's OK | |||
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"Where was I what do you need me to do "You really want to know that | |||
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"[Chunky starts a "cleaning the cum off the bride's back service" at 19/08/20 13:03:09]" The service is not available atm | |||
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"Where was I what do you need me to do
Everyone I think? If that's OK "Ok by me | |||
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I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander | |||
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"I’ve decided to be Posh’s suspender handler I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander "can we please be the bed for when the marriage is consummated or is that already taken? | |||
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"I’ve decided to be Posh’s suspender handler I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander can we please be the bed for when the marriage is consummated or is that already taken? "sorry wasn't meant to quote this | |||
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"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party
OMG I’m 1st in the queue!
Sorry ladies. I'm taken "Disappointed | |||
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"Omg! Where did that cork go!!
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"Did you ladies find a vicar because I shit you not I just saw one on the hectic morning thread " Can you direct them here please? | |||
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