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"Shit sounds like me Maybe we’re the same man" Fuck, I tried so hard not to give it away as well! | |||
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"Shit sounds like me Maybe we’re the same man Fuck, I tried so hard not to give it away as well! " Now everyone will know we’re a catfish! | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " I'm in Love | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " Marry me and be my Wednesday wife | |||
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"Shit sounds like me Maybe we’re the same man Fuck, I tried so hard not to give it away as well! Now everyone will know we’re a catfish!" Stop talking to yourself | |||
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"No I like it, it’s fab x" Yay | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? I'm in Love " Was it the mention of foreskins and scrotums? | |||
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"Its rather perfecto as a fellow slighty lefty tree hugger too " Thank you | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Marry me and be my Wednesday wife " Fab is full of bloody bigamists lately. | |||
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"I don't know you....but you sound like my kinda weirdo " | |||
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"I only read the first 6 lines, but seemed very good Just jesting, it is well written, I need to re do mine, but it's on the back burner for now " It took me like a year to get round to it | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Marry me and be my Wednesday wife Fab is full of bloody bigamists lately. " That’s not a sexual act involving gay sex is it? | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " I don’t know you, but you sound awesome | |||
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"A well written profile Liked it." Thank you | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Marry me and be my Wednesday wife Fab is full of bloody bigamists lately. That’s not a sexual act involving gay sex is it? " Yes | |||
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"I really enjoy it, it's like mental mastubration with Lacey. The only part I'm not overly keen on is the miaow but it's intelligent and witty and not too try hard, a difficult combination to do. " Aww thank you Meli! You do flatter me. | |||
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"Very thorough, people will be in no doubt yi don't want scrotum and foreskin pics invading your box. It fabulous. " Thank you very much. Maybe I should have added bumholes too. Cover all bases | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? I don’t know you, but you sound awesome " Aww fanks! | |||
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"I got stuck on the pictures. Must try harder. Ethical non-monogamy... I’m gonna get that put on my library card " Sorry did someone leave them sticky? I left wetwipes out and everything! | |||
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"Well I'm straight and I'd message you if that helps I like it, shows your obviously abundant personality!! Xx" Thank you! | |||
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"Brilliant!!! " | |||
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"Looks good to me " Thanks | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? I don’t know you, but you sound awesome Aww fanks! " And also, tempting | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? I don’t know you, but you sound awesome Aww fanks! And also, tempting " Now I'm double blushing! | |||
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"Your personality shone through perfectly lacey" I'm glad . My old profile text really didn't feel me. | |||
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"As I'm a male on Fab, stereotypically, I don't read profiles but seeing as you asked nicely OP, I've made you an exception. It's brilliant, fun, friendly and very clear as to what you're looking for. But like a said, I'm a Fab male so, sod the rheteric, let's perv your pics." I appreciate the effort it must have taken . Fortunately I feel my pictures reflect a little of who I am too | |||
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"I think it’s a great profile. I even got past just looking at the pics. " Thank you . Back to pics now though? | |||
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"I like it Lacey. But you forgot to put a link to Morningstars jizz juice to help him make some sales " Fuck I did! I'd better get on that or he might take away my discount. My butt and tits will start ageing then | |||
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"I like it Lacey. But you forgot to put a link to Morningstars jizz juice to help him make some sales Fuck I did! I'd better get on that or he might take away my discount. My butt and tits will start ageing then " What would we do without his miracle sperm? You don't want anyone finding out you're actually a 70 year old woman!! | |||
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"Love it, i think it is brilliant " Thank you | |||
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"I like it Lacey. But you forgot to put a link to Morningstars jizz juice to help him make some sales Fuck I did! I'd better get on that or he might take away my discount. My butt and tits will start ageing then What would we do without his miracle sperm? You don't want anyone finding out you're actually a 70 year old woman!! " No idea. I don't even want to think about it . Psssttt, stop telling people my real age!! | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " Your efforts didn't work I'm afraid. I still fancy you. Luke | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Your efforts didn't work I'm afraid. I still fancy you. Luke " So if it did show my personality you wouldn't? I'm confused. | |||
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"I enjoy your forum presence and contributions. I wouldn't buy what's advertised in your profile based on the written content but most people are seduced by the pictures on any product. If you think your profile sells you well then keep it. " Not everyone is a cat person eh | |||
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"Fourth paragraph elicits a smile. Cos you're funny. Lefty who likes her arse being beaten goes down well also. " Funny or funny ? | |||
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"Reads well, intelligent witty, blunt where needed " Cheers | |||
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"Yeah, nah. Totally put me off you now... " It's because I said I don't want scrotum pictures isn't it... | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Your efforts didn't work I'm afraid. I still fancy you. Luke So if it did show my personality you wouldn't? I'm confused. " I was trying to compliment you. I was joking that you changed your profile to put me off but it hadn't worked because you are still very attractive. I'll go away and work on my humour. | |||
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"Yeah, nah. Totally put me off you now... It's because I said I don't want scrotum pictures isn't it..." It was the foreskin bit actually. Still got my hoody so... | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Marry me and be my Wednesday wife Fab is full of bloody bigamists lately. That’s not a sexual act involving gay sex is it? Yes" In that case no I don’t like it | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Your efforts didn't work I'm afraid. I still fancy you. Luke So if it did show my personality you wouldn't? I'm confused. I was trying to compliment you. I was joking that you changed your profile to put me off but it hadn't worked because you are still very attractive. I'll go away and work on my humour. " Oh I see. I'm sorry. | |||
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"Yeah, nah. Totally put me off you now... It's because I said I don't want scrotum pictures isn't it... It was the foreskin bit actually. Still got my hoody so... " I like foreskins, just not 50 strangers foreskins in my inbox. Or 50 of yours for that matter. | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Marry me and be my Wednesday wife Fab is full of bloody bigamists lately. That’s not a sexual act involving gay sex is it? Yes In that case no I don’t like it " | |||
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"Yeah, nah. Totally put me off you now... It's because I said I don't want scrotum pictures isn't it... It was the foreskin bit actually. Still got my hoody so... I like foreskins, just not 50 strangers foreskins in my inbox. Or 50 of yours for that matter. " Good job I saw this after only sending thirty two... | |||
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"Fourth paragraph elicits a smile. Cos you're funny. Lefty who likes her arse being beaten goes down well also. Funny or funny ? " Both, I hope.. | |||
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"It reads well and clearly states who you are and what you expect Love it " Thanks very much | |||
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"Yeah, nah. Totally put me off you now... It's because I said I don't want scrotum pictures isn't it... It was the foreskin bit actually. Still got my hoody so... I like foreskins, just not 50 strangers foreskins in my inbox. Or 50 of yours for that matter. Good job I saw this after only sending thirty two... " That was a close call! | |||
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"Fourth paragraph elicits a smile. Cos you're funny. Lefty who likes her arse being beaten goes down well also. Funny or funny ? Both, I hope.. " Now you mention it... | |||
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"Oh so that's why you didn't let me get in your pants last time saw you. You didn't know me for a year. Now it all makes more sense " I was trying to avoid a parking ticket and I didnt have a very nice bra on or spare knickers and... | |||
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"Fourth paragraph elicits a smile. Cos you're funny. Lefty who likes her arse being beaten goes down well also. Funny or funny ? Both, I hope.. Now you mention it..." Stop being so utterly, you know, 'thingy' . It's distracting.. | |||
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"What kind of cat pics? Cute n fluffy or pissed off in the rain kinda pics?" Usually he's snoozing, stretching or being cuddley. | |||
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"It reads well and clearly states who you are and what you expect Love it Thanks very much " You’re welcome | |||
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"Nothing about your love of blowing penises behind Asda on Tuesday or anus sex on Wednesday behind Tesco though ? " I advertise that in the Echo. | |||
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"If I were Gemini Woman rather than Gemini Man....I'd be stealing that pretty much word for word with a couple of tweaks " Hahaha! Plagiarism!! | |||
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"I don't know you well, but I like it! " Thanks | |||
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"Great. Now I've got Aerosmith stuck in my head... " Ok you've lost me? | |||
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"Love it! Mrs TMN x" Thank you | |||
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"Meh, it's alright I guess. Could do with some credited quotes as they clearly are what will help seal the deal and get you all of the right attention that you want trust me I know these things. " I can't believe you still have that on your profile . | |||
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"We haven't spoken for a year, does that mean you dont fancy me yet " I'm getting there . I'll stick the date in my calendar! | |||
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"Meh, it's alright I guess. Could do with some credited quotes as they clearly are what will help seal the deal and get you all of the right attention that you want trust me I know these things. I can't believe you still have that on your profile . " Getting it framed and put on the wall, and gonna have it on my gravestone when the time comes! | |||
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"Meh, it's alright I guess. Could do with some credited quotes as they clearly are what will help seal the deal and get you all of the right attention that you want trust me I know these things. I can't believe you still have that on your profile . Getting it framed and put on the wall, and gonna have it on my gravestone when the time comes! " You're a silly sausage | |||
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"...I feel a bit scroteshamed, but otherwise: I really like that. " Stop filling my inbox with your scrotum then! . (Though we all know you're into scroteshaming really ) | |||
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"Seems to fit with what I've seen in the forum, so as far as I know you. It gets your personality across so if I wasn't already interested I would be now. I did stall somewhat at the thought of your beaten ass though. " Awesome, thank you. Stall in what sense? | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " Made us both laugh we liked it xx | |||
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"Seems to fit with what I've seen in the forum, so as far as I know you. It gets your personality across so if I wasn't already interested I would be now. I did stall somewhat at the thought of your beaten ass though. Awesome, thank you. Stall in what sense? " As in it got hard to process any other information. Drifted off into an ass beating dreamland... | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? Made us both laugh we liked it xx" Thank you | |||
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"Seems to fit with what I've seen in the forum, so as far as I know you. It gets your personality across so if I wasn't already interested I would be now. I did stall somewhat at the thought of your beaten ass though. Awesome, thank you. Stall in what sense? As in it got hard to process any other information. Drifted off into an ass beating dreamland... " Ohhhh I see | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? " possibly one of the best I've read so far 1 scrool flick so not war and peace or worst still the Bible,( no defending those simple as) win To the point but humorous , win Readable as in not this ever ending of do and don't, win So yea, Winner winner chicken dinner. Go you | |||
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"Great. Now I've got Aerosmith stuck in my head... Ok you've lost me? " The last three words of your new profile... | |||
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"I finally got round to updating my profile text to be more 'me'. Thoughts? possibly one of the best I've read so far 1 scrool flick so not war and peace or worst still the Bible,( no defending those simple as) win To the point but humorous , win Readable as in not this ever ending of do and don't, win So yea, Winner winner chicken dinner. Go you " Aww thank you. That's quite a compliment | |||
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"Your pictures made me chuckle, its a shame they can't be arranged although that could lead to some even stranger messages than normal I guess. Oh well hope you have better aim then most men " I like to do target practice | |||
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"Great. Now I've got Aerosmith stuck in my head... Ok you've lost me? The last three words of your new profile... " Yeah I figured it out afte a while. Think I need more sleep . | |||
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"Fab experiences " Sorry? | |||
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