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 ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.
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Ah well, why not indeed 
Will there be beach sex? | |||
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"What . Posh is cheating on me ?? She never told me , I'm sulking "Totally told you. Just because you thought I was just telling you a tale of two women to turn you on..... | |||
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"What . Posh is cheating on me ?? She never told me , I'm sulking "You can have a piece of cake  | |||
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"A match made in heaven. Can I be your dresser? "Yes yes yes!!!!!! You're in charge of all wedding lingerie! | |||
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"What . Posh is cheating on me ?? She never told me , I'm sulking
Totally told you. Just because you thought I was just telling you a tale of two women to turn you on..... "It worked | |||
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"I’ll be the weirdo that gets banned from the wedding " Oooh what for? | |||
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"Can I be maid of honour?!
Jo.Xx "Of course! | |||
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"What . Posh is cheating on me ?? She never told me , I'm sulking
You can have a piece of cake "Not good enough . I'll have you both then | |||
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"What . Posh is cheating on me ?? She never told me , I'm sulking
Totally told you. Just because you thought I was just telling you a tale of two women to turn you on.....
It worked "I know.... | |||
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"Huh? Where was I?
Ah well, why not indeed
Will there be beach sex? "Always and you were there, present and correct but had probably had more to drink than you realised | |||
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"A match made in heaven. Can I be your dresser?
Yes yes yes!!!!!! You're in charge of all wedding lingerie! "Can i supply it - as my wedding present to you both? | |||
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"Stripper  "Stripping yourself or us? Because either way...... | |||
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"About bloody time. Can i be an usher? . Will it be a naked wedding? "Yes you can and no, I want a pretty dress! | |||
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"Huh? Where was I?
Ah well, why not indeed
Will there be beach sex?
Always and you were there, present and correct but had probably had more to drink than you realised "Lies. I'm never correct. Yet always right.....  | |||
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"Father of thr bride  "Which bride? | |||
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"A match made in heaven. Can I be your dresser?
Yes yes yes!!!!!! You're in charge of all wedding lingerie!
Can i supply it - as my wedding present to you both? "Behave you. I’m the dresser | |||
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"Father of thr bride "You'll have to be her dad..... Otherwise the porn in my head got weird fast | |||
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"Can I be the honeymoon photographer? " Can be wedding photographer, honeymoon is going to be one huge orgy | |||
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"A match made in heaven. Can I be your dresser?
Yes yes yes!!!!!! You're in charge of all wedding lingerie!
Can i supply it - as my wedding present to you both?
Behave you. I’m the dresser "(Blows raspberry) | |||
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"Father of thr bride
You'll have to be her dad..... Otherwise the porn in my head got weird fast " | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
D."Ooh, like the traditional pizza delivery guy in porn? | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
D."Done although I'm sure we can find a bigger role for you too... | |||
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"A match made in heaven. Can I be your dresser? "Yes please! | |||
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"I’ll be the weirdo that gets banned from the wedding Oooh what for? " Dunno. If I’ll find a reason | |||
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"I'll be the wall flower " No wall flowers allowed. Flower girl? | |||
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"if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better. " I hope not | |||
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"I'll be the wall flower " No walls in the middle of the beach, can you sing? | |||
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"I’ll be the weirdo that gets banned from the wedding Oooh what for? Dunno. If I’ll find a reason "It'll have to be a good one..... Let's face it. Getting banned from this wedding isn't gonna be easy... | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon??" You can plan it | |||
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"if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better. I hope not "The Vicar is somewhere..... | |||
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"I could greet guests on to the beach and offer a glass of champagne
Her x"Perfect! | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon??" In my pants | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
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Ooh, like the traditional pizza delivery guy in porn? " filth!! But, yeh, just like that but only wearing a black apron
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"Can i do the catering "Yes please. I require mini hot dogs. Because they're a pain | |||
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"Can i do the catering "Yep! Lots and lots of alcohol! | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
D.
Ooh, like the traditional pizza delivery guy in porn?
filth!! But, yeh, just like that but only wearing a black apron
D."Excellent. There will be 2 trays, bring Jo please | |||
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"If I get ordained, can I wed yous? " Sure | |||
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"If I get ordained, can I wed yous? " Do it! Yay | |||
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"I could greet guests on to the beach and offer a glass of champagne
Her x"Can you stand next to the usher (me) please. | |||
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"Can I be the honeymoon photographer? " Photograph the dressing on the day, that's gonna be fun | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon?? You can plan it" I hear Northampton is great this time of year | |||
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"If I get ordained, can I wed yous? Do it! Yay" I'd be better at being one of those d*unken ministers though | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon?? In my pants " So no extra guests allowed?? | |||
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"I was going to ask if I can be best man, but just in case, can I be the average man. "You are always best man. And I'm totally having a last minute indiscretion with you. It's OK though, Sparkles knows of our lust and is fine with it | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
D.
Done although I'm sure we can find a bigger role for you too... "I can fill as many roles as is required
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(Did I say holes?  )..
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"Wedding singer   "Oh yeah baby! | |||
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"I was going to ask if I can be best man, but just in case, can I be the average man.
You are always best man. And I'm totally having a last minute indiscretion with you. It's OK though, Sparkles knows of our lust and is fine with it "All good here, Im planning on banging the bridesmaids | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon?? In my pants So no extra guests allowed?? "Get in my pants instead... | |||
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"Wheres the honeymoon?? In my pants So no extra guests allowed?? "Orgy darling, orgy | |||
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You are always best man. And I'm totally having a last minute indiscretion with you. It's OK though, Sparkles knows of our lust and is fine with it "Sounds good to me, perhaps it will be better if you both get a last hurrah together. | |||
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"I was going to ask if I can be best man, but just in case, can I be the average man.
You are always best man. And I'm totally having a last minute indiscretion with you. It's OK though, Sparkles knows of our lust and is fine with it
All good here, Im planning on banging the bridesmaids "Have we even got them yet? | |||
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
D.
Ooh, like the traditional pizza delivery guy in porn?
filth!! But, yeh, just like that but only wearing a black apron
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Excellent. There will be 2 trays, bring Jo please "I was hoping the maid of honour would also be there! I got 3 trays here!!
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"I will be Chief Bridesmaid as a) I am a bossy boots and b) always the bridesmaid never the bride "Yay for bridesmaid | |||
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"Can I be the d*unk uncle that everyone avoids "Jeez uncle..... | |||
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"I was going to ask if I can be best man, but just in case, can I be the average man.
You are always best man. And I'm totally having a last minute indiscretion with you. It's OK though, Sparkles knows of our lust and is fine with it
All good here, Im planning on banging the bridesmaids
Have we even got them yet? "One, I'm working on the rest | |||
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"Can I be maid of honour?!
Jo.Xx
Of course! "Wait, if I have to do all the organising then I'm the wrong chick.
Emotional support is as much as i can muster.
You know I love you though.
And I'm right behind you. 
Jo.Xx
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"I would like to be the porter who delivers your morning breakfasts
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Ooh, like the traditional pizza delivery guy in porn?
filth!! But, yeh, just like that but only wearing a black apron
D.
Excellent. There will be 2 trays, bring Jo please
I was hoping the maid of honour would also be there! I got 3 trays here!!
D."I didn't like to presume but hell yeah! | |||
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"Can I be maid of honour?!
Jo.Xx
Of course!
Wait, if I have to do all the organising then I'm the wrong chick.
Emotional support is as much as i can muster.
You know I love you though.
And I'm right behind you.
Jo.Xx
"Be in front.....
Also Hope is chief bridesmaid and she's good at organising, you're maid of honour.... It's perfect! | |||
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"* pulls up my pants *   "I told you to strip.... You or me I don't care which. Preferably both. | |||
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Can you stand next to the usher (me) please. "Absolutely and we can indulge in the champagne too x | |||
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Absolutely and we can indulge in the champagne too x"Would you try and look less sexy though? Just for the one day for me? | |||
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"The gin drinker "That'll be me too..... | |||
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"Father of thr bride
You'll have to be her dad..... Otherwise the porn in my head got weird fast " | |||
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"I will be Chief Bridesmaid as a) I am a bossy boots and b) always the bridesmaid never the bride "You'll be awesome! Plus a hen night planned by you and Jo will be amazing | |||
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"Father of thr bride
You'll have to be her dad..... Otherwise the porn in my head got weird fast " sorry | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? " Not yet..... Join Hope and Jo on that please bridesmaid O'mine! | |||
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"I'll run the bar for you at the reception! "Excellent.... Chat with Dynamic as head of catering..... Give him head if needs be | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? Not yet..... Join Hope and Jo on that please bridesmaid O'mine! " Phew at least you're planning one, has nippy volunteered as the stripper? | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? " Want the job? | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? Not yet..... Join Hope and Jo on that please bridesmaid O'mine! Phew at least you're planning one, has nippy volunteered as the stripper? " Of course he has! | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? Not yet..... Join Hope and Jo on that please bridesmaid O'mine! Phew at least you're planning one, has nippy volunteered as the stripper? Of course he has! " Yeah that was a stupid question | |||
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"Congratulations both, has anyone sorted the hen party yet? Not yet..... Join Hope and Jo on that please bridesmaid O'mine! Phew at least you're planning one, has nippy volunteered as the stripper? Of course he has! Yeah that was a stupid question "It really was..... | |||
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"Can I be maid of honour?!
Jo.Xx
Of course!
Wait, if I have to do all the organising then I'm the wrong chick.
Emotional support is as much as i can muster.
You know I love you though.
And I'm right behind you.
Jo.Xx
Be in front.....
Also Hope is chief bridesmaid and she's good at organising, you're maid of honour.... It's perfect! "Jo we can have a giggle together | |||
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"We need some more bridesmaids please, ladies where are you? " And we need groomsmen, even without a groom (then we get men in sexy suits) | |||
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"Can i do the catering
Yes please. I require mini hot dogs. Because they're a pain"Hotdogs, Champagne, canapés, ooooh and those little burgers from Marks, love those | |||
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"We need some more bridesmaids please, ladies where are you? And we need groomsmen, even without a groom (then we get men in sexy suits) " Plan! | |||
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"I will be the Pissed person in the corner - always am as weddings "I think that's going to be me but hopefully I won't be in the corner alone | |||
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"We need some more bridesmaids please, ladies where are you? And we need groomsmen, even without a groom (then we get men in sexy suits) " Suit? I was gonna wear my stormtrooper kit. | |||
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"Can I be wedding planner/co-ordinator?? I’ve lots of experience....
J x"Absolutely! But I warn you, I will be a nightmare. Because I've got it all planned in my head.... | |||
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"I will be the Pissed person in the corner - always am as weddings
I think that's going to be me but hopefully I won't be in the corner alone "Shift up there is room for a few of us | |||
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"Can I be wedding planner/co-ordinator?? I’ve lots of experience....
J x"Yes, saves me a job. We need bridesmaids that are sexy and want to fuck the bride's preferably and groomsmen but no suits just bowties, that are happy to be ravished by said bridesmaids and brides. Please | |||
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"We need some more bridesmaids please, ladies where are you? And we need groomsmen, even without a groom (then we get men in sexy suits) " Can I be the tailor, I can fit out all the men in birthday suits for you? | |||
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"As I'm the age of a dirty old man, I'll be at the back in a raincoat. "No raincoats allowed. Maybe a see through poncho? | |||
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"We need some more bridesmaids please, ladies where are you? And we need groomsmen, even without a groom (then we get men in sexy suits) Can I be the tailor, I can fit out all the men in birthday suits for you?" Good call | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.
So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? "don't come to camber sands | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception "Good plan. But can we frisk you first to make sure you're only packing one weapon? | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.
So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? don't come to camber sands"Are we scary? | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.
So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? don't come to camber sands
Are we scary? "oh yes ..the locals will be up in arms | |||
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"Can I be wedding planner/co-ordinator?? I’ve lots of experience....
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Yes, saves me a job. We need bridesmaids that are sexy and want to fuck the bride's preferably and groomsmen but no suits just bowties, that are happy to be ravished by said bridesmaids and brides. Please "I can sign T up as a groomsman - he looks so fit in a shirt & bow tie. He should have been a groomsman for his brother on Friday but they cancelled & are eloping | |||
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Can you stand next to the usher (me) please.
Absolutely and we can indulge in the champagne too x
Would you try and look less sexy though? Just for the one day for me? "Me?! How about I let my inner Patsy from Ab Fab out? x | |||
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Absolutely! But I warn you, I will be a nightmare. Because I've got it all planned in my head.... "That makes it easier - I can relax a bit & perv..... | |||
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"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged. The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.
So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century? don't come to camber sands
Are we scary? oh yes ..the locals will be up in arms "Perfect. We like to cause chaos. | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception "Yes! But you're also my best man/woman/bridesmaid thing | |||
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"Can I be wedding planner/co-ordinator?? I’ve lots of experience....
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Yes, saves me a job. We need bridesmaids that are sexy and want to fuck the bride's preferably and groomsmen but no suits just bowties, that are happy to be ravished by said bridesmaids and brides. Please
I can sign T up as a groomsman - he looks so fit in a shirt & bow tie. He should have been a groomsman for his brother on Friday but they cancelled & are eloping "In that case, a double yes! | |||
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"I could greet guests on to the beach and offer a glass of champagne
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Can you stand next to the usher (me) please.
Absolutely and we can indulge in the champagne too x
Would you try and look less sexy though? Just for the one day for me?
Me?! How about I let my inner Patsy from Ab Fab out? x"Would you? Just for me? You're too kind xx | |||
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That makes it easier - I can relax a bit & perv....."That's essential... | |||
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I can sign T up as a groomsman - he looks so fit in a shirt & bow tie. He should have been a groomsman for his brother on Friday but they cancelled & are eloping "Done
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision " Sure! | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Yes! But you're also my best man/woman/bridesmaid thing "Thing yeah im good with being a thing hahaha | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Good plan. But can we frisk you first to make sure you're only packing one weapon? "I would expect no less and be quite upset if I wasn't frisked many times over | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! " Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Good plan. But can we frisk you first to make sure you're only packing one weapon?
I would expect no less and be quite upset if I wasn't frisked many times over "We should practice that before the big day.... | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Yes! But you're also my best man/woman/bridesmaid thing
Thing yeah im good with being a thing hahaha "Haha! That's handy, your going to have a lot to do | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... " I want an Audi R8 | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Good plan. But can we frisk you first to make sure you're only packing one weapon?
I would expect no less and be quite upset if I wasn't frisked many times over
We should practice that before the big day.... "Yes like a wedding rehearsal thingy. Oooo we should probably practice the orgy too! | |||
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"Can I be the bouncer and tear the clothes off anyone if they refuse to strip down to their lingerie or underwear for the reception
Good plan. But can we frisk you first to make sure you're only packing one weapon?
I would expect no less and be quite upset if I wasn't frisked many times over
We should practice that before the big day....
Yes like a wedding rehearsal thingy. Oooo we should probably practice the orgy too! "We should! Wedding orgy rehearsal! Does that come after the hen do? | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... I want an Audi R8 " So my mini is no use then? | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... I want an Audi R8 So my mini is no use then? "She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me.... | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... I want an Audi R8 So my mini is no use then?
She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me.... "Nah. It must be love if she's chosen you over me. Lol. And we can turn you into a petrolhead. Xx | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... I want an Audi R8 So my mini is no use then?
She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me....
Nah. It must be love if she's chosen you over me. Lol.
And we can turn you into a petrolhead. Xx "I dunno.... Many have tried..... | |||
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She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me....
Nah. It must be love if she's chosen you over me. Lol.
And we can turn you into a petrolhead. Xx
I dunno....
Many have tried..... "Im a great teacher. | |||
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"I will make the cake, I have made 2 wedding cakes previously and all the guests lived! "Sounds perfect! Non murderous wedding cake checked off the list! | |||
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"Can I be the honeymoon photographer? Can be wedding photographer, honeymoon is going to be one huge orgy
Ok. As long as I’m included in the orgy! "I hope you have a tripod. | |||
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She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me....
Nah. It must be love if she's chosen you over me. Lol.
And we can turn you into a petrolhead. Xx
I dunno....
Many have tried.....
Im a great teacher. "That's what she said | |||
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"Can I be the honeymoon photographer? Can be wedding photographer, honeymoon is going to be one huge orgy
Ok. As long as I’m included in the orgy!
I hope you have a tripod. "It’s a bit short in one leg! | |||
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"i''ll sort the drinks and be the barman slippery nipple or sex on the beach anyone?"Long hard screw against a wall for me please | |||
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"Can I drive the wedding car?? Best way to get to the bride before she makes this life changing decision Sure! Good oh, what Car would you like roller or The blinged up lambo Sparkles........ I dunno. I was thinking motorbike.... I want an Audi R8 So my mini is no use then?
She's gonna dump me when she realises this car talk ia beyond me....
Nah. It must be love if she's chosen you over me. Lol.
And we can turn you into a petrolhead. Xx
I dunno....
Many have tried.....
Im a great teacher.
That's what she said "My method is to give you a treat whenever you get something right. | |||
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"Can I be the honeymoon photographer? Can be wedding photographer, honeymoon is going to be one huge orgy
Ok. As long as I’m included in the orgy!
I hope you have a tripod.
It’s a bit short in one leg! "Can I hold it up? | |||
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"i''ll sort the drinks and be the barman slippery nipple or sex on the beach anyone?
Long hard screw against a wall for me please "will that be just before the ceremony, in your wedding dress? | |||
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"i''ll sort the drinks and be the barman slippery nipple or sex on the beach anyone?
Long hard screw against a wall for me please
will that be just before the ceremony, in your wedding dress? "Obvs. Incandescent will kill me if I get it dirty though. | |||
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"I will make the cake, I have made 2 wedding cakes previously and all the guests lived!
Sounds perfect! Non murderous wedding cake checked off the list! "Will you be wanting a rude one or a traditional one? | |||
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"I will make the cake, I have made 2 wedding cakes previously and all the guests lived!
Sounds perfect! Non murderous wedding cake checked off the list!
Will you be wanting a rude one or a traditional one? "I'm not even sure why you asked that? | |||
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"Ohhhh it seems you do I shall close the door on my way out xx" More cake will be needed. Either for, eating or for smothering each other. | |||
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"I will make the cake, I have made 2 wedding cakes previously and all the guests lived!
Sounds perfect! Non murderous wedding cake checked off the list!
Will you be wanting a rude one or a traditional one?
I'm not even sure why you asked that? "So boobs cake or cum-spurting cock cake? (Its white choc so tastes good!) | |||
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"Ohhhh it seems you do I shall close the door on my way out xx More cake will be needed. Either for, eating or for smothering each other. "Cake fight!!!! | |||
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"I will make the cake, I have made 2 wedding cakes previously and all the guests lived!
Sounds perfect! Non murderous wedding cake checked off the list!
Will you be wanting a rude one or a traditional one?
I'm not even sure why you asked that?
So boobs cake or cum-spurting cock cake? (Its white choc so tastes good!)"Oooooh both! | |||
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No but how about a Skyline? "You know that can be arranged. | |||
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No but how about a Skyline?
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"Ohhhh it seems you do I shall close the door on my way out xx More cake will be needed. Either for, eating or for smothering each other.
Cake fight!!!! "Lets get naked first. Don't want to spoil those beautiful dresses. | |||
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No but how about a Skyline?
You know that can be arranged.
Can you people talk the English? "Think if a fast car - this is faster. | |||
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No but how about a Skyline?
You know that can be arranged.
Can you people talk the English?
Think if a fast car - this is faster. "Ooh. Like a really fast car.... | |||
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"Ohhhh it seems you do I shall close the door on my way out xx More cake will be needed. Either for, eating or for smothering each other. "It's fine I'll take it to the corner and get shit faced and fatter alone xx | |||
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No but how about a Skyline?
You know that can be arranged.
Can you people talk the English?
Think if a fast car - this is faster.
Ooh. Like a really fast car.... "See - you're learning. | |||
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"Ohhhh it seems you do I shall close the door on my way out xx More cake will be needed. Either for, eating or for smothering each other.
Oi. Get back here. There's no corners at this wedding.
It's fine I'll take it to the corner and get shit faced and fatter alone xx" | |||
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