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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.

I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.

So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Are we talking about pigeons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking about pigeons?"

Battery hens?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fu k me sideways, I have a masters in talking shite

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By *aughty_wirral_pairCouple
over a year ago

Bromborough

How does one 'chat wank'?

Asking for a friend.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I talk utter codshit in here and haven't got laid in a year.

So your theory doesnt work dude

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Wank chat in the wank bank,lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer."

That's a kind of working class poetry right there. The imagery is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only get to chat to my (non)-fucking bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no words

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you bought one of them little screwdrivers yet?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together? "

Amazing idea but which one of us is the Poundland bird?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together? "

Then we can bypass the men?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"try chatting fuckin bollox

Years ahead of you, my dude.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together?

Amazing idea but which one of us is the Poundland bird?

I don't know..... We will figure it out. One step at a time....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together?

Then we can bypass the men?"

Yeah baby!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I’m a fan of the Canary personally

Who’s a pretty boy then

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"I have no words

Nah dahn't get gnarly, treacle. He's offering you an education. Given the Poundland analogue I reckon we're in for treat.

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By *aughty_wirral_pairCouple
over a year ago

Bromborough

"I have no words

I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together?

Then we can bypass the men?

Yeah baby! "

Sign me up please

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"How does one 'chat wank'?

Asking for a friend."

They do a masters degree in it at Oxbridge

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.

I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.

So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox

Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!

There are some cracking posts on here this morning.....I’m hoping this one is tongue in cheek but you never know - nothing would surprise me after reading about the bloke who wants to shag his tow bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.

I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.

So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox

Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!

Missed the tow bar one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been saying this for years, finally someone with a penis caught on! Don't take this shitpit so seriously, innit....

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Oh Lord!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.

I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.

So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox

Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!

Missed the tow bar one..."

You need to check it out. It’s in The Lounge and titled Towing Ball. Absolutely classic

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

No need to explain. Leave it to the imagination. It conjures some lovely images (Waynetta Slob and her mum lol).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies

Pah! I'm only ten miles from Cadbury World. Beat THAT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.

I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.

So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox

Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!

Missed the tow bar one...

You need to check it out. It’s in The Lounge and titled Towing Ball. Absolutely classic

Go go go go. Best thread reply EVER

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies

Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

Score!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

Bleedin Ponce. Get you Oooh Pahnland and KFC. What's up with yer nearest Spoon? You can eat drink and theres plenty of room in the disabled if you get lucky.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times?

Yes, tempting, but they'll end up breeding and can you imagine the state of the crotch droppings they'd produce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies

Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god

If you see a geeza over 6ft tall running around Queensferry with no top on and a KFC bucket under his arm it could be me off to Poundland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times?

Imagine a social at KFC !!!

Actually no don't it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Party bucket mmmm

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.

You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket

I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies

Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god

If you see a geeza over 6ft tall running around Queensferry with no top on and a KFC bucket under his arm it could be me off to Poundland "

Those ladies sure are lucky

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Party bucket mmmm

Party bucket

I’m using that as my next incarnation

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Party bucket mmmm

Party bucket

I’m using that as my next incarnation

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Party bucket mmmm

Party bucket

I’m using that as my next incarnation

Is it like hotdog down the hall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no words

Nah dahn't get gnarly, treacle. He's offering you an education. Given the Poundland analogue I reckon we're in for treat.

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Pack a lighters from Pound world

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