FabSwingers.com forum: weird news story of the day..19th june edition.. you will never look at cuddly toys the same again

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

how on earth did i miss this one.... its a corker...

"A man was arrested for the fourth time for having sex with a teddy bear in public.

Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation on Wednesday for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio, it has been revealed.

This is the fourth occasion since 2010 that the man has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear.

Marshall received a citation for disorderly conduct in the most recent incident.

Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself.

They reported the situation to police.

Marshall was found using the stuffed animal to masturbate.

Marshall has a history of arrests for having sex with teddy bears in public.

For three similar incidents in the past, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for misdemeanor convictions, according to The Smoking Gun.

He was first arrested in February 2010 after people at a public library contacted authorities about Marshall.

Witnesses there said the man had been masturbating with a stuffed animal in a men's bathroom.

A judge told Marshall to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio, The Smoking Gun reported.

Later in 2010, police arrested Marshall for having sex with a teddy bear a second time.

An officer wrote on the police report that Marshall's public indecency with a teddy bear 'has been an ongoing problem.'

The third occasion Marshall was found pleasuring himself with a toy bear was in August 2011.

He was arrested for that incident after witnesses called authorities.

Police said he was masturbating with a stuffed animal in a place where minors were likely present.

It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion."

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

ok well that puts the whole do you have fluffy toys on your bed thread into perspective now

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Best hide diamonds meerkats lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"ok well that puts the whole do you have fluffy toys on your bed thread into perspective now

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Haha! that reminds me of the time there was a thread about chat roulette on here and someone said they saw a guy fucking a teddy on it

Wonder if it was the same guy?

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Sick fucks

I've had a few occasions with Teddies n bares all including women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope he put something on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is it the same bear everytime

Poor bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'll admit to having a soft spot for teddies - but only the kind that come in black lace and have a woman underneath them!!!

Guess this brings new meaning to the phrase "Dare to Bear"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

whats wrong with an old fashioned wank...

modern time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do hope he put something on the end of it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and the first teddy bear opening a thread on here moaning about timewasters, barebackers or folks who only want polar bears for their fur colour and I am out of here for ever....

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Did he play safe or do it bear back??

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

As long as it wernt poo bear

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

"and the first teddy bear opening a thread on here moaning about timewasters, barebackers or folks who only want polar bears for their fur colour and I am out of here for ever...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the rapists and paedos in the world today I really don't understand all the fuss about a guy who likes to use a soft toy as a glove when knocking one out.

George Michael can have a wank in a toilet and pay a few £m to escape a jail term but this guy goes to jail for his 'crime'.

Personally, if it was the same bear he could claim he was in a long term relationship with it. Come to think of it, how many women have still got the same teddy from when they were children?

(p.s. this is a joke post ok)

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By *ouwestmanMan
over a year ago

bris

night bear on elm street!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

This has got me worried about people who wear bum bags facing the front now. They could have small bears in there taking it gimp style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a crush on a bear!

Her name was Danni !!

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"As long as it wernt poo bear

dont even go there on that one, i still have horrible memories of my eldest when he was a baby with nappy rash, I left the nappy off for a while to air his bum, trurned my back for a mo and found him covered in mustard yellow poo, it was on his hand and round his mouth, on the carpet, and most funnily all over the backside of his poo bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has got me worried about people who wear bum bags facing the front now. They could have small bears in there taking it gimp style"

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

if you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise..........

la le la le la, mwah, xxxxxx

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Stretch Armstrongs better. Bless him

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I'd rather have Suzi bear....google rude jogi bear song n see..........it's great

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"if you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise..........

la le la le la, mwah, xxxxxx

Or "were going on a bear hunt, were going to catch a big one" most parents will recognise that

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It would only be weird if whilst he wanked he was humming..."If you go out in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today you'd better go in disguise....."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"if you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise..........

la le la le la, mwah, xxxxxx

Bugger, I spent too long remembering the second line lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just goes to show those Americans will fuck anything lol.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can I just say thank you to the person who just sent me a PM... totally unrepeatable and made me spit out perfectly good water... lol

I just imagine a cross-eyed bear now.... something like nookie bear

bear in a gimp mask......

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Apparently, when I was a little girl, I called my bear Gladly, when mam asked why, I said it was cos we sang about Gladly my cross-eyed bear at church (Gladly my Cross I bear)....I bet matey's bear was cross-eyed too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

wonder if it was a gummybear

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

I hear that there was a similar weirdo in paddington

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hear that there was a similar weirdo in paddington"

As long as his marmalade sandwich was safe...

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"I hear that there was a similar weirdo in paddington

As long as his marmalade sandwich was safe..."

Imafraid it all came to a sticky end

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

do you think for his post coital small talk he turns around and says "you were super ted"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

Thanks...now on Sunday at my twins teddybear picnic turned.5th birthday party when I.hear the song all I will be able to think about is this thread...lol

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

Themed not turned...lol

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