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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had to choose, would you want 73 elephant sized chickens racing you, or 73 mice sized chickens racing you?

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By *CandBCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Elephant sized chickens. Simply scaling up the creature would mean bone density too low to support the weight and a cardiovascular system unable to cope with getting oxygen around a creature of that size. It’s legs would snap and it would suffocate before it got over the start line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Elephant sized chickens. Simply scaling up the creature would mean bone density too low to support the weight and a cardiovascular system unable to cope with getting oxygen around a creature of that size. It’s legs would snap and it would suffocate before it got over the start line. "

Thank you

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed"

75 then. God

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you had to choose, would you want 73 elephant sized chickens racing you, or 73 mice sized chickens racing you?"

Honestly Queenie, where the fuck do you get these things from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

75 then. God"

Ooo that's changes everything!

Are any of them wearing hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

75 then. God

Ooo that's changes everything!

Are any of them wearing hats?"

13 of them are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you had to choose, would you want 73 elephant sized chickens racing you, or 73 mice sized chickens racing you?

Honestly Queenie, where the fuck do you get these things from "

My mind

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

75 then. God

Ooo that's changes everything!

Are any of them wearing hats?

13 of them are"

This could potentially make those select few a little more aerodynamic. These odds are becoming more trickier. Hmmmm....

Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

75 then. God

Ooo that's changes everything!

Are any of them wearing hats?

13 of them are

This could potentially make those select few a little more aerodynamic. These odds are becoming more trickier. Hmmmm....

Ed"

But if those 13 can reach you first due to their more efficient aerodynamics, it gives you a fighting chance to beat them off before the others catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just not overly happy with the whole 73 thing. Just too weird.

Ed

75 then. God

Ooo that's changes everything!

Are any of them wearing hats?

13 of them are

This could potentially make those select few a little more aerodynamic. These odds are becoming more trickier. Hmmmm....

Ed

But if those 13 can reach you first due to their more efficient aerodynamics, it gives you a fighting chance to beat them off before the others catch up"

Could also cause them to run slower, meaning while fighting a handful of a first wave a second wave would approach. More information is needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Listen I ain’t the chicken whisperer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Elephant sized chickens. Simply scaling up the creature would mean bone density too low to support the weight and a cardiovascular system unable to cope with getting oxygen around a creature of that size. It’s legs would snap and it would suffocate before it got over the start line. "
surely the tyrannosaurus Rex is an elephant size chicken

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