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Senior Penetration Tester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just seen a job online for Senior Penetration Tester. What do you reckon the job description might be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your job is too find holes and penetrate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experienced individual sort, good at exploring and used to seeking all available spaces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're testing senior's reactions to being penetrated

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

No idea but I may try that on my status update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have experience in tight places. Work can be very wet at times.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Quality control for a bullet proof vest manufacturer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea but I may try that on my status update "

Wouldn't mind a bit of penetration testing with you

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"No idea but I may try that on my status update

Wouldn't mind a bit of penetration testing with you "

Do you qualify as a senior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea but I may try that on my status update

Wouldn't mind a bit of penetration testing with you

Do you qualify as a senior "

Well I'm more senior than you - does that count?

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

It sounds so more interesting than it actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It sounds so more interesting than it actually is "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making sure granddad's nappy is on properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making sure granddad's nappy is on properly "

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"It sounds so more interesting than it actually is

Very true "

Searching for open ports to stick your probe in is always interesting. Some Fabbers would be good at the social engineering side too. Just depends how senior we are talking (care homes shielding anyway?)

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I have commissioned some penetration testing in my time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It sounds so more interesting than it actually is

Very true "

These answers are way better than the actual job description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It sounds so more interesting than it actually is

Very true

These answers are way better than the actual job description "

Having been through Penetration testing I can confirm it was rigorous, intrusive and left you thinking "WTF was that all about "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I know someone with this job. I giggled when he told me then was pretty dissapointed by what it really is.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses. "

It's not just IT. Physical security too. How far they can get in an apparently secure building before being questioned or stopped by staff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses. "

For 60grand a year I would happily poke peoples PCs with my todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

For 60grand a year I would happily poke peoples PCs with my todger "

I've penetrated a few PCs in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

For 60grand a year I would happily poke peoples PCs with my todger "

I'm not sure you'd get the right result that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

It's not just IT. Physical security too. How far they can get in an apparently secure building before being questioned or stopped by staff. "

I often get questioned by staff when I try to penetrate something , normally car park attendants, hospital and cinema staff. B@#tards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As long as I got my 60grand who cares

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Penetration is rather frowned upon during lockdown.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

It's not just IT. Physical security too. How far they can get in an apparently secure building before being questioned or stopped by staff.

I often get questioned by staff when I try to penetrate something , normally car park attendants, hospital and cinema staff. B@#tards!"

Please stop trying to penetrate staff. They're just doing their jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

It's not just IT. Physical security too. How far they can get in an apparently secure building before being questioned or stopped by staff.

I often get questioned by staff when I try to penetrate something , normally car park attendants, hospital and cinema staff. B@#tards!

Please stop trying to penetrate staff. They're just doing their jobs "

Hey I have paid my admission fee, I should be good for it

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"This may be a boring answer but it's about testing IT security. They want somebody to try to hack into their IT systems from the outside to see if there what holes there are in their defenses.

It's not just IT. Physical security too. How far they can get in an apparently secure building before being questioned or stopped by staff. "

No no no. When you run a pen test you just do a quick squiggle in the corner of your notepad (a paper book - for the younger members of the audience )

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids


"I know someone with this job. I giggled when he told me then was pretty dissapointed by what it really is. "

Computer and IT terminology make carry on films look like political broadcasts. Nothing better than whipping out your floppy for a hard one and wiggling your bits all over the desktop, before peeking, poking and forking everything up. Carry on forking now that's a good title

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's actually nothing to do with IT. You have to penetrate GILFs to see if all is ok

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