FabSwingers.com forum: Towing Ball.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all I am looking for some help if possible.

I am looking to mount a towing ball but I do not have one fitted to my car.

I would love to hear from anyone here who could help, I would be happy to travel if we are not local.

Many thanks.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Have you hit the tow bar fitted to the car already? Because the ball just attaches to that with two large nuts and bolts, a dead easy five minute job. You'll need a 24mm spanner, though

If you haven't got the bar already, it's possible to do it yourself but the wiring can be fiddly, especially with modern car electrics (Oh for the days 30 years ago of simply scotch locking everything on

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If you need everything doing, it could well be easier to get a mobile fitter to come flout to you and they do everything there and then. My last one, on a Mondeo estate, was 300 quid supplied and fitted in the car park at work. Google mobile fitters in your area

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Oops!

I'm too vanilla for this site....

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By *ippleloverWoman
over a year ago

Sherborne

"Have you hit the tow bar fitted to the car already? Because the ball just attaches to that with two large nuts and bolts, a dead easy five minute job. You'll need a 24mm spanner, though

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This conversation is everything! I really appreciated your detailed response

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

At least now you know how to get 1 fitted to your car so that you can mount it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. That's 10 minutes of your life you wont get back

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

Is this for a top gear special ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the things I’ve expected people to say in my life. This will never be on the list

Hats off to gorilla though

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I am so fucking embarrassed....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

What a thoroughly interesting conversation to have with the neighbours..

Ah yes, this is Bob he just popped over to insert the tow ball up his Jacksie..

Of course he used grease..

Just waiting for the fire service to remove it or him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

Nothing and I mean NOTHING is ever going to beat this for a thread response. It needs to be framed and put on the walls of Fab forever.

I applaud you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that escalated quickly

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

There were no hitches..

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

This is got to be thread of the day. Absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

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Dont be. You were being kind.

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

St Andrews this week

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

Best yet!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Coffee has just unexpectedly left my mouth with some velocity. I’m going to have to clean up now.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"There were no hitches.."
...groaaaaan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God help us this brings new meaning to the phrase rusty sheriffs badge.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

Don’t be! That was a very informative response!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least we all know if we ever need car advice that gorilla is the go-to

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

Aww bless you

This was classic tho

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"There were no hitches.. ...groaaaaan. "

Sorry..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Take the tennis ball off it first

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By *igbob123016Man
over a year ago

bedworth/coventry

Absolutely Brilliant ! Really brightened up my day !

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Those towing balls do look massive. Not sure they’d fit up an arse would they? And if you mount one on a car make sure the handbrake is on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those towing balls do look massive. Not sure they’d fit up an arse would they? And if you mount one on a car make sure the handbrake is on."

The vision this put in my head had me Howling, thanks for the laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops!

I'm too vanilla for this site....

Yeah I'm with you on this one, good response though very accurate.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

Don’t be! That was a very informative response!"

If it's any consolation, I was hoping for a response like yours when I read the OP! Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

Don’t be! That was a very informative response!

If it's any consolation, I was hoping for a response like yours when I read the OP! Thanks. "

All I’m saying is I’ve learnt 2 things about towing balls today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those towing balls do look massive. Not sure they’d fit up an arse would they? And if you mount one on a car make sure the handbrake is on."

So glad I had already swallowed my tea when I read this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for clarity OP, when you are securely mounted, where do you want to be towed to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

OMG the best ever

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can adjust the height with the jockey wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing I know about those things is when I walk into them, hitching up the horsebox. They ducking hurt!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best. Thread. Ever.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

People do Witter on about it

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Haha. Seriously.. might have to call out the fire service and a doc to get you off it .. you seriously need a hobby. Haha

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"People do Witter on about it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed."

Like an anally mounted Marty McFly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed.

Like an anally mounted Marty McFly! "

Back passage to the future?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Have you seen the North Pole episode of Top Gear where James May was on the toilet seat that was bolted to the back of the truck and Clarkson drove off while May was taking a dump???

This is all I can picture in my head but with a towbar instead

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed.

Like an anally mounted Marty McFly!

Back passage to the future?"

Just don't reach 88 mph

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Not that I would want to kink shame, but please tell me you would be trying this in a closed garage! I would not want to come out of Sainsbury’s with my groceries to find you sat on the rear end of a car with your pants around your ankles and the Bulgarian car washing crew chammying your buttocks!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Best. Thread. Ever! Bar none! I’m crying

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Somebody owes me a new keyboard, orange juice splattered all over the current one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

please say you're gonna put a massive head on, you know like Frank Sidebottom. Then you'll look like a dashboard decoration in reverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed.

Like an anally mounted Marty McFly!

Back passage to the future?

Just don't reach 88 mph"

Fux capacitor might blow, innit....

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mr has a tractor with a three point linkage if that’s of any interest, just keep any dangling objects away from the PTO shaft and you’ll be fine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just to let you lot know...there is an actual video of this on porn hub ..erm...a friend told me

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

My car has a removable ‘swan neck’ type tow ball. One like this could be used in the privacy and comfort of one’s own home.

No I haven’t tried it.

No you can’t borrow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sexy little blue Skoda Fabia with just the item you describe

You can rent it if you like, but between the hours of 6:30 pm to 8am....all I ask is that my car stays outside my house and you use your own lube, and sanitise afterwards please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to let you lot know...there is an actual video of this on porn hub ..erm...a friend told me

You've only just found that? I feel bad now, I've watched a couple....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made "Best thread of 2020" by the third post!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this why caravans are usually given female names

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You better have a really good answer when the wife comes out to see what your up to and finds your bottom stuck to the tow bar..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you don't mount just anyone's tow ball OP? I'm glad mine's detachable, it stops people just sitting on it and me driving off unawares ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tow ball is a detachable one if you wish to rent it for the weekend

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

I saw nothing wrong with your reply, in fact I was going to suggest looking on a trust a trader type place.

Instead I'm gonna suggest the OP gets a skateboard to kneel on to save getting gravel rash whilst being towed."

Roller skates would be safer (you dont hear that said very often)

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

would leaving the rubber tow ball cover on be considered safe sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would really be better on a caravanners club forum OP they have far more expertise I am guessing.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

OP, Is your car a FIAT ?? (Fuck It Again Tomorrow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be worried about excess lube and my caravan coming off down the M4!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I guess any Seat in a car park with a towbar is just inviting trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

No need to be - keep on trying to be decent and helpful!

And giving others a laugh - that's even more important!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Best. Thread. Ever! Bar none! I’m crying

Tow bar none, thaqt is.

This would make a great Confessions of a... type film.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

such great advice, just brilliant. And OP good luck with it all and enjoy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I am so fucking embarrassed....

No need to be - keep on trying to be decent and helpful!

And giving others a laugh - that's even more important!"

This ... well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BEST. THREAD. EVER

May as well close the forum, this wont be beaten

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I managed to get a towball mentioned in about four other threads

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By *oshamguy30Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

That has made my day i just burst out into uncountable laughter in the frozen aisle. People think im mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant. I will never look at the ball end of a tow bar again in the same way....I usually look at them and think they do remind me of a cock.

Are you in the caravan club? They're a pervy lot.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The swan neck ones do look like anal hooks

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By *oshamguy30Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

"This is brilliant. I will never look at the ball end of a tow bar again in the same way....I usually look at them and think they do remind me of a cock.

Are you in the caravan club? They're a pervy lot. "

This need to be in a hall of fame.

Im still chuckling.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The swan neck ones do look like anal hooks"
and no chance of losing them up there .. because there's a car on the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please say you're gonna put a massive head on, you know like Frank Sidebottom. Then you'll look like a dashboard decoration in reverse.

This.... Absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I guess it makes a change from putting an old tennis ball on the tow ball that some caravaners do.

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

That made be laugh... ??

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

There’s just something endearing about the politeness of this chap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks.

There’s just something endearing about the politeness of this chap..."

I really hope the OP finds what he's looking for, but the first three messages win thread of the week! We all have kinks, but to know there are people on fab to offer honest advice is brilliant! Kudos to the OP and gorilla!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

He could hold his arms out & pretend to be a human cycle carrier? Some have a knob you can twist to compensate for wear on the towball head. The man must have an arse hole like a limpet.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I wonder if he will also plug himself into the towbar electrics, that'll make his eyes light up

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I got a detachable one fitted its ace , locks and electrics, all fitted and tested, £300

Part stays fitted and the heavy ball/ bar part in the boot or garage clips in and locks in seconds. I just put it one when I use the bike carrier

Make sure it has electrics and is the right shape and distance for what you need , there’s 4-5 options

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

If you can mount the thing in my boot you will go a long way on here as a fab straight guy , it’s like a body builders arm after a decade on steroids with a giant bell-end, weighs about 20kg and is cold hard uncompromising steel.

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By *ip7Man
over a year ago

scratby

I wonder what he is going to tow lol

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can't believe I didn't read this thread earlier! Just been sitting here laughing for a full 10 minutes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The swan neck ones do look like anal hooksand no chance of losing them up there .. because there's a car on the other end

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"Least we all know if we ever need car advice that gorilla is the go-to

You learn something every day.....

I didn’t know there were mobile fitters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump for the best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for the best thread ever"

Oh God, this is gold!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for the best thread ever"

I'd forgotten about this thread and the wild left turn it took

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my that’s funny - Thankyou for bumping that thread - started my day off with a wayyy unladylike snort laugh - excellent

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Still makes be laugh.... and wince

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I wonder if the OP ever found a suitable tow hitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People do Witter on about it"

Taking it up the Witter.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"People do Witter on about it

Taking it up the Witter."

Hahaha. Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is legend.....wait for it.........ary....legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if the OP ever found a suitable tow hitch

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Possibly unsurprisingly, the OP is now UNLOS

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Missed this first time round, thanks for bumping

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread has got me hooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this was amazing

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Hope he practiced safe sex and left the rubber cover on!

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Well this brightened up my morning!

I also completely missed what OP meant with his post and was ready to chip in with some helpful advice on local car garages...

Wow! Best. Thread. Ever?

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By *oshamguy30Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh "

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

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By *oshamguy30Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

Totally i still chuckle when I see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin LOL!!

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By *oshamguy30Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

"Fuckin LOL!!"

Best Post 2020

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

"There were no hitches.."

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Haha!!

Fuck me sideways

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

Totally i still chuckle when I see it "

Me too..the thread was great fun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

Totally i still chuckle when I see it

Me too..the thread was great fun

Same, it was so sincere too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

Totally i still chuckle when I see it

Me too..the thread was great fun

Same, it was so sincere too

But the mental images it conjured.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Haha just seen this from months ago oh how it made me laugh

The gift that keeps on giving

A bit of a balls up

Totally i still chuckle when I see it

Me too..the thread was great fun

Same, it was so sincere too

I kmow weren't it just..the forum is a great place for advice.

Some people are just so lovely and helpful..all said and done...it was great advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still amused now.

But ..if you cant ask on here...where can you ask..?

Not something you ask your parents...lol

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By *onsShlongMan
over a year ago

bury

Brilliant

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I think it’s a shame the OP went UNLOS

So many unanswered questions and how will fab know where to send the trophy for thread of the year.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I think it’s a shame the OP went UNLOS

So many unanswered questions and how will fab know where to send the trophy for thread of the year."

Mr albino gorilla deserves the trophy for his clear concise and extremely helpful answer

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I think it’s a shame the OP went UNLOS

So many unanswered questions and how will fab know where to send the trophy for thread of the year.

Mr albino gorilla deserves the trophy for his clear concise and extremely helpful answer

He most certainly does

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd like to know if he managed and enjoyed it, or if his account was closed by grieving relatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread was priceless. Would someone bump it every month until it reaches the limit?! It deserves more people reading the first few comments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Halfords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try Halfords "

I really don't think so ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has genuinely brightened my day. ROFL.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I couldn’t stop laughing. This has made my day.

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

What type of tow ball do you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it .... Albinogorilla has even got pics of his towball! Good man!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can’t believe I missed this thread until Mrs BluebellRacer voted it as funniest thread of 2020 - she was right!

3 posts in and I laughed like hell at the rest

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

I remember reading this when it first started. Had me in stitches

so much so that I couldn't stop laughing or keep composed to type out a reply myself

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Classic, I don’t think I’ll be able to look at a tow ball any other way now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this?

Absolutely brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss this?

Absolutely brilliant.

Oh my goodness I actually can't stop laughing I've just given myself a coughing fit.

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

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By *akingtheplungeMan
over a year ago

kent

"Hi sorry there may have been some confusion when I say mount I mean I would like to take it up the bum and ride it.

Apologies for not being clearer.

Thanks."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mount a towing ball

How

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread so funny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Great thread so funny

Still don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann Summers Product Development department should be all over this.

“Coming to, and possibly all over, a forecourt near you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

( Mr) next time I stop for fuel , I’ll double check before pulling off that I have no one attached to the tow bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post has literally just made my year

Quick trip to my he local Halfords perhaps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I love it when this thread gets bumped, absolutely hilarious

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *hy guy400Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Well that has proper cheered me up!!

I proper laughed out loud!!

Might keep my Mondeo now!! ????

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I can't believe this keeps getting resurrected....

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"This post has literally just made my year

Quick trip to my he local Halfords perhaps..."
same here im crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a woman put one in her asshole before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe this keeps getting resurrected....

Maybe it's the new swinger signal, like Pampas grass and anklets!

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Well Sir all I can say to you 'you can't get better than a quick fit fitter' with discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for clarity OP, when you are securely mounted, where do you want to be towed to? "
.

Through the local village on parade day?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thread of the year

To be archived with the lost butt plug and the venerable cocksnot up the fartpipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still giggling and its 12 hours since I 1st started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still giggling and its 12 hours since I 1st started.

To be honest, seeing it come back up in the thread set me off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe this keeps getting resurrected....

It's going down in Fab Folklore, definitely the best thread of 2020, and your honest advice made it so! I hope the forum mods frame this for all future forumites to see

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I can't believe this keeps getting resurrected....

It is the thread that just keeps giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope the OP found their tow ball though, I do keep an eye out on the M4 for unusual looking caravans.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can't believe this keeps getting resurrected....

It is the thread that just keeps giving

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By *rMrsB.Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I have actual tears down my face reading this. Tried reading it out loud to my husband while he’s driving but I can’t read it without laughing lol amazing xx

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Bringe a totaly new meaning to getting hitched

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Thread of the year

To be archived with the lost butt plug and the venerable cocksnot up the fartpipe

Not to mention mother in law “Anel”

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

This is pure gold fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he succeeded.

We need answers!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And six months on the towball rears its ugly head yet again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And six months on the towball rears its ugly head yet again lol

I hope this thread is framed in gold and lives on forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This tread still makes me giggle.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Made me laugh again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking through my fabbed pics and saw the tow bar one forgot about why I fabbed it then this thread came back up. Now I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha this is amazing!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hi all I am looking for some help if possible.

I am looking to mount a towing ball but I do not have one fitted to my car.

I would love to hear from anyone here who could help, I would be happy to travel if we are not local.

Many thanks."

Fetishisation of trailers

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