FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you.... Because it's Tuesday.... Part 5

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Have fun with it people.....

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS or expect to be outed on it people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Incoming message from the last thread.... and the name on this envelope is....

EroticExplorer it’s you!

so would you tell EroticExplorer that your mate says he's a welcome addition to the game and she's loving his pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

I blame you

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

@EroticExplorer

Welcome you smooth silver fox. Do you know the real Magnum PI in Hawaii. Perhaps we can organise a mfm with him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

Are you clean now you filthy boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

I blame you

I said it was weird today so do a quick one to brighten the gloom.... ONE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still in!! I won’t steal Posh’s smut if someone invites me to a sinful orgy or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

Are you clean now you filthy boy? "

Externally so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the previous thread:

Oh Screwsloose you charming gent!

My beautiful mate wants you to know that she would love to snuggle on that chest of yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again.

I have a message for Happytochat from my super sexy friend -

Please come and whisper filth in my ear whilst slowly undressing me.

We can chat afterwards

(Oooft that's hot, you have to do this.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in. Happy to be postie and receive some filth

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Still awake so I'll keep joining in for a bit...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

And in answer to my last question on pt5

Does flashing my torch out the window in Morse code work? Or calling your name three times?... Or just pouring a glass of gin

Just gin will do fine

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

In again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit to play Cupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP. Listen up love.

"Can you tell Posh she can keep her smut if we can peruse it together while I snuggle into her boobs?

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

In again

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Im in for a bit while laying naked on my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

I blame you

I said it was weird today so do a quick one to brighten the gloom.... ONE!

See I cannot do my old things to make the smiles come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in for a bit while laying naked on my bed

You saucy minx Sophie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

I blame you

I said it was weird today so do a quick one to brighten the gloom.... ONE!

It snowballed. Things always escalate fast with you and I around

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

xx"

Night night

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"And in answer to my last question on pt5

Does flashing my torch out the window in Morse code work? Or calling your name three times?... Or just pouring a glass of gin

Just gin will do fine

After you down the gin, can we skip to that movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

xx"

Boo.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"In again xx"

The gorgeous Mrs Duckling

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Im in for a bit while laying naked on my bed

You saucy minx Sophie

You wouldnt be saying that if you could see me Hope lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nippy, love of my life.... There's a sexy beaut here who says she'll ride you better than John Wayne rides a horse.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"And in answer to my last question on pt5

Does flashing my torch out the window in Morse code work? Or calling your name three times?... Or just pouring a glass of gin

Just gin will do fine

After you down the gin, can we skip to that movie

Depends how big the bottle is..... ah ah ahhhhh .... for drinking

.... what did you think I meant

then we’ll discuss movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEE....?

I blame you

I said it was weird today so do a quick one to brighten the gloom.... ONE!

See I cannot do my old things to make the smiles come

Behave!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

Night night

Sweet dreams DC

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m in

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

Boo.

I may be back shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

xx"

Night love....

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

"In again xx

The gorgeous Mrs Duckling

thank you

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP. Listen up love.

"Can you tell Posh she can keep her smut if we can peruse it together while I snuggle into her boobs?

She knows w can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, love of my life.... There's a sexy beaut here who says she'll ride you better than John Wayne rides a horse.

Is it you again Posh? There's no way all these messages are genuine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in for a bit while laying naked on my bed

You saucy minx Sophie

You wouldnt be saying that if you could see me Hope lol

I am sure you are looking glorious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play postman

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in early this time, happy to be messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey still going?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just so you are all aware i have to love you all and leave you for now as i have some actual work to do

Boo.

I may be back shortly

Always a bonus

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"And in answer to my last question on pt5

Does flashing my torch out the window in Morse code work? Or calling your name three times?... Or just pouring a glass of gin

Just gin will do fine

After you down the gin, can we skip to that movie

Depends how big the bottle is..... ah ah ahhhhh .... for drinking

.... what did you think I meant

then we’ll discuss movies "

Size is irrelevant once mildly highly spirited

but by discuss movies, you mean you'll whisper your darkest suggestions in my ear as you're borderline uninhibited and I've pinned you down on the duvet

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, love of my life.... There's a sexy beaut here who says she'll ride you better than John Wayne rides a horse.

Is it you again Posh? There's no way all these messages are genuine....

Aww honey.... That one does sound like me doesn't it. But not this time

Plus John Wayne has nothing on my riding.

Anyway, any message you get from me is totally genuine love of mine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Blimey still going?!!"

We've been waiting for you to return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey still going?!!

We've been waiting for you to return...

Haha I’m flattered

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m out! It’s nearly midnight

if I stay up past 12 I’ll turn into a pucking fumpkin!!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Having a browse and a perv......I mean look

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"And in answer to my last question on pt5

Does flashing my torch out the window in Morse code work? Or calling your name three times?... Or just pouring a glass of gin

Just gin will do fine

After you down the gin, can we skip to that movie

Depends how big the bottle is..... ah ah ahhhhh .... for drinking

.... what did you think I meant

then we’ll discuss movies

Size is irrelevant once mildly highly spirited

but by discuss movies, you mean you'll whisper your darkest suggestions in my ear as you're borderline uninhibited and I've pinned you down on the duvet

You got it!!

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Sophie my gorgeous sexy friend

wants me to tell you that she’s exceedingly disappointed that she didn't get an invite to come lay on the bed with you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m in early this time, happy to be messenger "

Oh you missed a message in part 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m out! It’s nearly midnight

if I stay up past 12 I’ll turn into a pucking fumpkin!!

What a beautiful pumpkin you would be though xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

@nora, a mate fancies you...

He'd like to go exploring in nora the explorer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jamie "beautiful lady" Hants, hey lovely sexy you.....

My utterly divine mate says he misses you so when you're not here as your beauty and grace light up the forum. The dragonfly love hearts aren't the same without you to share them with.

He's a soppy bugger but I think he likes you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m out! It’s nearly midnight

if I stay up past 12 I’ll turn into a pucking fumpkin!!

What a beautiful pumpkin you would be though xx"

What she said

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll happily pass messages on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m out! It’s nearly midnight

if I stay up past 12 I’ll turn into a pucking fumpkin!!

What a beautiful pumpkin you would be though xx"

Lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll happily pass messages on

Hello stranger! Nice to see you

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I’m in early this time, happy to be messenger

Oh you missed a message in part 5! "

Will take a look, thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@nora, a mate fancies you...

He'd like to go exploring in nora the explorer"

Ooooh do tell!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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A message for the stunning curvy princess:

I wonder if she would like me to travel to her so we can have a nice chat and kinky kiss

A kinky kiss does sound fun, enjoy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NSP. Listen up love.

"Can you tell Posh she can keep her smut if we can peruse it together while I snuggle into her boobs?

She knows w can

YAY!! Boob snuggles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, love of my life.... There's a sexy beaut here who says she'll ride you better than John Wayne rides a horse.

Is it you again Posh? There's no way all these messages are genuine....

Aww honey.... That one does sound like me doesn't it. But not this time

Plus John Wayne has nothing on my riding.

Anyway, any message you get from me is totally genuine love of mine

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’ll happily pass messages on

Hello stranger! Nice to see you"

I’ll let you know if it’s good to be back

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Nora the Explorer I’ve got a message from a stunning friend

You are forever classic my love and super sexy. Great pics too. Mwah

I agree with her

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora the Explorer I’ve got a message from a stunning friend

You are forever classic my love and super sexy. Great pics too. Mwah

I agree with her

Aw thankyou to both of you. That’s so lovely xxxx

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Oh Jesus, again, already?

In...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

My mate says it’s great to see you back twinny. Luvs you lots like jelly tots x

(I second that! But luv ya like skittles

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy, oh clean one on the outside but filthy on the mind side, our mate has had a crush on you for longer than she dares to admit and cannot wait for the day the stars align and she finally gets to touch your beautiful body with hers.

In short, Nippy, my mate says FAF?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Jesus, again, already?

In...

I’d do one for you but by the time I get to type the message I’ve forgot the order of the letters in your bloody name!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

So how many is that so far?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Oh Jesus, again, already?

In...

I’d do one for you but by the time I get to type the message I’ve forgot the order of the letters in your bloody name!!!"

Well I'm flattered anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG i had to go and drag this from the first thread !!

Oooo incoming for sexy Nora

My mate, who likes to blow their own trumpet, says they will let you film their first boing video

Ahhh a boing video virgin

Ready to pop a cherry

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My mate says it’s great to see you back twinny. Luvs you lots like jelly tots x

(I second that! But luv ya like skittles

Ah thanks my twin I’ve missed ya

As for you you just want to taste the rainbow

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, oh clean one on the outside but filthy on the mind side, our mate has had a crush on you for longer than she dares to admit and cannot wait for the day the stars align and she finally gets to touch your beautiful body with hers.

In short, Nippy, my mate says FAF?"

Who are these people? Nobody ever says anything of this nature to me directly....?

Say hi! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG i had to go and drag this from the first thread !!

Oooo incoming for sexy Nora

My mate, who likes to blow their own trumpet, says they will let you film their first boing video

Ahhh a boing video virgin

Ready to pop a cherry"

Omg!! Who is it? I so want to do this!!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nippy, remember my sexy mate who is a better rider than JW?

She says she's 100% genuine and will gladly prove it

Darling, you might be in here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

So how many is that so far?

Four... we can do better than that surely!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

So how many is that so far?

Four... we can do better than that surely!

I’m definitely in the mood for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for the stunning curvy princess:

I wonder if she would like me to travel to her so we can have a nice chat and kinky kiss

A kinky kiss does sound fun, enjoy...

It does indeed. Is this male going to reveal himself?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tryingitout19, you stud. There's a sexy minx in my box who tells me she wants to remove the towel (am guessing yours) and show you how insatiable she can be..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In short, Nippy, my mate says FAF?

Who are these people? Nobody ever says anything of this nature to me directly....?

Say hi! x "

Hi - jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, remember my sexy mate who is a better rider than JW?

She says she's 100% genuine and will gladly prove it

Darling, you might be in here.... "

Well whisper me their name, nobody here is watching....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Nippy, Nipster, the Niptimist. I've an offer you'll be unable to refuse from my stunning & sexy pal:

Could you tell Nippy that I’m going to get waxed tomorrow and if he asks REALLY nicely, he can give my vag a once over afterwards

Best get messaging, cap in hand. If you have a hand free, that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

So how many is that so far?

Four... we can do better than that surely!

I’m definitely in the mood for more

Filters grrrrrt

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, remember my sexy mate who is a better rider than JW?

She says she's 100% genuine and will gladly prove it

Darling, you might be in here....

Well whisper me their name, nobody here is watching....

Come closer then and I will

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Curvyprincess you sexy popular minx

you have a message from an absolute stud:

I wish I was in your age range so I could explore your curves and love for marvel at the same time

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Tryingitout19, you stud. There's a sexy minx in my box who tells me she wants to remove the towel (am guessing yours) and show you how insatiable she can be..

Sounds fun to me! Is she going to reveal herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tryingitout19 my friend would like to remove the towel and show him how insatiable she can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, Nipster, the Niptimist. I've an offer you'll be unable to refuse from my stunning & sexy pal:

Could you tell Nippy that I’m going to get waxed tomorrow and if he asks REALLY nicely, he can give my vag a once over afterwards

Best get messaging, cap in hand. If you have a hand free, that is. "

Ooooooh my racey lady! Yes pretty vag please....!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat"

Orgy sounds fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvyprincess you sexy popular minx

you have a message from an absolute stud:

I wish I was in your age range so I could explore your curves and love for marvel at the same time

And here's me thinking mt age range was pretty vast.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tryingitout19 another one for you you delicious man..... My sexy as hell friend would love to bounce on your thighs x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Tryingitout19 another one for you you delicious man..... My sexy as hell friend would love to bounce on your thighs x"

I’m honoured. My inbox is open and waiting for both sexy ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!"

Did someone say Orgy?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

Did someone say Orgy?

Usually me or Cats....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message from my super sexy gorgeous friend for _xmfrvn

She wants to run her hands over his chest whilst kissing him passionately

Oh gosh that's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tryingitout - I have another for you

Can my blonde bombshell of a friend stroke your beautiful thighs please?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

Did someone say Orgy?

Come on in. Everyone’s cumming

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

Did someone say Orgy?

Usually me or Cats....

That’s some orgy looking at you all

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Tryingitout - I have another for you

Can my blonde bombshell of a friend stroke your beautiful thighs please?

Gladly! Send them my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat"

Meow

I purr really nicely is you tickle me in the right places

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I have a message from my super sexy gorgeous friend for _xmfrvn

She wants to run her hands over his chest whilst kissing him passionately

Oh gosh that's hot

Oh my. That just happens to be one of my favourite things. Maybe she should get her hands typing a DM...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Pants my friend said he misses your beautiful pictures and smile.....

And yes he meant pants. Wishful thinking on his part I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

Did someone say Orgy?

Usually me or Cats....

Seems to be us doesn’t it? Haha

And I thought you were the innocent one Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jamie Pants my friend said he misses your beautiful pictures and smile.....

And yes he meant pants. Wishful thinking on his part I think

Tell your friend that I just enjoy playing hide and seek

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate says you all look gorgeous and can he take you all home to his big country house for a party?

ORGY!

Room for me?

And me!!! There’s always room for a kitty cat. We fit into all sorts of weird places

Come and join us. The bed’s filling up nicely but there’s always room for a purring kitty cat

Orgy sounds fun...

Come on in

the bed is warm!

Did someone say Orgy?

Usually me or Cats....

Seems to be us doesn’t it? Haha

And I thought you were the innocent one Posh

I AM! I'm the sweetest most innocent one here (tbf, not hard)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jamie Pants my friend said he misses your beautiful pictures and smile.....

And yes he meant pants. Wishful thinking on his part I think

Tell your friend that I just enjoy playing hide and seek

I have something you could hide.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jamie Pants my friend said he misses your beautiful pictures and smile.....

And yes he meant pants. Wishful thinking on his part I think

Tell your friend that I just enjoy playing hide and seek

I have something you could hide.....

Your salary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for Needy Nippy

My mate says that she hopes her pictures don't disappoint even with the lack of vag, or even veg, but if you asks her nicely she will send anything he wants

Incoming marrow I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abootyfulday you gorgeous vixen;

Please tell _bootyfulday she has a truly wonderful posterior and I can't stop looking....

I dont blame them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out guys, I'm needing to sleep. I've had a blast since the first thread posting super sexy messages for all you gorgeous peeps. I wish I could get my hands on some of you sexy people, it would make me a happier girl. I'll settle for dreaming about it. Good night all. Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm out guys, I'm needing to sleep. I've had a blast since the first thread posting super sexy messages for all you gorgeous peeps. I wish I could get my hands on some of you sexy people, it would make me a happier girl. I'll settle for dreaming about it. Good night all. Mwah.

Night night lovely! X

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Nippy, if got a message for you from a stunning sexy yet filthy lady :

I envies your spooning session and want one for myself !!! Also I likes to give you a bj with an ice cube in my mouth

I wouldn’t refuse this offer!! And before you ask, I told her you want vag pictures as well !!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sleep well beautiful

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducklings.

My mate said your pics are hot!

And I agree x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Abootyfulday you gorgeous vixen;

Please tell _bootyfulday she has a truly wonderful posterior and I can't stop looking....

I dont blame them!

Why thank you, you mysterious admirer...would love to hear from you

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

"Ducklings.

My mate said your pics are hot!

And I agree x"

Thank you to you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, if got a message for you from a stunning sexy yet filthy lady :

I envies your spooning session and want one for myself !!! Also I likes to give you a bj with an ice cube in my mouth

I wouldn’t refuse this offer!! And before you ask, I told her you want vag pictures as well !!!

;-D

Is this the gorgeous lady who's vag I've just fabbed?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

I came so close to saying something pervy then. But because I'm sweet and innocent I held back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

I'd prefer the gang glove instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

I came so close to saying something pervy then. But because I'm sweet and innocent I held back.

You can leave your mark anytime....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

I came so close to saying something pervy then. But because I'm sweet and innocent I held back.

You can leave your mark anytime....

I'll hold you to that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

I'd prefer the gang glove instead

You want a vag glove? OK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feline friends asked me to say:

"Tell Jamie I’ve missed her beautiful smile and animal facts in the nocturnal thread "

We all have, Jamie is so damn cute and lovely. Grrrrrrr she's cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Mr Nippy!!!

My sexiest ever mate says she's tried the direct FAF and you’ve still not got the hint, what more can she do?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina? "

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina? "

Water just came out of my face as I laughed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Mr Nippy!!!

My sexiest ever mate says she's tried the direct FAF and you’ve still not got the hint, what more can she do?!?!?!

Tell her that FAF message now and I'll know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My feline friends asked me to say:

"Tell Jamie I’ve missed her beautiful smile and animal facts in the nocturnal thread "

We all have, Jamie is so damn cute and lovely. Grrrrrrr she's cute!

Oh I’m blushing!

if I was a peacock my tail would be all bushy and happy right now!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh Mr Nippy!!!

My sexiest ever mate says she's tried the direct FAF and you’ve still not got the hint, what more can she do?!?!?!

Tell her that FAF message now and I'll know.....

Cue an influx of FAF in your box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!"

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My feline friends asked me to say:

"Tell Jamie I’ve missed her beautiful smile and animal facts in the nocturnal thread "

We all have, Jamie is so damn cute and lovely. Grrrrrrr she's cute!

Oh I’m blushing!

if I was a peacock my tail would be all bushy and happy right now!

WooWoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Mr Nippy!!!

My sexiest ever mate says she's tried the direct FAF and you’ve still not got the hint, what more can she do?!?!?!

Tell her that FAF message now and I'll know.....

Cue an influx of FAF in your box....

It's pretty empty rn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh Mr Nippy!!!

My sexiest ever mate says she's tried the direct FAF and you’ve still not got the hint, what more can she do?!?!?!

Tell her that FAF message now and I'll know.....

Cue an influx of FAF in your box....

It's pretty empty rn

Awwwwww

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I may be a bit late to join in the fun but I’m in

Happy to play postie if anyone needs one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

CuriousCats! Hey sexy!

My sexy af mate says he knows we are all having an orgy, but any chance he can get some time alone with you first?

Ans ooofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?"

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm in in in *squeezed myself in* oooft I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your....................."

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

Is it bubbling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that..... "

Oh put me off NSP

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Oh put me off NSP

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that..... "

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator....."

Only you..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator....."

Minge twinge

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator.....

Minge twinge

*terminator clap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator.....

Minge twinge

Pussy purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nippy, I've got more in my box for you (although obviously my box is all yours)

My sexy gorgeous mate says she'd like to have a good long spooning session with you

Now, she didn't say but I know you'll ask and I'm pretty sure she will be as happy as I am with the spoonboner. Go poke her you stud

I do need my bed soon and a quick sleepy spoon sex sesh would be quite lovely. Tell this mysterious person to make themselves known by sending vag to my box....

Oh balls. Now I'm wishing it was me

I have an update..... The mysterious person says have a closer look at your friends list.... There's vag on their profile

I don't mean to brag, but there's a fuck load of vag on my friends list lately....

We should compare lists..... There seems to be a lot on mine too

Our vag gang is sooooooooo cool....!

And THAT is the gang tatt....

A vag? I always wanted an inside out one tattood around my cock tbf....

WTF that is wrong even by your standards

Whoah I thought we were friends....

We are but I have no vag

What would it be like sucking your cock if it was tattooed to look like an inverted vagina?

Hope, you are a PERVERT!!!!

Take that back!!!!

You just though about sucking my wiener through a prolapsed vagina, you sick sick woman!

You promised you wouldn't tell that is why I don't have any pics of mine on my profile

When you said sucking, were you imagining a pink and white striped straw like I was....?

No I go for blue and white for my footie team

and of course I was imagining putting my lips around your.....................

My.................?

Reading that made my................ fizz a little.....

FIZZ? Sorry to butt in but sounds like you may need a doctor for that.....

Doesn't your vag fizz when you see a horny fella? You know like an involuntary thing like when dogs bark at a terminator.....

Minge twinge

That's the one!

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