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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Life's bonkers isn't it?

Go on, tell us what's going on?!?

What's mad in the hatter?

What's twisting yer melon?

What's scooby in the doo?

All surreal shit and offskew madness welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably for the first time in my life hydrated enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not getting enough vag Freya, it's a real concern this week, imma have to do a thread if things don't pick up....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I had my armpits waxed today and am texting with my arms raised cos it hurrrrrts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not getting enough vag Freya, it's a real concern this week, imma have to do a thread if things don't pick up...."

I sent you a good one. You are so ungrateful

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'm not getting enough vag Freya, it's a real concern this week, imma have to do a thread if things don't pick up...."

No warm fruit lying around?

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'm probably for the first time in my life hydrated enough."

I celebrate with you watery one!

Let me know what colour your piss is!

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I had my armpits waxed today and am texting with my arms raised cos it hurrrrrts "

Nice image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me once that

" When the power cut is on, the power is off - and when the power cut is off, the power is on "

Never a truer word said

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Someone told me once that

" When the power cut is on, the power is off - and when the power cut is off, the power is on "

Never a truer word said "

Word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla"

Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla

Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on. "

Find the fankdankle funny at your peril

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla

Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on.

Find the fankdankle funny at your peril"

I'm not one to question any form of dankle. In fact.. Id prefer to thank the frankle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well, Freya, I can report that my labia are looking less bruised and swollen, but that having stitches in your vag is a bit of a weird feeling. I am, however, confident that my lady bits are nicely rearranged for future use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla

Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on.

Find the fankdankle funny at your peril

I'm not one to question any form of dankle. In fact.. Id prefer to thank the frankle "

It is best to thank the frankle before approaching a dankle

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

3 odd socks out of one wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you could just have an odd pinkle tunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a double pack of Jaffa cakes I’m thinking I can eat the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over a bucket of water this morning at work, and finally know what it's like to be moist

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I fell down a well near the coast yesterday. Fortunately there was a kangaroo, dolphin and stray dog there to alert the authorities.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wood I ordered, then cancelled because wasn't delivered in time, has just arrived. I even have a refund. Bloody annoying that I now have to make more calls. Grrr.

I still have 2 Easter Eggs to eat. That's bonkers!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell down a well near the coast yesterday. Fortunately there was a kangaroo, dolphin and stray dog there to alert the authorities.....

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it. "

Carefully. Pull the skin taut and it's all hunky dory

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.

Carefully. Pull the skin taut and it's all hunky dory "

Id really like to do it lol just nervous of cutting myself, i've nicked it before and it kills. manage the top part fine just the sack part is the struggle. So best i do at min is use scissors for the testes area aha. Too much of a whimp tis all

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it. "

I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.

I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky "

There must be an instructional guide somewhere to help me out might go check lol, gonna have to try it looks weird got a smooth top parts and then cut short sack hair lol

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland


"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.

I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky

There must be an instructional guide somewhere to help me out might go check lol, gonna have to try it looks weird got a smooth top parts and then cut short sack hair lol "

I use Magic shaving powder its great stuff got easily on ebay etc.

Its for black mens faces so is really safe and great results

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