FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you..... Cos it's Tuesday

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You know what to do people.

(and by that I mean send me messages to post because I'm the greatest postie of all time)

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imin I'm in

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"You know what to do people.

(and by that I mean send me messages to post because I'm the greatest postie of all time)

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS!

6) anyone not opening up their filters will be called out publicly!"

Im in

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

hey nsp.... i like the new rule!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in and filters open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for half hour whilst I’m on the train x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"hey nsp.... i like the new rule! "

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I. am. in!

And I fancy you all a little bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about legs open.. Is that a rule?? Just asking for err a friend

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses? "

Yes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses? "

Takes the pressure off her..... And means I get to send smut for people. There's no bad here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses? "

I’ll have to slap that NSPs arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a new message for Midnight Fetish from a very hot fanciable new mate...

Midnight Fetish I fancy you

He says (not me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses? "

And we get to embelish

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What about legs open.. Is that a rule?? Just asking for err a friend "

Only if I'm there with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

I’ll have to slap that NSPs arse! "

YES! I feel like I've completed fab now.... If you do it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

And we get to embelish

I’ll be looking out for embellishments!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses? "

It's a more inclusive version!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

I’ll have to slap that NSPs arse!

YES! I feel like I've completed fab now.... If you do it

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a new message for Midnight Fetish from a very hot fanciable new mate...

Midnight Fetish I fancy you

He says (not me)

She's such a hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

It's a more inclusive version!

This ones more fun to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about legs open.. Is that a rule?? Just asking for err a friend

Only if I'm there with you

Oo rock, paper, scissors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in for a while

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For Midnight Fetish

Omg my mate thinks you are a scorchio hottie... I'd do you if you bent over

That last but may have been my embellishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play strip eye-spy later??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What about legs open.. Is that a rule?? Just asking for err a friend

Only if I'm there with you

Oo rock, paper, scissors? "

Just scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Midnight Fetish

Omg my mate thinks you are a scorchio hottie... I'd do you if you bent over

That last but may have been my embellishment

Phwoarrr i wonder who sent that... I bet they are a reet hottie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So this is basically outsourcing Nora’s Secret service to the masses?

I’ll have to slap that NSPs arse!

YES! I feel like I've completed fab now.... If you do it

On my way

I'm bent over waiting. Hope no random people come past in the meantime, my jeans have a rip in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For Midnight Fetish

Omg my mate thinks you are a scorchio hottie... I'd do you if you bent over

That last but may have been my embellishment

Phwoarrr i wonder who sent that... I bet they are a reet hottie

Oh hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about legs open.. Is that a rule?? Just asking for err a friend

Only if I'm there with you

Oo rock, paper, scissors?

Just scissors

Snip snip

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Please could you pass this mesaage on to midnight fetish

Your pictures are just so jolly sensually exciting and great use of shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a sexy friend to a sexy friend

Can you tell NSP that I’m looking forward to playing with her fun bags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is _emorefrida here yet?

My mate says they'll show her their blobfish if she shows them hers

Ooohhh this one is from a real fun-gi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Go on then, haven't done of these in a while

happy to be messenger

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nora you sex kitten, I've got a gorgeous mate here who says he's sorry and he likes your threads equally and he's glad you're back with your fun sense of humour and those beautiful boobies....

Subtle dude is my mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo NSP

Ooofftt my mate says they'd like your feather boa wrapped around their tiny pink penis like a bird sat on a soft egg

I was going to embelish and say *IT* was huge... But then i thought i should be true to the poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora you sex kitten, I've got a gorgeous mate here who says he's sorry and he likes your threads equally and he's glad you're back with your fun sense of humour and those beautiful boobies....

Subtle dude is my mate

Haha thanks nip

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora you sex kitten, I've got a gorgeous mate here who says he's sorry and he likes your threads equally and he's glad you're back with your fun sense of humour and those beautiful boobies....

Subtle dude is my mate

Haha thanks nip

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan"

For MF.... My mate says her boobs are out already but she will see what she can do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for Vine...

Can i stop breathing in now its been jolly ages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yo NSP

Ooofftt my mate says they'd like your feather boa wrapped around their tiny pink penis like a bird sat on a soft egg

I was going to embelish and say *IT* was huge... But then i thought i should be true to the poster

I've seen it at a variety of sizes.... And yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan"

Don't make the mistake of asking for vag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo Nips... Where are ya man

My foxy mate says they are still waiting for your arse to get in their bed and in their hands

Oofft.. Yes i would, so would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m in!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I have a message for Vine...

Can i stop breathing in now its been jolly ages...

Please don’t stop breathing, whoever you are!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Happy to play messenger for those that fit the filters, they are open enough don’t need adapting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan

For MF.... My mate says her boobs are out already but she will see what she can do... "

Love you

love your boobs

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan

Don't make the mistake of asking for vag....

It’s never a mistake to ask for vag!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

D91K, you sexy thang..

My gorgeous mate says..

Flipping ek!

If only you were 20 years older!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For NSP... My mate says shes not had boobs yet

Thanks

#cuttingOutTheMiddleMan

Don't make the mistake of asking for vag....

You love my vag....

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Count me in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo Nips... Where are ya man

My foxy mate says they are still waiting for your arse to get in their bed and in their hands

Oofft.. Yes i would, so would

Declare it or I can't help....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out now.

. Back later if it’s still going x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

We’ve all done that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

We’ve all done that!

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

Yeah, probably best if I stop putting four dots in all my messages now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo incoming for sexy Nora

My mate, who likes to blow their own trumpet, says they will let you film their first boing video

Ahhh a boing video virgin

Ready to pop a cherry

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

In in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I'm in...happy to play messenger too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out now.

. Back later if it’s still going x"

Darn it Nora you missed the cherry!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oooo Nips... Where are ya man

My foxy mate says they are still waiting for your arse to get in their bed and in their hands

Oofft.. Yes i would, so would

Declare it or I can't help....

I've always declared that you sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

was it a dream or a beautiful nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo Nips... Where are ya man

My foxy mate says they are still waiting for your arse to get in their bed and in their hands

Oofft.. Yes i would, so would

Declare it or I can't help....

I've always declared that you sex god

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Message for the lovely Midnight Fetish from an also lovely guy...

Will you tell midnight I want her FACE, in my lap.

Caps and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Bella I fancy her so much that I actually dreamt about her the night before last....

was it a dream or a beautiful nightmare

Woke up all sticky.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please could you pass this mesaage on to midnight fetish

Your pictures are just so jolly sensually exciting and great use of shells"

oofftt... We could play a game of hide + seek later?

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"D91K, you sexy thang..

My gorgeous mate says..

Flipping ek!

If only you were 20 years older!

Ooft.. You can tell your gorgeous mate that a 20 year age gap doesn't bother me in the slightest

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Is _emorefrida here yet?

My mate says they'll show her their blobfish if she shows them hers

Ooohhh this one is from a real fun-gi

I'll have to dig it out in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company"

Oooo.. Who gets which end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please boost my ego with messages that will no doubt result in nothing, but still make me grrrrr

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm in...

incidentally...

@Nora, my mate says she recognises those sexy legs of yours on the train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy slinky mate says:

"Can you kindly tell NSP

She better have fresh milk in for when I visit

I don't think it's your neighbour Posh, I think you're safe.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My sexy slinky mate says:

"Can you kindly tell NSP

She better have fresh milk in for when I visit

I don't think it's your neighbour Posh, I think you're safe.....

My neighbour isn't slinky.... So I think I might enjoy this...

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

Go on then, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the lovely Midnight Fetish from an also lovely guy...

Will you tell midnight I want her FACE, in my lap.

Caps and all

Oh my gosh .. So is this a smoking gun orrrr...a special request from an impatient friend... Hmmm... There is not mushroom in my brain

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Badboybesty!

My mate says... If you're getting cake any time soon can you bring it round and eat it off her boobs please

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

Draw straws? Swapsies?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Midnight Fetish my mate would like you to know that they have a smorgasboard of fungi ready for you to feast on. Especially their lovely stinkhorn and puffballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'll play, but does it mean he or she won't fancy me on any other day of the week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say! "

Oh so helpful Vine

I was thinking if spitting on the bit i wanted.. You know, like when you were little and licked the biggest bit of cake before your brother got to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pop in for this one, gd evening everyone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Deepblue3, my mate (with the sexy af arse) says he wants you to take his bum like a man in your updates!

I say just take his bum. And let me watch....

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Message for the lovely Midnight Fetish from an also lovely guy...

Will you tell midnight I want her FACE, in my lap.

Caps and all

Oh my gosh .. So is this a smoking gun orrrr...a special request from an impatient friend... Hmmm... There is not mushroom in my brain

By the sounds of it, a 'mushroom' is exactly what you're gonna get

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say!

Oh so helpful Vine

I was thinking if spitting on the bit i wanted.. You know, like when you were little and licked the biggest bit of cake before your brother got to it"

Does that mean you're gonna lick me?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Obvs. Is what they'd probably say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cheeky REAL bum buddy friend says:

"Oi pecker head of a mate, tell midnight fetish, I was going to ask her out but the barnacles on her mound are a barrier

I'm not sure if there was an emoji in the end because they never copy across, but I thought the eyelashes suited his complexion. I always thought barnacles went all soft if you get them wet and scrub....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midnight Fetish my mate would like you to know that they have a smorgasboard of fungi ready for you to feast on. Especially their lovely stinkhorn and puffballs"

Champignon

I'll watch out for that little button mushroom too

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say!

Oh so helpful Vine

I was thinking if spitting on the bit i wanted.. You know, like when you were little and licked the biggest bit of cake before your brother got to it"

Please don’t bring your brother!!

But I’m open to licking

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say!

Oh so helpful Vine

I was thinking if spitting on the bit i wanted.. You know, like when you were little and licked the biggest bit of cake before your brother got to it

Does that mean you're gonna lick me?

All over gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Deepblue3 my box is on fire for you right now (or something less pervy

)

My gorgeous mate who lives so near yet so far to me says she can't wait to meet and discuss insertion of inanimate objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will pop in for this one, gd evening everyone

what is take bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the lovely Midnight Fetish from an also lovely guy...

Will you tell midnight I want her FACE, in my lap.

Caps and all

Oh my gosh .. So is this a smoking gun orrrr...a special request from an impatient friend... Hmmm... There is not mushroom in my brain

By the sounds of it, a 'mushroom' is exactly what you're gonna get

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a message to convay

Could you tell Midnight and NSP that I’m up for a threesome if they would like some male company

Oooo.. Who gets which end

Ooofffttt good question....

We can rotate!

Coughs... er.. um.. is probably what they would say!

Oh so helpful Vine

I was thinking if spitting on the bit i wanted.. You know, like when you were little and licked the biggest bit of cake before your brother got to it

Please don’t bring your brother!!

But I’m open to licking

Um..... On the subject of your brother.... Let's not be too hasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farrrawayyyyyyyyyyy friend with a fit bum says:

"Please tell NSP if you were nearer I'd gladly help get you into those corsets"

Mate! You need to get her OUT if them and have it your way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will pop in for this one, gd evening everyone

what is take bum? "

Bend over and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

What is the stream

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

No one fancies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deepblue3 my box is on fire for you right now (or something less pervy

)

My gorgeous mate who lives so near yet so far to me says she can't wait to meet and discuss insertion of inanimate objects

Tell whoever it was, if they can get an Austin Allegro in their box, I'll consider a date on one of the eat out for less nights

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My farrrawayyyyyyyyyyy friend with a fit bum says:

"Please tell NSP if you were nearer I'd gladly help get you into those corsets"

Mate! You need to get her OUT if them and have it your way....

You should show him the ropes then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

It's all about me unless it's about you lover....

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

A message for Bella from a lovely lady

" think she's absolutely stunning and would love to be giving her lingerie clad body a nice massage"

She's not wrong there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cheeky REAL bum buddy friend says:

"Oi pecker head of a mate, tell midnight fetish, I was going to ask her out but the barnacles on her mound are a barrier

You've clearly not come across Dave the gatekeeper yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

What is the stream

It's when you stimulate the you know thingy and she pisses herself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

What is the stream

It's when you stimulate the you know thingy and she pisses herself.....

The you know thingy? If you're old enough to play with it you're old enough to say it..... And you're old enough to play with it Nip.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes I'll play, but does it mean he or she won't fancy me on any other day of the week?

Nah. This is just a special Tuesday edition. Nothing special about it though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

What is the stream

It's when you stimulate the you know thingy and she pisses herself.....

The you know thingy? If you're old enough to play with it you're old enough to say it..... And you're old enough to play with it Nip. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you tell TimBanks your mate says he's been hiding for too long and she's missed seeing his sexy self. Would he care to get in her box?

Pass it on or this bird says she'll stalk me.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Deepblue3 my box is on fire for you right now (or something less pervy

)

My gorgeous mate who lives so near yet so far to me says she can't wait to meet and discuss insertion of inanimate objects

Tell whoever it was, if they can get an Austin Allegro in their box, I'll consider a date on one of the eat out for less nights "

Wow there's an incentive

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Not going to say who it is, but you are incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming mail for sexy D19k

My gorgeous new mate wants you to know that they think you look very sexy... and they'd love your big arms wrapped round them in all kind of ways

Oofftt, get in... Hit the jackpot if you can work this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Not going to say who it is, but you are incorrect"

Well if they knew I once had my hands in a sheeps vagina, I bet they'd retract that comment!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

It's all about me unless it's about you lover....

Is there enough space for both our egos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Dare you to post it as your avatar?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

ABootyfulDay, you sexy devil. I've got a fit as hell mate who said he'd love to have a bootyfull encounter with you, anyday you like

Do it.... He's all sexy and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

It's all about me unless it's about you lover....

Is there enough space for both our egos

Maybe if you hire the Albert Hall

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway! "

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Not going to say who it is, but you are incorrect

Well if they knew I once had my hands in a sheeps vagina, I bet they'd retract that comment!"

Well I mines been up a cows as well as sheep lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I join in please

Of course..... Pick a mate or several and send some messages lovely!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Well well deepblue another message for you.

My drop dead gorgeous mate asked me to let you know that I think he should be sitting the other way on his chair so I can give him a cheeky lap dance, especially if he is wearing his shirt (unbuttoned of course) and trouser combo...

Ooft deepblue

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm in for a while if anyone remembers me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh...... "

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"ABootyfulDay, you sexy devil. I've got a fit as hell mate who said he'd love to have a bootyfull encounter with you, anyday you like

Do it.... He's all sexy and stuff "

Mmmmmm I do love a bootyfull encounter...if you're saying he's sexy and stuff then I'm keen...my box is welcome for them to make themselves known

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My beautiful inclusive friend says:

"Love of my life, would you tell Frida and Midnight that the stream is waiting for y'all to come play"

Does that include me also? Pretty please.....

Everything includes you does it not nip

It's all about me unless it's about you lover....

Is there enough space for both our egos

Maybe if you hire the Albert Hall

Still be a bit of a tight squeeze I reckon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

I like being fought over like a piece of meat!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Well well my fellow Welsh men are popular tonight.

Annwyl Taff my hot as hell mate says she is in need of jelly babies, could he please deliver. Preferably naked.

On your bike Taff you have a few miles to cycle

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Incoming mail for sexy D19k

My gorgeous new mate wants you to know that they think you look very sexy... and they'd love your big arms wrapped round them in all kind of ways

Oofftt, get in... Hit the jackpot if you can work this one out

Oooft indeed! Those arms are yours for the taking

trouble is, I can't figure out who your mate is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late entry but I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

I like being fought over like a piece of meat!

When Midnight and I fight its just because we like the making up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

Oofft had to go take a closer peek... Two fingers each,sliding down in 1..2

..3

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

I like being fought over like a piece of meat!

When Midnight and I fight its just because we like the making up

I licked her, she's mine

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

My very sexy friend asked if i could let Frida know that she looks drop dead sexy, even in a bin bag, and that she's absolutely gorgeous, especially with her hair in those plaits she wouldn't mind getting her hands on them and guiding her head down her body

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!) "

Big up the Welsh massive of the forum, maybe I can deepblue and Taff to row a rowing boat

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Ooofftt where is that sexy Vine

My mate says your pink pants look super sexy... but would look better on their bedroom floor

Brazen hussie

Actually i think they'd look better hanging from my bedpost

I’ll whip them off in a heartbeat! I prefer being nekkid anyway!

You'll whip them? Ooooh......

What a shame we don't know who the anonymous poster is... Looks like he's all mine

Everyone knows we come as a pair

I like being fought over like a piece of meat!

When Midnight and I fight its just because we like the making up

I licked her, she's mine

Sharing is caring!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am in as well

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I hope there's a part 2, cos I'm late to the party!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!)

Big up the Welsh massive of the forum, maybe I can deepblue and Taff to row a rowing boat

Yes! You know it makes sense....

(er.... Says my mate?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pruebame , my mate says no one could ever forget that sexy bod and to get back in your box

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope there's a part 2, cos I'm late to the party!

My mate says come play with all her parts.

Oops.

I mean I have no doubt there will be a part 2....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!)

Big up the Welsh massive of the forum, maybe I can deepblue and Taff to row a rowing boat

"
sounds a jolly plan to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh you lucky lucky devil! I have this one from a sexy couple, well half of a sexy couple anyway:

"We're a couple. I know the lady of this couple would like you and I know you like her. I'd love to get you talking. It's not for lack of trying. She just has her doubts about meeting people through Fab. One day, I hope. (From the gent of the couple.)"

Get chatting (I'll so set you up Mr messenger) and get shagging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, because its Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepblue3 my delectable mate says

Now get your sexy ass straddling that chair!! Oh, oh, oh, what delicious sight that would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!)

Big up the Welsh massive of the forum, maybe I can deepblue and Taff to row a rowing boat

sounds a jolly plan to me

Ooo a 'jolly' hint

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh you lucky lucky devil! I have this one from a sexy couple, well half of a sexy couple anyway:

Get chatting (I'll so set you up Mr messenger) and get shagging!

Was that your authoritive voice again Nip? Because you know I can't resist that.

And also..... Ooooh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My very sexy friend asked if i could let Frida know that she looks drop dead sexy, even in a bin bag, and that she's absolutely gorgeous, especially with her hair in those plaits she wouldn't mind getting her hands on them and guiding her head down her body

Plaits nature's very own built in reigns

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Plaits nature's very own built in reigns

Side note..... My 6byear old nephew asked me why I had my hair in handlebars the other day..... I nearly wet myself laughing.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Frida, this one’s for you.

My voluptuous sexy mate says that there appears to be a Welsh contingent, maybe they could get together and get a boat across the channel....

(I totally would!)

Big up the Welsh massive of the forum, maybe I can deepblue and Taff to row a rowing boat

Yes! You know it makes sense....

(er.... Says my mate?) "

Most definitely makes sense to me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Plaits nature's very own built in reigns

Side note..... My 6byear old nephew asked me why I had my hair in handlebars the other day..... I nearly wet myself laughing. "

Waa see plaits are cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Not going to say who it is, but you are incorrect

Well if they knew I once had my hands in a sheeps vagina, I bet they'd retract that comment!

Well I mines been up a cows as well as sheep lmao

Hope you wore PPE!

(then again, mine's been up a humans arse....

)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posh you lucky lucky devil! I have this one from a sexy couple, well half of a sexy couple anyway:

Get chatting (I'll so set you up Mr messenger) and get shagging!

Was that your authoritive voice again Nip? Because you know I can't resist that.

And also..... Ooooh

NOW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nippy your mate says its well past time he put his money where his mouth is. Except that she actually just means put his mouth on her. No money needs to be involved.

Hey I think you pulled, get your coat!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Plaits nature's very own built in reigns

Side note..... My 6byear old nephew asked me why I had my hair in handlebars the other day..... I nearly wet myself laughing.

Waa see plaits are cool "

They are. I have them now

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Mam bach Deepblue3 you're super duper popular tonight

My amazingly beautiful friend wanted my to convey this to you

Oooft what a Welsh rarebit you are. Can you also post another picture on the chair but with no scent bottle you know where?

I know that's that nippy bloke. I have a pic

Not going to say who it is, but you are incorrect

Well if they knew I once had my hands in a sheeps vagina, I bet they'd retract that comment!

Well I mines been up a cows as well as sheep lmao

Hope you wore PPE!

(then again, mine's been up a humans arse....

Erm that would be a big fat no, but that was a long time ago. And that's not the most minging thing I've done. Got to love growing up on a farm. Maybe that should be my next goal not had my hand up a humans arse yet

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