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When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seeing all the age threads made me think of this Red Dwarf quote (also used by Carter USM at the beginning of Surfin' USM):

'When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard.'

What other age related quotes have you got for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not young enough to know everything

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oscar Wilde by the way ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oscar Wilde by the way ^^"

I like it a lot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

Good old Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oscar Wilde by the way ^^

I like it a lot.

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^^^ dumb and dumber

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In youth, it was a way I had,

To do my best to please.

And change, with every passing lad

To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know

And do the things I do,

And if you do not like me so,

To hell, my love, with you.

Dorothy Parker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too old to live but too young to die

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In youth, it was a way I had,

To do my best to please.

And change, with every passing lad

To suit his theories.

But now I know the things I know

And do the things I do,

And if you do not like me so,

To hell, my love, with you.

Dorothy Parker "

I like a bit of Dorothy Parker

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. --Mark Twain

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I used to have 6 inches and a wrinkle, not I've got an inche and 6 wrinkles

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m old enough and cranky enough now that If someone tried to tell me what to do I’d tell them where to put it.

- Dolly Parton

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Susan Sarandon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not young enough to know everything"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Susan Sarandon "

I wish that was true

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Susan Sarandon

I wish that was true "

It is with the right people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Susan Sarandon

I wish that was true

It is with the right people "

Amen

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Susan Sarandon

I wish that was true

It is with the right people "

True.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Seeing all the age threads made me think of this Red Dwarf quote (also used by Carter USM at the beginning of Surfin' USM):

'When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard.'

What other age related quotes have you got for me? "

I love Carter USM!! Brain too fried to think of any quotes though

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much to quote but Amy Schumer's 'Last fuckable day' sketch is brilliant! Was actually written with Susan Sarandon in mind to star, but the cast they ended up with is perfect

https://youtu.be/XPpsI8mWKmg

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Too much to quote but Amy Schumer's 'Last fuckable day' sketch is brilliant! Was actually written with Susan Sarandon in mind to star, but the cast they ended up with is perfect

https://youtu.be/XPpsI8mWKmg "

I saw this on TV the other night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Too old to live but too young to die"

Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll, Too Young To Die - Jethro Tull

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtwMMqRihx0

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I am now too old to die tragically young

And my first car had a sticker in the back window - primarily to annoy my dad - saying "Hire a teenager today while they still know everything"

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